So You Wanna Be a Vampire? Read this before making your “life-changing” decision.

 

As a recapper of television shows involving vampires, and a voracious reader of “vampire literature,” people often write to me requesting information on how one should go about turning into a vampire.  I always welcome these questions.  After all, the decision to make the “human-to-vampire transition” is not one that should be taken lightly.  And I’ve seen far too many friends jump into this life choice, without having been truly informed as to all of its attendant consequences. 

 It’s like my Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Grandmother Vampire Sara once said: “Life is short, but immortality is forever.”

Don’t believe Vampire Sara? Just ask THIS GUY . . . He’s ANCIENT!

Since, regretably, I do not have the time to answer ALL of your questions (I am only human, after all), I’ve decided to devise this list of Frequently Asked Questions on the topic of vampirism.  Hopefully this list will serve to shed some light on this increasingly prevalent issue.

1) How do I go about becoming a vampire?

There are some shows schools of thought that would have you believe that in order to become a vampire, all you have to do is be bitten by one. 

Still other movies like The Lost Boys schools of thought would suggest that you can become a vampire, merely by drinking a few sips of another vampire’s blood.

Well GEEZ!  If THAT was the case, EVERYBODY would do it, now wouldn’t they?   Unfortunately, making the transition is not so easy.  For starters, in most cases, it involves you DYING!

NOT FUN!

So, how do you die?  Well in most cases, a hot vampire can kill you, by draining all of the human blood from your body.

If you are lucky, he will break your neck first, so you won’t actually feel any pain when he does it.  And if you’re REALLY lucky, he’ll let you dance with him, half-naked, first . . .

The next step involves YOU drinking vampire blood.  This part can be tricky.  Especially, if you are already dead, and therefore, not  thirsty.  So, I say, drink lots of vampire blood NOW, while you are alive.  This way, by the time you want to turn, it won’t be an issue anymore.

Not sure where to get vampire blood?  Call me . . . I have some L.A. connections . . .

But don’t wait too long . . . because I have a feeling my “connection” is going to “dry up” real soon.

For those of you with cash to burn, rumor has it that, somewhere in a remote village in Alaska, there is a medical clinic that can perform the procedure in three days.  So you can become immortal, and be back at work in NO TIME!  The procedure is performed by a well-renown plastic surgeon  . . .

. . . and a highly experienced anesthesiologist . . .

All it takes is a simple lethal injection, and a quick-as-a-wink blood transfusion.  The best part?   NO unnecessary bodily decay or unsightly death scars!   In fact, many local celebrities have already been spotted frequenting the clinic  . . .

Feel free to contact the Alaska Division of Tourism for more information on this exciting opportunity.

2) All the vampires I know are young and/or hot.  I’m old as dirt and ugly as sin.  Can I still be a vampire?

First of all, sir.  I am SURE you are NOT nearly as old or ugly as you say you are. (pauses to look at the picture included as e-mail attachment – gags reflexively) 

Hmmmmm . . . OK . . . well . . . Surely, there are SOME vampires that are neither young nor hot.  Let me think about this for a moment . . .

Nope.  You are right.  Unfortunately, there just doesn’t seem to be a real market out there for old ugly bloodsuckers.   Sorry about that.  Thanks for playing.  Better luck next life time . . .

3) What about that whole “can’t go out in the sunlight” thing?  I’m kind of a morning person.  So, I’m not sure I could handle that.

I can see how the whole “sunlight allergy” and “dead until dark” thing, could put a real crimp in your social and professional life.  Fortunately, today’s vampires have found many ways around this pesky inconvenience.  For example, you could, wear ugly sun-repellant jewelry like those boys in The Vampire Diaries . . .

 . . . or pour glitter all over your naked body, like a drag queen at a gay nightclub  . . .

And if THAT doesn’t work, just suck it up and hang out with other vampires, who keep your same hours . . .

After you’ve become a super cool vampire, you aren’t going to want to associate with us lame ass humans, anyway.

4) I’m a pretty peaceful person.  I just don’t know if it’s in me to kill other people for their blood.  How would I survive?

Wait . . . you mean to tell me that you DON’T lick and bite people for fun?  Clearly, you are missing out. 

You see, nowadays, most vampires don’t need to kill to survive.  There are lots of other options available to you.  For example, you can take a little nip of your lover during foreplay.  Very sexy!

 You can also “borrow” blood from blood banks, like that dude from Moonlight . . .

  . . . Or drink that synthetic stuff that looks like beer, but tastes like orange soda . . .

And, FINALLY, if you HATE little defenseless animals, and have no heart, you can go out into the woods and drink from Bambi’s mother . . .

Personally, I think this is the WORST / most immoral of ALL the above options.  However, folks in the literary world seem to equate Deer-Sucking with sainthood.  So far be it for me to judge, right?

5) Will I have any special powers when I’m a vampire?

You mean, ASIDE from being IMMORTAL, HOT and TOTALLY AWESOME?  . . .  Plenty.  As a vampire, you will have super-human strength and speed.

You will also f*ck like a rockstar . . .

Some say that you can even fly.  But, as far as I’m concerned, the coolest vampire skill of all that you will obtain is your ability to control people’s minds. 

Aside from being hot, young, and Olympic-caliber f&ckers, THIS is probably the main reason why vampires ALWAYS get their mate.  Call it compulsion; call it “glamour;” call it “persuasion.”  Whatever you call it, it always works the same way.  Stare at your target with your beautiful eyes.  She falls into a deep trance.  You tell her exactly what you want her to do.  She does it.  Now, how awesome is THAT?

6) Do I REALLY need to be invited in EVERY time I want to enter a new human’s home?

The fact that you are even asking this question tells me that you are a completely rude turd, with no manners whatsoever .  . . no offense.  YES, you have to be invited in!  But the better question is, why is that a problem for you?  Is it your “thing” to just randomly go barging into people’s houses uninvited?  Talk about a BAD house guest. 

Fish and YOU smell after three days . . .

Coincidentally, if you REALLY want to get into someone’s house, and the person isn’t inviting you in, just COMPEL him or her to WANT to invite you inside.  Problem solved.

7) I’ve been a vampire for many, MANY years now. All my friends are dead.  I’m bored.  What do I do now?

Ugh!  Type O, AGAIN?  I just drank that on Tuesday!

Simple.  Off yourself.  There are plenty of easy ways to do it.  For starters, you can, go on vacation someplace tropical . . .

Take a long walk into a short stake . . .

 . . . lose your head . . .

(I made this picture small, because it creeped me out too much, when it was larger.)

 . . . or just hang out with Buffy . . .

You’ll be chilling in Heaven in NO TIME!  Well . . . maybe not Heaven . . .

8 ) Any parting advice before I make “the change?”

Yes . . . invest in some good dental insurance.  You are going to have some f*&ked up teeth, for sure!

Well, that’s all I’ve got, folks.  See you on the “Other Side.”

 

673 Comments

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673 responses to “So You Wanna Be a Vampire? Read this before making your “life-changing” decision.

  1. imaginarymen

    Heh. Any excuse to show the Damon Dancing clip. I’m on to you Julie ;-0

    Hey there are not-hot vampires!! What about Eddie from S1 True Blood? He got to even appear in a dream sequence in bed with Jason Stackhouse!! Not too shabby.

    Another fabulous post about one of our favorite topics :->

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  3. yulia

    This is awesomely hilarious! Just discovered your blog and am having a blast…

  4. I WANT TO BECOME A VAMPIRE.PLEASE DOIT.

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  9. Prabhakar

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  10. mohammad

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  11. lennin

    so evrything about vampires is true..then i would realy love to become 1..what do i do..are there any vampires in south africa?how do i get in contact with them?

  12. i realy wont to be a vampire so pleas help me

  13. Jacqie

    I seriously wana b avampire

    • bevisgirlz7@hotmail.com

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  14. John pellegrini

    I want to be a vampire but I can’t find one, so If there’s a vampire out there that wants to turn me please email me!

  15. raj

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  16. chloe

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  17. Kayme harrison

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  18. james

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  19. Carly Callaway

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  20. lizzy

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  21. Adrianna Jones

    Do you think you could get me some vampire blood?I have pointed-teeth but not a vampire

  22. Jennifer

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  24. i want to be a vampire plz make me a vampire plz com in my home today at night plz .

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      sinnceraley Claire Boettcher

  25. deepak

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  26. Can i also be a vampire please answer my question if yes than please tell me how

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  28. Panashe

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  32. Keshav anand

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  33. sunil

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  34. Cleo

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  35. thunder

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  38. Dalia

    I also believe in vampires and i also really really want to be one but that does not mean i am going to go beg like a maniac qnd leave my email address. Do you have any idea what type of commitment you have to put in to become a vampire also you have to first research them find out as much information as you possibly can and if you are so destined to be a vampire then one day a vampire will come and turn yo. I have read and am still reading many books to get as much information as possible before i turn because i want to know what i will be and how i will survive and what i have to look out for. So think about what i said before you turn.

