Fall 2010 is just around the corner . . . Are you ready to BITE into the new season?
It’s here! It’s here! After months of making us wait, the CW has FINALLY given us Vampire Diaries fans the action-packed, new scene- filled, drool-worthy, trailer WE deserve! And, from what I’m seeing here, Season 2 will NOT disappoint! Check it out for yourself . . .
Let’s analyze, shall we?
:00 – For those of you curious about the song in the trailer, it’s entitled “Make Me Wanna Die.” The song was produced by a band called Pretty Reckless, which is headlined by none other than Annoying Little J / Jenny Humphrey from Gossip Girl, herself, Taylor Momsen . . .
I almost hate to say it, but she doesn’t sound half bad!
:12 – “It’s YOU!”
This scene gave me the chills! A few months back, David Anders, who played the sublimely creepy Uncle John Gilbert on the show
(and who just so happens to be Elena’s biological Daddy, along with Mom-from-Hell, Isobel), admitted that he would be back for at least one more episode of Season 2 of The Vampire Diaries. This confused the crap out of precisely everyone, seeing as HIS CHARACTER was one of the confirmed fatalities in the show’s May 2010 Season Finale, Founders’ Day.
Having the finger containing your Ring of Immortality chopped off your hand, just moments before being staked in the stomach, can do that to a guy . . .
This surprisingly scary trailer scene, in which Elena arrives home to find Uncle / Father John stretched out on her floor, bleeding to death, and calls 911, while her Evil Doppelganger, Vampire Katherine, looks on with menace, may serve to clear some of the aforementioned discrepancies . . .
:17 – This is the face of a hot Vampire who THINKS he has just kissed Elena . . .
Observe the luscious lips, and the equally luscious tongue licking them . . .
. . . and THIS is the face of the OTHER Hot Vampire who just found out his girlfriend may have cheated on him . . .
We feel your pain, Stefan!
:22 – “Jeremy, please, WAKE UP!”
As if finding her Bio-Dad bleeding to death on her kitchen floor wasn’t BAD enough, just moments later, Elena finds her little brother Jeremy unconscious, after a potentially fatal sleeping pill overdose. What she DOESN’T know, is that before taking those pills, Jeremy ALSO ingested a nice dollop of HIS now-dead, dead, girlfriend, Vampire Anna’s blood . . .
So the question remains, is Jeremy Gilbert dead . . . or undead?
: 24 – There’s a full moon in Mystic Falls tonight . . .
And we ALL KNOW what happens during a full moon to folks like Tyler Lockwood, right?
:32 – “We haven’t officially met. I’m Katherine.”
Apparently, it isn’t a Vampire / Witch Party, until somebody gets strangled . . .
:39 – Foreplay, anyone?
KATHERINE: “Wanna play with me?”
STEFAN: “How do I play, if I don’t know the rules?
KATHERINE: No rules, Stefan.
(This scene made me feel all tingly inside. Is it weird that I think Vampire Katherine may have more on-screen chemistry with Stefan, than Elena does?)
:47 – Double the Damon, double the fun?
Man, does he look angsty and broody in this screenshot! Mommy LIKE!
:49 – This next scene requires no explanation whatsoever, except for the following, “OMFG!”
1:02 – “Wanna know why I’m here, Stefan. I came back for you.”
This scene is a bit of a rehash from the one we saw in The Vampire Diaries “The Return” trailer released exclusively at this year’s Comic Con. But that doesn’t make what Vampire Katherine says in the scene any less shocking, the second time around . . .
1:04 – “Kiss me or kill me. What will it be?”
How about kiss her, THAN kill her, Damon? Who says you can’t have your cake, and eat it too?
1:11 – “She will try to break us. How we respond to that will define us.”
Salvatore and Salvatore! Reunited and it feels SO good!
Question fellow fangbangers: Does vampire-on-vampire sex lead to vampire babies?
It looks like Season 2 of The Vampire Diaries will definitely be The Year . . .
“The Ex-Games are about to begin.” And, I don’t know about you, but I, for one, CAN’T WAIT!
The Vampire Diaries premieres Thursday, September 9th at 8 p.m. on the CW. Will YOU see it? Wait . . . why am I even asking? OF COURSE YOU WILL!