    • Treyvon

      What books should people looking for when looking to becoming a vampire? And/or any advise on how to look for a vampire to turn u?

    • vladimir Garcia

      it may not be true,but i am one,to make sure of what to stay away from,stay away from garlic,god crosses,holy water,sunlight in case you want to disappear,don’t suck human blood,animal blood is way much better,why should be die with their blood sucked from & they can die at early age,i defend humans from werewolves because i know that werewolves eat humans instead of animals

    • codi braden

      Hello. My name is codi and i have been wanting to be a vampire. I am very aware of the consequences of being a vampire. An i have read some of the comments from other people that are begging to be a vampire. An its ridiculous how some people beg to be something they might not even understand. I am a football player and i am in a military program. I am stocky and i would love to join your kind. Plus i am also protective. If you have read this message i would like be turned into a vampire.
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  39. jerrod

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  41. Sky

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  49. Robert

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  50. i just wanna become a vampire in real life and can anyone tell how to be like that and who will do this kind changes in a human being and please mail me and my mail id is d9393111802@gmail.com

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  54. Devesh vaishnav

    Give me ideas to become a vampire

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  57. Jess222

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  59. César Roberto Valerio

    Si fuese real lo que dices, ami me parece la idea de ser un vampiro, pues no tengo mucho que perder, vivo sólo com mi madre, eya es vieja no le queda mucho tiempo, estudio segundo semestre de medicina, conseguír sangre no es problema para mi, pronto quedaré solo, y que mejor que sea inmortal, ya no me doleran tanto la pérdidas estando solo, contactame si es que dices que es verdad, ce.zar03@hotmail.com

  60. Luke

    i’v searosly tryed and it dosent work. BUT… we dont realy know if it dose or not. iv looked up the side effacts and the side effacts work so keep trying.
    the spell is BLOOD RED. PALE SKIN. MOON LIGHT. DRAW ME IN.
    QENCH MY THIST. COARING VEINS.LET MY BODY FEEL NO PAIN
    say that at night 10x and see what wil happen

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  63. Janee

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  73. Brolin Thurston

    I would like to become a vampire. Please tell me if there are any vampires in South Africa & can I have their email address or phone number. & if there are none then please send me vampire blood. & where can I get a daylight ring. Please please please please reply

  74. ivy

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  75. ivy

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  76. hey frnds i m also crazy about vampires and i really want to become a vampire…i’l do anything for it….

  77. ria

    i ria and my friend shivani want to become a vampire plz help us ,we are bored of our normal life

  78. maria

    I belive that vampires exists. Really, I do. I can’t stop think about them, and I’m also dreaming about them. But in my dream i always become one at the end of it. There is probably no one who wants to become one as much as I do. They have to exist! If anybody knows how, please answer on my mail:
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  83. rashid

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  84. I would like to become a vampire but not for the immortalness or streghth but its the biggest change ever and plus who wouldnt want to drink blood for a living.please make me one. Plus i get no respect from my family so it would be ok with them, believe me.

  85. Sandra

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  87. i really want to be a vampire…….!! Any one plz …….help me

  88. atubo alexis stephen

    its cool

  89. Nikkita

    There’s only one way to become a vampire and i.e; by being bitten or perform a strong black magick. Like I was turned when some drunk boy hit me with their car and I was almost dead. I’m from India and I want to say the alk the Indians that vampires exist in India too.

  90. brandon bowers

    so someone out there can make me a vampire i would love to c how bc thats all i ever wanted to be

  91. even i wnt to bcom a vampire giv me the full info plz plz plz

  92. tanya

    Do you people really not get what you’re asking for? It’s very tragic that you would risk your life to become a monster that kills. If you came in contact with one by some miracle, do you really think they would turn you? Of course the wouldn’t. The only thing they would do is end your life, and if by some miracle you turn into a vampyre then that’s even more tragic. Just think of all the people you will leave behind or kill for that matter, because the thirst is so excruciating that everyone around you will die. Are you ready for that type of guilt. You say you want to become a vampyre because you’re lonely, well think of how lonely you would be if you lived on forever and everyone else died. Being a vampyre is a curse not a gift. I wouldn’t wish this curse on anyone. TRUST ME!!! You don’t want to become a vampyre.

  93. Redeat

    Help me i what to be a vampir

  94. hello my name is manu iam bored of this life no one is there who loves me so i wnt to became a vampire hoping i can find someone loving me my email is manuprasadm1994@hotmail.com i shall do any thing to became a vampire help me plese i beg you

  95. oportian

    giv me ur adress if u want to be a vampire

  96. Nikkita

    So first time I’ve seen a clever girl like Tanya who actualy knows how we hunt. First of all, we start texting or mailing humans and then get their favour and complete trust on us. We give them hope that we would turn them. And when that human comes to us thinking that we would turn them then that human becomes our dinner. Belive it or not, I’m a vampire. I was returning home after attending a farewell party. Then some drunk boys had hit me with their car. I was bleeding badly and after that moment I remember nothing. All I remember is that when I woke up I was a vampire. The vampire who turned me is my mom now. I mean i call her my mom. Now I stay with a coven nf my own and I’m gifted with three powers. A vampire will never turn you till he or she saw something special about you. Even I myself will not turn anyone. Good move Tanya. You got us right. We’re monsters. Thank you. And manu prasad be safe. We’re not like the one you think us to be.

    • Connie

      Nikkita, I always been attracted to vampires since i was a little girl, ide always look at a window and expect a vampire would come and bite me and turn me. Someone told me that i am 1 cause i have fangs, but i am partial, a psycic vamp, i want to be more than that. I want to me like Lucy on Twilight.
      Theres a few people here that actully has messed with me and my husband and i want to teach them a lesson.

    • Raghav

      whatever if you are a vampire i want to be your dinner come n bite me n suck my blood completely till my last breathe i wanna see your thirst

  97. Ava

    @Nikkita Does it really work? Im not afraid just the thing that kills me….frightens me…..what if it dosent work…….being killed by someone…….i want to be a vampire…….im not a twilight fan i, didnt come here because of that i came here because of freedom……showing humans there are other things in the world that they dont know about…….i understand if you dont see something special in me…..i just wanna ask you some questions even if you change me or not i just wanna ask you some things.
    1). Will You Age?
    2). Will you burn in sunlight? and can i get a ring if you do burn.
    3) will i live for as long as i dot get a steak to the heart
    4) do i run faster, stronger,and do i heal?
    5) can i make someone do what i say, like on The” Vampire Diaries”?
    6)( LAST ONE) Do i to be invited in?
    Please answer my questions!

  98. DeySeeMeRollin

    Nikkita if you remember nothing… Howd you remember that you got hit but a car? :3 If your mad I can be your slaaave >:D LAAWLLLL

  99. Nikkita

    @Ava- You will get your answers but not here. Leave your email ID here and I’ll mail you.
    @DeySeeMeRollin- If you read my post carefully then I didn’t mean that. I just remember that after being hit by a car I fell in a ditch and I passed out. After that I don’t remember anything. But the vampire who turned me explained everything to me. And that’s how I knew that I was being hit by a car.

  100. chaz

    i really want to become a real vampire ths life i hate so i want to be free and do things when i feel like it i hate when people tell me what to do i want freedom

  101. ssv

    Now m eager to become a vampire! Just i need a vamp guy or vamp girl to turned me into a vamp

  102. ssv

    i hv read comments of many people i too want to becm a vamp! can u plzz help me with tht! contact me plzzz m email id is ssv1995rj@gmail.com

  103. dwem

    want to become a vamp !!!

      • how i tried every spell oh what ya um well smart girl say this 5 x at night /BLOOD RED PALE SKIN MOONLIGHT DRAW ME IN QUINCH MY THIRST QUARSING VEINS LET MY BODY FEEL NO PAIN / Five times at night plx tell me if it works becase i am starting to think the side afects r just because i am getting sick by the way side afects head ache;stomach ache; tooth pains;after eating might feel a little sick;dizzyness; thats all and that also what i am going through and its terribleyly awsome and after a week you will be a full vampire talk to u later ttylxox by the way i am seven years old but it acully works byby and do it ok ok.

        ps.my name is alana seltsam.

  104. faza

    huh i just want to do dirty dancing with damon and drink blood, dying to be a vampire since i have started seeing vampire diares i wnated to have sex with him

    • Michael

      idiot 7 year old twilight and diary fans:))

      • Nikkita

        Leave your email. I’ll give you each and every information plus a scientific explanation for all of your questions related to one of them. You guys may meet thousands of people who will tell you that they are the mythical vampire creatures. But I’ll give a good explanation of everything that everything will be crystal clear. I’m not a scientist but I’m a vampire. I’m a real vampire, belive it or not. I don’t make online websites like the fake vampires out there. I don’t join any online coven. If you want information then mail me other then that don’t. Leave your email Id here and I’ll mail those guys.

  105. Nikkita

    Leave your email. I’ll give you each and every information plus a scientific explanation for all of your questions related to one of them. You guys may meet thousands of people who will tell you that they are the mythical vampire creatures. But I’ll give a good explanation of everything that everything will be crystal clear. I’m not a scientist but I’m a vampire. I’m a real vampire, belive it or not. I don’t make online websites like the fake vampires out there. I don’t join any online coven. If you want information then mail me other then that don’t. Leave your email Id here and I’ll mail those guys.

  106. I wish I can be a vampire I hate to be a human because I always fall sick easily I hate human body I hate sick can u teach me how to change myself into a vampire

  107. My friends a vampire and she asked if she could have a sip of my blood shoud I let her or not.

    • Ajeet maurya

      Dear Talia can you please send your friend to me to suck my blood because i wanna be like it. please reply
      ajitmaurya19@gmail.com

    • Raghav

      plz plz plz i also wanna becoming a vampire and i do anything for beaing a vampire plz help me someone i m really crazy about vampires..plz someone help me….
      my email id is raghav.aggarwal1988@gmail.com

    • Karl. morschel

      Talia i’m afraid that if you let her sip that blood, she will want more. I like the taste of blood but im no vampire, i have said the 3rd 2nd and first vampire spells and got dizzy and i cut myself and before i said them, i was emo and i used to drink my blood and cut myself, as i do now. I seriously think blood isn’t used JUST for your body, it is an asset towards your food. People may call me crazy, i know :) but thats just me and nobody can say anything to me that will hurt, they just might end up hurt in the furture :).

  108. krishan

    i realy want to be a vampire

  109. krishan

    because they could run realy fast and they could jump realy high

  110. Elisa

    Hi
    I live in holland and i really want to be a vampire i dont care what it takes so please make me a vampire or send someone who wilchange me

    Mail me please my email is

    Animehell@hotmail.nl

  111. hi guys ..
    hey i m fed up of my life ..
    i too wanna become a cold blooded..
    pls help me out fffrm dis ..
    pls send some tips to become a vampire ..
    dis is my email address abdullateef.rocking@gmail.com

  112. Valkyrie

    You are sick, all of you…

  113. jessica

    I would love to b one if only I could find a vampier to do it

  114. LUPE SANDOVAL

    I WANNA BECOME A VAMPIREALL MY LIFE LOOKIN FOR WAYS AND STILL CANT FIND IT BITE ME PLEEZZ

  115. 0794605942max

    AM TYBRAC NASSER ABRAHAM 17year of age i hav been longing to become a vampire can get mi on facebook tybrac nasser abraham

  116. Hey i eddie im thirteen and i really want to be a vampire can any of u help a brother out

  117. reply asap i want to do this now

  118. I doñt think vampires r monsters i tghink there the coolest hing inthe world so if there is any vampires reply now i want to become a vampire

  119. if there is any vampires reply telling me how to become a vampire im also anite person anyway so the sun thing will not bother me

  120. Tanya J

    I dont believe that vampires are like they are portraid in twilight.
    But i do believe they are real. Wheter they live for ever and have “powers” i also dont know. I do believe that they are special and not treated with the respect they deserve. Sure, i know everybody wants to be immortal and powerfull, but sadly we cant all have our dreams come true. thats reality. Im sick and my health is not good, and im kind hearted and understanding. Yea i would love to be healthy again and live for ever. Even with all the extras thats not always good. But i understand that is not my desision to make. Im in Gauteng SA, and my hope will never fade untill my death to become healthy. to all vamp’s, please dont think of yourself as cursed, becoz being sick is much worsh. All you immortals be blessed. Mother nature created you, and people just need to accept you, i have and without fear. Tanya J

  121. Nikita

    You can only become a vampire if you get bitten by one.

  122. antelmi

    i like to be a vampire some one help m plz

  123. Kindly Find a vampire to Bite me…………..

    • isaac

      when you become a vampire you kill the one you love, so why are you turning yourself to it. pls thinking b4 you do anything this bye

      • fear keat

        yes mr summit its hard to live a vampire life me a vampire im chanching to a human coz i dont want to live ths hell life killing and sucking bloods plz vampire life is so difficulty trust me im a vamp u shud be afraid for every second that the demons will kill u or not so plz forget ur wish and be happy as a human u will die if u become a vamp by thirsting for blood

  124. Gigi

    I really want to be one its my dream to become the best at the best!! :)

  125. Alex

    I really want to become a vampire please help me I want to make this life changing change

  126. there are no such thing as vampires so whats the big deal show me a real vampire do the exist NO NO THEY DONT SHOW ME IT AND I WILL GIVE YOU $1.00 OK!

  127. Nikita

    @Tanya J:- Belive me Tanya J, you brought tears in my eyes after I read what you wrote. My human mother said me the same exact thing when she came to know about me becoming a vampire. Sereously, we’re not evil. Just the thrist makes us crazy and always overpowers us. Thanks a lot for understanding us. Really, you’re an angle for us. I don’t wanna sound emo! But I guess you really got me this time. Just thank you.that’s all i wanted to say.

  128. Nikita

    @Claire- You were drinking blood or what when you typed the comment?

    • alco

      Can you help me by more information? It is enough weird that I’m going to ask this but I need someone to make me belive in that… Inside me I feel they are real (the vampires), but not sure and can’t admit it… If you can help me.. so do it.

      E-mail: vladiit@abv.bg

  129. prashan

    want be a vampire

  130. what the hel, ewery1 here is bastards, there is no vampires in the world dont try to be a vampire, because you can never be that. DDDDDDd

  131. darius

    i am a vampire

  132. darius

    i have live in 1000 years

  133. I want to became a vampire

  134. melody

    ike 2 bcome a vampire as soon as possible. Im in the phillipines right now in arkong bato valenzuela city. thank you for your help.

  135. melody

    i need your help to become a vampire person.. plzzz.. answer my statement because i am a vampire believer.. and the one that will answer this should be a vampire person or have a connection .thank you.

  136. my address is 191 E. hooper please turn me hurry

      • HI my name is mahi yaduvanshi m 22 yeas old
        i want to ask one question that the vampires are real
        if they exist in this wourld
        than why i cannot see them
        i have try many times to become a real vampire but i was failed
        i know without help of a real vampire i cannot to become a real vampire
        please help me help me m in a big trouble
        and i have commit to suicide many time but i was failed
        i dnt know what should be done by me to become a real vampire please please help me help me

  137. I love it I so want to be a vampire

  138. Hey thanks for all the advise, but how do i change.

  139. Amaya Warren

    I think Robert Pattison aka Edward Cullen is soooo HOT and I would kill to be like him!!!!!!!!!!

  140. Jordi Hunsdale

    Get lost not true

  141. Tara Alexandra Bleek

    My adress is 24 Stayplton Drive, Horden! Come bite me!

  142. Tara Alexandra Bleek

    Can you really send a vampire to my house!? If so please do it? 24 STAYPLTON DRIVE, HORDEN! He/she doesn’t neccessarily have to change me, just biting me would be enough. I’m 15!

  143. guzman

    pls pls pls i wanna be a vampire even im 13 yrs. old ill do every thing just to be a vampire

  144. arbab

    Can i be a vampire.please i really want to e please…I hate my self and i want to be a ampire……..please email me if there is any way…

  145. arbab

    Can you send vampire in my home…..please i want to kill mY self…and to not get pain in my heart..Dont want any feelings please….make me vampire……….what i have to do to become a vampire

  146. Connie

    I want to be a full vampire, im partially vampire, a psycic vampire, but i want something more, like lucy from twilight, please email me. connie.carranza@yahoo.com

  147. Michael N

    I want to be a real vampire. Tell me how.

  148. Sarah

    I want to be a vampire like the people from twilight so pleaz help me

  149. klein salomon

    i wanted to become a vampire seriously, i don’t enjoy being a human i feel alone, neglected by everybody that i loved… please help me i am very sincere and eager to become one, please email me klein.salomon@yahoo.com

  150. Brij

    I m also become a vampire ,,,plz help me

  151. Ale

    Can you send a vampire to my house so I can turn in in to one and can I get a ring or neckless for the sun?

  152. Serubnox

    :)))))…wtf,is this for real?=)))….if it is

  153. zajil

    i want be a vampire.make me 1.call me @+918943719498

  154. khushbu

    i want to a vampire i really really want send a vampire in my home please contact me my id is agarwal.khushbu25@gmail.com please

  155. Serubnox

    :)))))…wtf,is this for real?=)))….if it is real you will have to prove it…no one knows what is in my heart right know

  156. Neelam

    i really want to be a full vampire i really wanna be vampire , pls turn me into full vampire what do i have to do to become vampire.

  157. Tia McKee

    I really want to be a vampire

  158. Racheal cawley

    I want to be a vampire please

  159. Gaurav arora

    I m rady 2 change

  160. Gaurav arora

    I m rady 2 change my slf my no. 9058873444

  161. kirli

    i am a vampire , who wanna become a vampire hohohahahaha……..

  162. john

    how to become a vampire free ebook http://bit.ly/15Emzfn

  163. Really kul I wanna have friends dat are vimpires any 1 out there

  164. Laura

    Whow many people wants to be a vampire is not dat fun and they are creepy sometimes and there are many life attivites u will miss out come on u won’t see d sunrise again, u will be hunt down anywhere u step to worest of all u will live and see you loved ones go old and die. So my advise is let go of your fariy tale dreams.

  165. Laura

    Whow you guyz really belive this fucked up shit guyz there is no such thing called vampire is just some wild crazy imagination. Dont live a dream wake up.

  166. i want to be come a vampire becoz i like blood

  167. I would like to know if u become a vpire are you going to forget your family and your mom and your friends

  168. make me a real life vampier i will show commitment to this web site that i will give you my hands in the offor that if you give me to be an e mortal i will beleaive in satans hands

  169. Raghav

    plz plz plz i also wanna becoming a vampire and i do anything for beaing a vampire plz help me someone i m really crazy about vampires..plz someone help me….
    if someone can help me out then my id i Raghav.aggarwal1988@gmail.com

  170. aimen el meddah

    i want to be a vampier pleas i just iwant to be one of them pleas

  171. Jacen Wilcutt

    Can I become a vampire please? I don’t want to say my address because there could be some creeper looking at this. Cant you just read my mind sense you know my name nao? Then you can change me?

  172. john

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  173. alvin peckham

    Pls tell me The main piont. Pls I just like 2 be a vampire

  174. Love it totally awesome

  175. pdog29

    Hey how would u track a vamp.Becaus i need to find my twin sister.I know she is one becaus i can still fell her. or help me find some one who can turn me so i can maybe find here withen 150 years if u know her plez tell her i need to see and talk to her her name is samantha reynolds

  176. robby pierce

    i want to be one too. one like from twilight:)

  177. I just wanna meet anybody who will make me not to think about vampirism .. or somebody who will make my dream come true .. i’m tired thinking or dreaming about this .. giligashvili.t@gmail.com

  178. Ali

    Whats the spell

  179. umm how do i get ahold of u?

  180. vaishnavi

    iam sick of my life please make me vampire……………………..

  181. i want to be make a vampire plz. if you shall be changed me then call me 9151294450.

  182. Madison

    i hope this really works because i dont beleive it. where r u supposed to get the “Vampire Blood”

  183. Kaleigh

    I love vampires please bite me I want to become one please please help me I want to become a vampire!!!!!

  184. Paige Armstrong

    Are there any vampires in Lancashire or the nearest place to Lancaster, and if so how could I meet one [without it killing me]?

  185. i want to be a vampire that is my dream i know that is crazy thing..so please can you tun me into a vampire please..its cool to be a vampire..

  186. please change me i what to drink blood

  187. H@yd3n::69

    Ooook guys i am an expert on supernatural things and it is not phisically possible to turn into a vampire using the above techniques!! For starters sum1 cannot live on blood alone, it dusnt provide enough protein to survive!! If u really think u can become a vampire u should be locked up?!?!?! So do not attempt any thing tht says it turns u into a vampire!!

  188. asha

    I hate my life
    i want to be vampire and its my dream so cAn you help me ouT to be a vampire

  189. I like to live alone in my room.I like to live in a cool place.I like moonlight.I like to wear black things I like to wear eslipe wearings in my hand.so I …..

    • Karl. morschel

      Wow your like me, exept i am Emo and i am crazy my family say, Best to feed on them in their sleep. Hahahaha >:)

  190. cuyler lane

    Fuck it..y not..let’s do it

  191. Ameerah Camiry

    no way this happens just in movies !!! fake fake fake! oh and u say that to be a vampire u have to drink his blood LOL copied on vampire diaries !! and by the way even if i had to drink his blood to become one where will i get one? when it doesn’t even exist –‘

  192. I want to become a vampire but I’m not Egyptian foreign I please help Belize

  193. This is my dream to be a vampire

  194. Karl. morschel

    My name is Karl and i am an Australian, I’m very smart and i have psy paths in my family bloodline, i deserve power, my dumb live needs adventure, boring? being a dream is not boring, i must become a teenage vampire. My email is karloxy@gmail.com Email me at once.

  195. Karl. morschel

    I tried a spell and said 5x the 3 wishes then said 2 more that my body would be irrasistable and my punches would be fatal and i felt dizzy 2 hours later when i was on my phone last night. Is that a sign or is it stupid. Today my gf kissed me on the lips for the first time too. Is it luck or is it the spell? I am most confused an tired. I’m guna goto bed now and read my email in the morning. my new email you need to contact me buy is karomofo@gmail.com

  196. Karl. morschel

    I Wan’t to become one, i need to be one, this is my life, let me live it. karlomofo@gmail.com

  197. BOBBY SINHA

    I HAVE TO BECOME A VAMPIRE FOR DOING GOOD WORKS

  198. Karl

    I forgot to say that i am Wiccan. Contact me when possible, i meditate 20 minutes every 2-3 days.

  199. Karl

    After you do all 3 spells in the spellbook online properly, you may start to crave blood after one day (like me), So if you wan’t to feed make sure you cut yourself or find an easy opening, for people who are scared to cut themselves, open a scab or chew on the sides next to the gingernail until you bleed or, scratch a spot until you bleed, best option is to cut yourself with a thumbtack or neeedle but for some you may want to make your leg get a scab then decide to open it and trust me, leg scabs bleed alot, it wont hurt, just tastes good i think.

  200. Karl

    Just contact me on karlomofo@gmail.com or add me on skype: Karl.morschel. If not that, nevermind, i will have to ask my friend that has a spellbook from America, he is one with psy like me but he is more spiritualy connected and he is peaceful and like to preform rituals every full moon, no idea why, if anyone could point out why he is doing rituals at a full moon at his window, please do tell me. On the bright side, he has some pretty mad vampire spells but he needs ingredients from America to preform them.

  201. Karl

    Anyway i’m off to meditate as usuall. Bye now!

  202. Sumant Lenka

    I want to be a Vampire…Plz Help me.

  203. shashi

    plz tell me to become vampire.
    I wants to become a vampire plz tell fast.

  204. alco

    Hello. I’m not the one who will be “crazy” and will say “plz plz plz plz plz” many times for a thing that I’m still not sure about. I’m a person who can eventualy belive when I see it with my own eyes. I mean, I want to know more, I want to meet one of them and yes… I do not care who will laugh at me right now. If someone think I’m crazy, he should think so for everyone here. I’m not the maniac who will insult, laugh and say bad things even if I’m not sure for their existance. I don’t think about myself I’m anything special… I’m just a human, but yes, indeed, I HOPE one day I will be already sure about that and about many things that most of the people don’t belive at. Am I crazy? If we think about it depth, we can see many writen books and many things in Internet about vampires, UFO, another planets like our… Thats what I like… Supernatural things. I always been interested at supernatural things like magic, vampires, UFO… But I’m not alone. Why we all belive that, we are not alone… Why we all belive before us there was a dinosaurs? No one have had seen them, have we? Nevermind I just need someone who “understands” these things and who don’t act like maniac or maybe the one who can make me belive in vampires for real, to mail me…

    P.S: E-mail adress – vladiit@abv.bg

  205. skyaseen

    i really want to turn as a vampire!!!

  206. will

    I :-) wana be one

  207. ernest

    I really nid to change any in africa(nigeria)

  208. I WANT TO BE A VAMPIRE TO GET OUT OF THIS STUPID LIFE

  209. Mice Valenti

    I’ve been really obsessed about vampires ever since high school. Now, I do BELIEVE they exist but I don’t have any proof and I would really love to prove to everyone that I am right. I tried hard to research but I don’t know which part is real and which part is not. It’s really driving me nuts so I really would want to know if this is true. If there are any vampires here, please do tell. Just honest answers please. I really really really wanna know that I am right to say they exist. Lots of love.

  210. Dederrick

    How can I become a vampier

  211. JB

    i really like it and i want to become a coolest vampire……

  212. Rashid ansari

    Hi
    I read all of the comments and questions answers and i dont think that any body can be immortal or can have super natural powers after becoming vampire.

  213. karen

    i want to be a vampire

  214. sarahh

    I’ve got money to burn contact me via e-mail paowe@live.com

  215. what ever painful it is i have more pains in my life i want to be changed thats it…

  216. Cata

    I am from Transilvania and I want to become a vampire

  217. vanshadow

    i need to be come a vampire… i know a have blood of vampire..

  218. mredul

    i want to be a vampire . it’s my forever wish.. i gonna die without it.. please anybody help me. please?

  219. allana jean rutor

    i want to be a vampire…..

  220. terry

    would love to be a vamp would be so cool but have no clue how maybe ill thank of something sone i try a lot of stuff but it dont seen to work im starting to thank that thair not real but we well see if u find anythang out let me now thanks terry at terrymaynard92@gmail.com thanks…….????…..

  221. lovely

    i also wan to become a vampire

  222. Bailey

    I really want to become one? I’ve been so obsessed with becoming one? I need help on finding one or being one email me? benson-bailey@hotmail.com.

  223. Isla

    Hi I’m Isla and if there are any vampires out there can you come bite me I live in masterton

  224. Hannah

    i thick all the spells on you tube sake because some people really wont to became a vampire so it gets frustrating wene you try it and it dosnt work i thick sines THEY say its real then THEY should try it and if it works then they put it on the net but if not real then stop putting them on them on in so they wont get made at them.By the way im Hannah and i to be a vampire so bad

  225. mel

    i only want to say i need to become vampire but how?

  226. Am really interested in becoming a vampire

  227. Arun Andrio

    I REALLY DONT WANT TO BECOME A VAMPIRE CAUSE MY LIFE IS GIFT OF GOD, AND IM HAPPY WITH LORD JESUS CHRIST… I REQUEST EACHONE OF YOU TO START PRAYING AND AVOID THIS KIND OF IDIOTIC THINGS.

  228. Can you please come and make me one I love vampires and I want to feast on human blood

  229. ratheesh

    A new life can help me to see the whole world. My wish, my dream was to see all the famous cities in the world and rock my life. I cant go anywhere i am helpless. I have read that vampires can fly so i want a new life to live my life and my dreams i am littel gready . But if you can help me i will thankfull to you

  230. listen to me guys he is just kidding vampires are real i knw sme people they are and the owner of a website about vampire he is also vamp he have some powers but there is a problem we wont contact with him because its a long procedure to contact with him from filling a form we have contact with him and all Q about vamp in that form and the answer is in that website of him so contact with me and i have to tell u that i have also some power of real vamp not energy vamp energy vamp are not real vamp and u will turn to vamp the process is easy but first contact me….. its a long story i will tell u anything and i have answer of all ur Q….

  231. who want to become a vamp real vamp and he is serious not like fucking idiots who says im a vamp im a vamp.i want to help those who is serious about this so cantact me serious guys not idiots and real vamp have not long teeth… some vamp are frm the birth and they have some special powers but normal people also turn into vamp its easy…

    • Connie

      please text me at 806 201 5801

      • I want to become a real Vampire because I know alot about them. And I Honestly do not care what people say about them. Every time I hear bad things about them it angers me. And as far as The Hunters go I think all Vampire Hunters are just idoits.

    • I m trust on you m serious to become a real vampire
      because my life is not working m so tired in m life everyone cheat m i have no one who take care of me
      i have no real friend
      every body use my they so selfish
      m from india and noe i want to live with an real vampire
      if u are a real vapm so help me out to make a real vamp
      thats it
      now i dont want to say anything
      this is my last desire
      please please
      help me
      from
      Mahi Yaduvanshi

    • Jordan

      R u actually a vampire

  232. hanya ashraf

    please i wanna to be avampire pls i wanna i,m in egypt but pls help me i wanna to be a vampire pls help me pls

  233. there are vampires u alll fuckers if u really want to become a vampire email me on raisbadar@yahoo.com

  234. Courtney Morey

    Hi, i am looking into becoming a vampire, or something else to be honest, i have been depressed and loads more stuff for about 6 or more months and i just cant handle it anymore, i want something new and actually exciting in my life, and life honestly cant just be about money and killing off poor people and bombing places and everything else that the government wants to do. This world used to be the most lovely place in the world maybe 50 or more years ago, it used to be forests everywhere and hardly and green house gas, we are literally killing off this planet and im over it. I know i proberly shouldnt be saying all this but its true and if no one can see that, then i think your dumb or something. Please help.

  235. Yes I would love to be a Vampire.

  236. hdth

    I’m scrolling through these comments and just shaking my head.

  237. Danielle

    Phone me i need vampire blood 403-995-4568 thanks

  238. i want to become a vampire, i would sell my soul just to become a vampire. please help me, please email me kathleen_beautyful@yahoo.com

  239. carmen

    fuck i whant to be vampier

  240. Mredul

    I really want to become a vampire. Please somebody help ne please. I hate my human life. It’s hart ne everytime. Please please please help me.?

  241. Jordan

    I’ve always wanted to be a vamp but I’m 12 and I’ve got some quetions. Is it true they smell like 1) do u or they smell like vanilla to hide the sent of death 2) where would u even find a vampire .email me at grimshawjordan@yahoo.co.uk

  242. subhasini

    I want 2 become a vampire and i love vampire………………:):)

  243. Amritha

    i want to be a vampire please do help me my mail id is heismydestiny.achu@gmail.com

  244. Okay so I want to become a vampire but then again I still want all my friends and I have a friend who will become one with me but I am waiting till we’re older do u think we can do that wait till we’re older

  245. Amelia Blackwell please send me the spell I don’t have an email but I do have a Facebook go to Annabel castellano on face book friend me and send me the spell please I really want to become a vampire I dream about becoming one just please I’m do anything it takes to become a vampire even if it means I have to go to hell and back to become one

  246. Amelia Blackwell please send me the spell on my phone my number is 1816 674 9747 please I wood do anything

  247. Of causal Kahn please contact me I’m 12 years old and really wanting to become a vampire please help a girl out contact me at 1816 674 9747

  248. Jordan

    Same I’m 12 a boy and want to be a vampire . Please help me
    My phone number is 07511 449873 text me and my email is
    Grimshawjordan@yahoo.co.uk

  249. buffy clark

    There are many things out there about vampires and I feel many of them are true,butt the first thing I remember as a child was the feeling that part of me was missing..I was to young to no What vampires whore, butt I felt it under my skin and still feel it..I feel that part of me wants to come out or maybe It’s missing… it is my home..p.s. movies are over dramatically messing with people.you might want to look deeper!!

  250. buffy clark

    So many years of evolution,, you mean to tell me that we as humans do not understand yet!! I do no one thing about vampires,,,,,,, they are ten times smarter and understand more then I or you will ever be able to do.so why turn someone at the bottom of the human evolution chain into a vampire.I wouldn’t! Would you?

  251. Tom Armstrong

    im 13 and wanting to be a vampire my email is tomarmstrong123@hotmail.com and my phone number is 07530834513

  252. Rishabh

    make me a vampire. will work for you email me…. waiting for ur reply
    rishabhresume@gmail.com

  253. I wanna become a vampire cz i want 2 leave Dis wrld bt nt completely ! Wanna hav an eye on my famly m totally depresd ! Evrythyn Is screwd up n nw i wanna leave evrythyn

  254. Jordan

    If u r a ACTUALL vampire not a fake and is willing to turn me then mentor me and will travel to where I live email me at grimshawjordan@yahoo.co.uk

  255. hi I am a vampire and their is not enoth room for to menny vampire because we need humans because of their blood and we need that or we will die i am struggaling for blood because i dont get enoth because i get it from children i am only 112 in vampire years.xxx and yes we are reel.

  256. Last tym i said ma problem 2 u bt no rply ! :( plz i wanna b a vampire fr a genuine reason ! Plz help ma no.. Is 9482565609 ! If by July i won’t bcum a vampire den i hav 2 commit suicide no oder choice :(

  257. Jordan

    You know what I think I’m a skeptic I don’t believe in vampires but there is one way to prove it bite someone in front of me or bite me unless there is none every vamp if they r there u have 2 weeks my email is grimshawjordan@yahoo.co.uk
    Email me to discuss something

  258. PUSPA SHRESTHA

    I DONT WANNA LIVE THIS COMMON ORDINARY LIFE.EVERYONE SAYS THAT I AM BURDEN FOR THEM.SO PLZ HELP ME TO BE A VAMPIRES BECAUSE I DONT NEED ANYONE HELP,SUPPORT AND LOVE

  259. Kittu

    I also have dream to be a vampire but all says that vampires are not exist..but still i am waiting for something special which can make me vampire..plz help..me

  260. consuelo

    Is that true ???

  261. hanya ashraf

    please i wanna to be avampire i hate my life pls vampire i,m in egypt

  262. Joseph

    I love to be a vampire

  263. Joseph

    vampire a good

  264. Janey

    Hey, i really want to be a vampire since im 10 until now. now im 15. Plz reply this comment. I really want to be one. PLEASE.

  265. rukhmini

    i want to be a vampire,i am an indian,and i love to drink human blood..pls cntct me as soon as possible,i am ready to do anythng to become a vampire….

  266. Quentin

    hey, i know that there is a vampires out there and i really want to become one myself,so please help me to find the right way to do it. i live in South Africa and really need a change in my life… i really want to see the world through a vampires eyes ….

  267. Jordan

    Is there any out there I want to meet one

  268. Sam

    is this real? it can’t be…i wanna be a vampire..but how can i find someone?

  269. gez t

    hi i am a vampire i never sleep and eat all meat but the pointy teath thing is a rummer and you people dont no how to become 1 :)

  270. nasir

    i want to achieve the power of vampire

  271. vampirehunter

    i was born to be a vampire??????

  272. vampirehunter

    i wanna be a VAMPIRE until now!!!!!! who want somE bLooD???

    O6–IDOL

  273. chloe

    Ok. I want to be a vampire but i’ll wait until i’m like sixteen seventeen years old because I don’t want to look like a kid my whole life

  274. Hahaha the plastic surgeon is not one of us, this was fun and funny to read thanks for making my night see you later

  275. MADUSANKANUWANKUMARA

    I WANT A BE A REAL EMORTAL VAMPIRE , HELP ME !!!!!!!!!! PLEASE

  276. Neptune

    If anyone here in this site have any questions about vampires, elves and faries, mail me at neptunestarlight16@nokiamail.com and trust me you won’t regret. Rest of my information like who I’m, what I’m etc. etc. will be answered to those who mails me.

  277. Every time, I have been childhood wanted to be became a Vampire really badly, I mean it! Because I really really really afraid of died, I hate it. I want to many years like 500 or 1,000 years! And I always in dream want to be real Vampire but it’s not have one… :(

  278. Can you turn me in to a vampire my address. 434 6st Dayton ky name is johnny

  279. kc kennedy

    i wanna be a vampire

  280. raskin

    really…i want to be a vampire….but how i turn into a vampire..??i m 17 years old.i can do every thing to be a vampire…..plzzzzzz tell meee…..

  281. Emily

    I want to be a vampire! irock52497@live.com

  282. Laila

    So vampires is really exist? It is true u can mke human to vampire?

  283. Matthew

    I hate my life. :( I just want to get away from everything and I know this might sound weird but I wish I got turned into a vampire in my sleep :) I’m 13 yrs old and I get bullied at my school and get shouted at by my mum for no reason sometimes I just feel like giving up my life and killing myself. I’ve slit my arms and wrists and I will do it again and again. Please help me :( contact me at. Matt.wild0999@live.co.uk

  284. pathum bandara

    i want to be a vempire… so how can be a vempire

  285. I want to be come a vampire i am 21 i don’t want to grow old and die i want to live long i am from Nigerian

  286. Haley

    Hi… can u please email me? I need to become a vampire… trust me its my only option in this world, i know alot of people want to become one but i need it please… i know how to do it but i need help on getting a vampires bliid to drink because i cant find any vampires

  287. Haley

    Hi.. i need ur help to find a vampires blood to drink, can u help? becoming a vampire is my only choice.. please believe me and help me

  288. viraj

    i want to be a vampire.. coz i feel that to my self and body .. coz i feel im different ..so i wanna be a vampire.
    i hate my this life in this life i get nathing so please help me
    i do anything to became a vampire
    my email is, viraj12dobriyal@gmial.com
    please help me…..

  289. Crystal_drinks_ur_blood

    I have always been drawn to the world of vampires. They are creatures of beauty, danger, and fun. I have dreamt of ripping throats out with my teeth, eating hearts, but the taste of blood is the sweetest thing in my dreams. I know that i was meant to be a vampire. The ones i’ve loved were taken from me and now all i dream of is blood. So if there is a vampire then u should find me and help me to be what i was meant to be. If u think i should stop trying to be one then come convience me not to be. I’ll be waiting so don’t disappoint me. crystalrswan@gmail.com

  290. Sweta

    Any Vampire reading this, please turn me into one. Please. Please mail me. My email is swetasharma1997@yahoo.com
    Why I want to become a vampire and all of the talks, I will do over email please. Help me!

  291. kayla

    I want to become a vampire it would make so happy

  292. Listen I know you’ve heard this all before but I really want to become a vampire. I haven’t got anything to believe in any more. And sometimes I just feel like giving up so if you want to get back to me my email is. Nicole5112@hotmail.co.uk

  293. kayla

    I love vampires can you make me one

  294. Ayesha

    you bloody rascal…*******……just all lie….not even a singal word is truth about this all…if so then tell me the reality of all..n especially about barmuda triangle and devil sea …:/..::@…

  295. Ayesha

    and one thing i really can’t get about all these bloody suckers that why they all are dying to become a vampire..??..:@…aren’t they perfect as human ????…they think animals are superior then us???..:/..??

  296. Sweta

    Hello! My name is Sweta Sharma and I am here to say a very important thing… Please take time to think and read it… Your precious time worth it… Just like many people here in this site, I have also left my email ID here asking for a vampire to mail me back and turn me if needed… Reasons which we people give are the same to a great extent… But the most important question which we should ask to ourself is ”Do we even belong to
    the human world???” Yes, u heard it right… Most of us want to become a vampire because their human life sucks but there are also many people who have everything, still they don’t feel that they belong to the humam world… I am also one of thoem… But my life sucks as well… I am just a human girl but I am different… U may ask now that WHAT MAKES ME DIFFERENT THAN HUMANS, RIGHT??? Before answering this question I would ask one question to you…TELL ME, IS THAT POSSIBLE FOR A HUMAN TO ”MANIPULATE THE NATURE???” NO, IT’S NOT, IS IT??? TRUST ME, I CAN UNDERSTAND THE BIRDS, PLANTS AND ANIMALS, THOUGH I’M NOT TOO PERFECT, BUT I can understand them to a great extent… My
    mood has slight effect on nature… So that makes me different from normal human beings… So if there are people out there who are humans but different like me then mail me at swetasharma1997@yahoo.com
    .
    NOTE:-1) YOU DON’T REALLY HAVE TO BE SAME LIKE ME… U CAN HAVE DIFFERENT POWER LIKE A HUMAN AND STILL MAIL ME… FOR EXAMPLE:- SOME SEES DREAMS WHICH COMES TRUE, SOME CAN CURSE SOMEONE AND THE CURSE COMES TRUE, SOME CAN CONTROL OTHERS MIND etc. etc… ONLY AS A HUMAN IF WE CAN DO SO, THINK WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN WE TURN TO A VAMPIRE…
    .
    2) I SAID YOU ALL TO MAIL ME (ONLY THOSE INTERESTED) SO THAT WE ALL GET CONNECTED AND TOGETHER SEARCH FOR A VAMPIRE…
    .
    3) IF WE ALL, BELONGING FROM DIFFERENT PLACES AND COUNTRIES GET UNITED THEN WE CAN FIND THEM A LOT EASIER… BUT WE HAVE TO PROMISE EACH OTHER THAT AS SOON AS WE FIND ONE, WE WILL INFORM EACH OTHER…
    .
    4) I AM NOT FORCEING ANYONE TO MAIL ME… MAIL ME ONLY IF YOU ARE INTERESTED… SEE WHAT MAKES YOU DIFFERENT FROM OTHER HUMANS…
    .
    5) IF WE ALL GIFTED HUMANS GET TOGETHER, HOPEFULLY A VAMPIRE WILL SHOW INTEREST ON US…
    .
    6) NO LIARS PLEASE… BE HONEST…

  297. Sweta

    Excuse me!!! I am not here to bet with anyone… Also i didn’t say that I have smelling power and animal hearing power… I just said that i can understand them but i am not too perfect… I will become perfect when i turn to a vampire… Read comments properly before u write or say something… If i was that perfect, i would have asked any animals or birds to search vampires for me but as i said, i couldn’t because i am not yet that perfect, experienced or expert in doing so… I also said that my mood
    has slight effect on the climate and please don’t tell me that u don’t know the meaning of ‘slight.’ thank u…

    • leo

      Hi sweta lets me give u something,, listen to this music while u are walking around and judge for yourself…tell me what u found …Beethoven’s 5 Secrets – OneRepublic (Cello/Orchestral Cover)

  298. Sweta

    Fear Keat, are u a vampire???

  299. u vampires i live in the pearl of africa . we live in abandant sunlight and am aborn again in christ jesus u cant touch me am in uganda africa my facebook mail is blekatswasswa@gmail.com u dont exist. if u do exist then this is aholy battle am comin 4 u , guys satan is usin u wake up if there is any slaire vampire group i willin 2 join u . am human but am stronger than u fucked up flicks. now ve made u me dream 2 slain u ass holes try me

  300. am in uganda acity kampala in najjanankumbi along wamala road.am 20yrs

  301. suhaan

    I want to become a vampire please make i my life please please please……

  302. suhaan

    I want to be became a vampire please please please …………….
    Make my life turn into the vampire please please please………………
    Help me please please

  303. Arup baishya

    i want to become a vampire..so please advice me..what can i do for it..

  304. pratik

    I want to become a vampire

  305. wat rubbish if vampire exist then prove it making me one of them…

  306. vamsi

    stupid its all rubbish vampire are not there in world

  307. arjun

    i wanna become vampire

  308. arvind

    i really want to become a vampire because i am bored with my simple life.
    please make me vampire.
    i can do anything for it

  309. arvind

    i really want to become a vampire because i am bored with my boring human life.
    please make me vampire.
    i can do anything for it.
    plz don’t ignore my request

  310. sai

    wt da hell this all……….and all………wen i am going to dead………….then i should be vampire……………..that’s it……stop this fuk and all

  311. Vana

    Hello, i wanna be a vampire, idk if it’s true or not… How can i be one?! I mean i’m in kurdistan, iraq.. They don’t believe in those things.. Help me pls, how can i be one?

  312. sachin gupta

    no any vampire in our earth I am not seen any who

  313. hassanally mchomvu

    i wanna really realy to become a vampire help me please do anything inorder to be a vampire pl9

  314. Olivia

    Like all of you I’ve been dwelling in this boreing human life wishing and hopeing one day something will happen my spells will work I’ve even tryed selling my soul for this I’m willing to give up anything and i havre yet to see any results so i hope someone who’s a vampire will bite me and change my life forever please save my from humanity …my names olivia and I’m 15 on my way tko being 16 in 4 months. so please save me from this life ….

  315. hassanally mchomvu

    any vampire here help me to be like you please contact me 0652909211 please do anything am aleady and my email hassanally.mchomvu.12@facebook.com but is better to call me…. Please help me

  316. hassanally mchomvu

    can i be a vampire nikita ???????? And how???????? Please answer me

  317. I think this is not real but i hope meet a vampire because i need to be a vampire my life is not good , samtimes i feel like i need a blood but i dont belived so please if you can help me this is my fb i need meet a vampire who can help me https://www.facebook.com/confirmemail.php?next=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fprofile.php%3Fid%3D100005738797279%26ref%3Dtn_tnmn&rd

  318. caroline

    i live in africa , i am trying to become a vampire , but i don’t have enough infos on how to become one ? do the spell you guys mentioned actually work ? if you know how to do this , turn into a vampire let me know .

  319. leo

    yeah i want to be a vampire… proof it so i can be one of them im really tired to trust this all ..what ever ..leo_fabulous@hotmail.com…i will reply back when i turn to vampire…

  320. Sam

    Howe do you get a vampire

  321. yasmine

    i hope it’s real like this .i wanna be a vampire because i’am not good i need to drink blood but i can’t do it because i’am still a humen i beleiv in vampire and i wanna be a vampire

  322. yasmine

    my life is between your hands pleas save my life from huminity by the way i’am yasmine from algeria and i m 15 years old i want you to save me pleas

  323. Hey I just read this ha the video at the end is hilarious I may sound nuts but I just wish that I could be one of them who cares if I have to die first and drink a vampires blood but its probably axing to neat people in races not that I already am the gayest runner at college but still being a vampire been ma dream since kindergarten :D so anyone ya know that can help please let me know :D

  324. tumelo ezekiel

    i wanna be a vampire pls help….

  325. i want to be a vampair what can I do I reall want that

  326. wiv_OX

    hey every one i´m filling like i´m changing in to vampire be cause my strengh double .

  327. murad

    i beg you make me a vapire and i wll stay forever wiht you.when im done wiht me family.

  328. omid

    i m from in iran can you come here and cheng me becuse i want evench form some pepole

  329. you are all crazy becouse the vapire doesn’t exist…if they were they wil do something to you..

  330. Addie

    I wanna be a vampier , but being vampire like Edward ( in twilight ) is possible for me or not? His skin colour , his abilities etc?

  331. tiffeny

    If your a vampire can you still go to church worship god nd go to heaven?

  332. tiffeny

    Blood red pale skin moonlight draw me in quinch my thirst coarsing veins let my body feel no pain this is a vampire spell say this 10 times at night nd then ur a vampire enjoy ppl

  333. im a real vampire its fun and all but you have to control your self around humans but i learned only at night though

  334. Jagroop

    If ur sayin d truth den plz trun me into a vampire just luv 2 b one of them and anything u wnt to let me no abt diz plz meet me on ma email tat is jaggu589@gmail.com plz. Plz plz plz dont egnore dis….

  335. anu

    i want to become a vampire . thats mydream please turn me into vampire . sorry i was just joking i am a

  336. Alna

    Very interesting, wish I could do the lifestyle, totally rocks

  337. spar

    wats ds vampire stuff if u r 1 find me

  338. how about you guys give my your ip address and il come im a real vampire and i want to suck some people blood plz tell me where you are i like humans blood but people can i tell you something because actually we vampires when we suck humans bloods we dont let them survive theylle become dead people in graves youre not going to be a vampire who suck the another human and the human becomes a vampire because thats not real and youre not going to be a hot guy to =p.thats actually stupid becuase we vampires suck blood so we can feel refreshed and have strength and great body shape thats why we suck humans blood k cya

  339. i got the sentence wrong its how about you guy give me your ip address*

  340. zakirin

    I wanna be the best of the best, for the whole decade. Make me to be a vampire please

  341. veronika

    name veronika

    it is my dream to become a vampire if this all is real pleas turn into won or give me a spell plz plz plz ooo plz plz plz plz plz my email is maros13176@azet.sk im not from england but im

    age:10
    surename:mesiarova

    p.s. is my dream pleas ill be so happy

  342. Kuro Ishida

    I want to become a vampire or devil and kill who the one I hate!!!!!!

  343. I want become a vampire this is my contact no help me 9878080137

  344. princess123

    I belive that vampires egsist I am a beliver but I need help trying to find one I want to turn how do you turn? If anyone knows anything to help me please let me know.

  345. Courtney

    I’d like to know more before making a decision

  346. Zee

    I want 2 became a Vampire ! Im in South Africa ! Plz help

  347. Katerina

    I have always wanted to become a vampire after I watched the vampire I think it would be amazing for me to look young and not grow old I would love to become a vampire please!

  348. Katerina

    I have always wanted to become a vampire after I watched the vampire diaries. I think it would be amazing for me to look young and not grow old. I would love to become a vampire please!

  349. peter

    there are two kinds of vampires ones who can go into the light and the ones who stay hidden in the shadows.

  350. Ebba

    Ooh, i really want to become a vampire, its my biggest dream, you know, how cool? i hope they are real!

  351. Ebba

    ooh, i want to become a vampire, its my biggest dream, you know, how cool? I believe in them!

  352. ugwuobinna

    plz plz I realy lyk it help me out .

  353. Can someone send a vampire to my house, please. I really want to be a vampire. I have such a incredibly boring human life. I’m 16 and I would seriously not getting older. It would be great to always be young and never grow old. Even if it means forever with blood thirst for human blood.
    Steinbrubakken 6:33 40 Åmot, Norway
    Or at Rosthaug Secondary School agricultural school Department Buskerud.

  354. marten

    Hi i really wanna become a vampire and i live in south africa and need help to turn into a vampire so please help me and my name is Marten carstens< you can find me on facebook @ Marten Carstens (my profile is a guy from Call of Duty) thank you :)

  355. ashish

    i want made a vampire.. i really want

    • Lamia

      why? People want to become a one, but dont even real know why…. Ask yourself…is it just to satisfy your EGO? Be stronger than other, cause you are too week to protect yourself without any powers/might? Revenge? Or just to fill your empty life with some reason? So you become one, what will you do? You have to give up all social connections…people who real love you, your job… your life will never be the same. And all that for what? Be happy for your mortality, cause death is salvation and not the end. There is another way to become some abilities, but putting you commentaries/wishes there, targets you as a dinner for real vampires, cause I would do the same way…

      Find yourself in meditation, in out of body experience and you will see the truth, you will know that god is real and not just belief or religion. There is a huge difference between beliving and knowing…

  356. I jzt want to bcme a good vampire..who protect people from evil eyes…

  357. kevin

    if have noth’n to do help me become one. i’m tired with my own life, i want a new one … contact me, with my email or call me 639219902892

  358. kevin

    if you have noth’n to do help me become one. i’m 21 and tired with my own life, i want a new one … contact me, with myemail or call me 639219902892 or at my fb just search Ako Po si kc or again at my email at dearnaxes@y.c

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  360. Baggelhs

    I want to Become a Vampire! Is true all this? If yes, contact with me on mail: baggelhskr@gmail.com
    I’m from Greece!!! But i think is not so easy all this…. anyway contact with me…

  361. Julia Zajac

    I always loved vampires and I really don’t mind being one blood and all.
    It might be fun

  362. Jack dsouza

    Contact me on face book guys ihave some black magic spells my name’s jack dsouza

  363. Ben green

    Hi I’m Ben I would love to be a vampire could u not just turn me yourself because I don’t want to die plz message asap

  364. i really want to be a vampire.

  365. dhaval

    i want to be a vampire be coz i had lost everything in my life especially my love for her i can be devil for hole world and every person…….

  366. Hedda Synnøve Hansen

    Please, kik me! I get help from another.. But I think he is fake.. I live in Norway.. My kik is HeSyHa.. If you don’t have kik, please respond this comment.. As fast as possible.

    -Hedda

  367. V

    In this blog it said you have an LA “connection” but you didn’t leave a number…. I need that number. How can I contact you?

  368. mohit

    I am fed up from life. I want to be vempire. And want to go out from the place where i live forever. I want to live life like vempires so. And i know its true that vempires exist in this world. So please help me out. I really beg you to turn me into vempire…

  369. Anna

    I would like to know if there are any vampires out there that would conciser turning me and my fiance? (please read my story before you say no) Thank you.

    I want to live forever or at least till the world ends I guess. There are a million reasons I want to be turned one of the most important ones is that I want to study everything. I studied philosophy in college and I’m going to graduate school to get a PhD in philosophy but there is more i want to study actually when I say everything I mean it i could study every subject in the world, I also want to see the world and see it again and again. But there isn’t enough time in life to get a million PhD’s and you might say that’s a lame reason to become a vampire but its what I and my fiance love it’s what we live for. But there are other reasons why I want to be with the love of my life to live and be free, see we where robed and are till being robed of time by our family, yes I know I said I diffident have a family well not a real one anyway they are abusive and controlling and only up in till collage was I able to break free and study what I love and same with my fiance only up in till than was he being controlled and abused. That’s not to say we hate them we actually pity them. They delusional that they don’t even see what they do to hurt us is wrong. If we where vampires we could protect our self from them and not have to break the bubble they live in but let them live the rest of there human lives with us, then we can truly start to live ours. I would not miss them I don’t love them but I do feel obligated to them since they created me also I pity them, we (me and my fiance) do. I want we want to live and live and be free and strong and ageless and filled with knowledge of all the things that is out there to be learned. I know this is asking alot but we feel that we need this would one of you consider turning us? At least think about it. If you need more information we would be happy to tell you what you like to know.

    Thank you for listening to my story,
    -Anna

  370. I want to be a vampire really quick because I hate being a little human and I want to be different.so if you can let me be a vampire. I would do any thing.

  371. Frost

    I’m not gonna lie I need a fresh start in life. I would want this to be my second chance to redeem myself. I want to be more than me. I want to be special and have a great gift. If you’re the one to end up being my master or just need a new loyal friend in your immortal state. Email this :kyle35010@gmail.com

  372. Dominique

    Who is a REAL Vampire because a lot of people are just fake

  373. marnae

    Can you email me. I would like to know your contact in L.A

  374. i wanna be a vampire at any how
    but how can it possible please suggest me

  375. Unknown.

    Hi.
    You wanna know more about Vampire’s?
    I’m one. Luckily, I don’t do turnings. Sorry, I won’t turn an innocent. I’m here, if you need any info, about us, but I won’t trun anyone that, is unacceptable.
    Email me at omg_obeyme@mxit.im
    Somehow, there is some Vampire’s, which is unlinke me, who would love to turn you.
    I would do anything, to be human again.
    I’m a 105 year old Vampire. I’m not the oldest one around.
    First thing of being a Vampire, do not believe anything, you read in Magazine’s, or on sites.
    Yes, we are weakened by the sun. We wear daylight rings, necklaces, or bracelets.
    Somehow, you do need to find a withc who’s willing to enchant it for you.
    It’s not easy being a Vampire.. Actually, the way how I see it, it’s miserable. Trust me. You don’t want to become one.
    Yeah, I get why you want to become one, because of the Mind control, super powers, and speed.
    That’s all fun and games, but not the point of all of this.
    Stop, with what your doing. Ok? If you guys keep making a biggy out of it, all of us Vampires, will end up wit a stake in our hearts. We’ve already fought so hard, to reunite.

    For any more information, email me.

  376. bassey uket

    I want to be a vampire too

  377. Jazzmine

    please help me i wanna become a vampire please contact me on my email
    jazzminemtz@yahoo.com

  378. i would do anything to become a vampire i tried a lots of spells but they don’t work

  379. Jerneille Williams

    hi i still wanna be a vampire could you contact me at my email jerneille@yahoo.com or kik ZJadeX…. please respond to this comment

  380. hey vampire u can have my blood ,,, bite me please my email is kirsty_messer@outlook.com
    and vampires please bite me im sick of my life please bite me i hate morings i love the nite! :D

  381. Alin

    Idiots,it doesn’t exist.

  382. nancynick

    i want to become a vampire coz my whole life is to become a vampire,. I really want to become a vampire. My name is nancynick and am 14years old. Please i want to be a vampire……!!!!

  383. Thomas Davis

    fine i will bite, where can i find a vampire or a witch of the wild ?

  384. prince prabhat

    i want a become a vimpaear bcoz i am so weak plz i did not live this life plz

  385. sirine

    are you guys kidding or what

  386. sam zeeiter

    already have side effects . Not full awakned but looking to be awakened for real , cause it’s agny can’t stand it . Idk if i’m becoming one or not . Already read this befor and made my life choice that’s y i’m here now . I’m talking seriously if this is somekind of joke i suggest do not advice me cause i’ve been to a lot also got my self trouble with real vampires

  387. lucifer dark heart

    ok i will bite, i want to be a vampire but whats the catch, do i need to do years of service or prove myself to you and i cant find a wild witch anywhere but i think i have find one at the top of my street but she says shes not a witch but i know she is lying to me. but yes i want to be a vampire cause i sleep in the day any way haha

  388. Ash

    If there are any vampires out there that need a blood donor or something like that, contact me at aquasny@mail.com

  389. Pls,i want to be a vampire,where can i find a vamp to change me.pls sum1 help me

  390. Ash

    Can someone plz send me some vampire blood? My email is madama678@gmail.com. I’m only 11 but this is my dream.

  391. corey wyatt st lawrence

    i have dreamed of being a vampire since the time i was three. i want it for sure now. please help me become a vampire?

  392. arif

    I want to become a vampire because .I like it it’s not only because you can fly, be strong and sexy …. IDK i want to become a vampire — i have 14 years every night im searching for a vampire but no results so please i know they are hiding somewhere …..

  393. hanya ashraf

    hey my name is hanya,, pls i wanna to be a real &good vampire pls i realyy want it i wanna to be a real vampire pls soon

  394. hanya ashraf

    pls if any one know any vampire pls tell mee i really wanna te be avampire pls help me pls reply me pls

  395. Hello friend out there my name is prillia am a vampire i was bone in califonia
    am 30years old i love beeing a vampire becaose i alwayse get what i want i have
    initiate allote of friends family member young and old ,if you have interest you want to be a vampire you are free i can initiate you and you will be one of us fame money any thing you want will definatly be yours contact vanpireprillia@gmail.com to day and be initiated thanks

  396. Anand

    Sir is there any process by which i can be a vampire by sitting in my home……if you hv answer sir plze reply

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