Veronica Mars Meets Mad Men Meets Rich People You Hate Taking Your Money and Laughing About It – A Brief Look at the Pilot Episode of Showtime’s “House of Lies”

As you may or may not have noticed,  I haven’t been around much lately.  Now, I can make up a bunch of fairly lame excuses for this.  But I won’t, because you’re smart enough not to believe most of them. 🙂

Basically, the reason I haven’t been blogging this past week or so, is because I have fallen into the Vast Wasteland that is Winter Hiatus Television.  And I can’t GET OUT!

Man, it’s dark and dismal out there, in the world of repeats, countless Christmas movies starring Mario Lopez, and infomercials for Forever Lazy!

The one item of clothing capable of making a Snuggie look chic and fashionable by comparison.

Useless as the state of prime time TV has become of late,  I find myself spending a good deal of the time I usually spend watching television shows and writing about them doing productive things with my time, like charity work, training for triathalons, and socializing with Real Live Human Beings refreshing the homepages of and, in hopes of finding spoilers for The Vampire Diaries and Gossip Girl. 


Pathetic?  Yes!  Ashamed?  No sir!  Do you know why?  Because trolling the interwebs, has enabled me to find the pilot for a BRAND NEW SHOW!

The show is called House of Lies, and it premieres on January 8th on Showtime.  Don’t have Showtime?

Worry not!  Because you can watch the entire pilot episode, RIGHT HERE, ON THIS BLOG.  Though, admittedly, they cut out all the good stuff, like the cursing . . . and the naked people.  But mostly it’s naked women, so if you are a straight girl, like me, you probably won’t mind much. 

The show is, more or less, about these fast-talking, manipulative, take-your-money-and-run, high-powered management consultants, and how they bilk wealthy douchebag companies out of their not-so-hard-earned cash, in ways that are entirely legal.  (Honestly, I’m not quite sure who you are supposed to be rooting for, in this scenario.)  Showtime, of course, has a bit more to say about the premise of the show.  So, if you are curious, you can check out the official website here.

House of Lies is loosely based on a book of the same name written by THIS GUY . . .

Hey, at least he’s honest!

Therefore, it is probably not surprising that the main character of the show is a man named Marty Kaan, which, is probably the way Martin Kihn’s clients say his name, after they’ve had a few drinks, when they aren’t calling him “Asshole” of course.   What might surprise you though, is that Marty Kaan is played by THIS GUY . . .

The resemblance is striking.  Don’t you think?

Yes, fellow film fanatics.  The handsome man pictured above is Don Cheadle, otherwise known as that Actor From Every Oscar-Award-Winning Movie You Ever Saw . . . and, of course, Hotel for Dogs. 

To be completely honest, though, Don Cheadle wasn’t who brought me to this show . . . She did . . .


That’s right!  Kristen Bell is in this show . . . a.k.a. Veronica Mars . . . a.k.a. one half of one of my favorite TV Couples of ALL TIME

Between you and me, I have a bit of a girl crush on Kristen Bell . . .

Not like that!  (Get your mind out of the gutter!) 

So, much of a girl crush, in fact, that I even enjoyed THIS adorably heartfelt, and yet, at the same time, gut-wrenching and utterly disturbing, music video . . .

While Bell’s character, Jeannie Van Der Hooven, is neither quite as edgy, nor as spunky, as a certain high school detective we all know and love, she does share some of that trademark sarcastic wit, acerbic nature, take-no-prisoners attitude, and hidden vulnerability, with her slightly more youthful alter ego.


As a Veronica Mars fan, I found this kind of refreshing.   It was almost as if House of Lies took place in some alternate universe, where Lily Kane never died, Keith Mars kept his job as sheriff, and Veronica graduated high school as a better dressed, if a tad less accessible, “Niner” who had her sights set on business school.  (If you’ve never watched VM, feel free to disregard this entire paragraph, as it probably makes no sense to you, whatsoever.)



Also starring in House of Lives is Dawn Olivieri, a.k.a. one of Damon’s many dead ex girlfriends from The Vampire Diaries . . .

R.I.P. Andie Starr 

Dawn plays Marty’s drug addict ex-wife and business rival, Monica.  Three seconds into the pilot these two are already buck naked . . . if you’re into that sort of thing . . .

 Hmm . . . I wonder if there will be biting involved, in future episodes?

Now, that I’ve given you a rundown on the cast, you are probably wondering what I actually thought of the pilot.  Here’s what’s interesting . . . for the first, I’d say, ten minutes or so, I wasn’t a fan.  Mainly, I think, this had to do with a certain annoying little gimmick employed by the writers, way too frequently, during the first third of the show.  I’m, of course, referring to those instances during which Cheadle’s character would literally FREEZE TIME, in order to break the proverbial “Fourth Wall,”so as to define a particular term for the viewing audience that didn’t really need to be defined, or explain something to them that didn’t particularly need explaining . . .

It was pedantic, annoying, and made me feel like I was watching Sesame Street for Rich People, or a really cheesy sitcom from the early 90’s.

And then, weirdly, about 15 minutes into the episode, this gimmick completely disappeared . . . almost as if the writers forgot they were doing it in the first place.

I also wasn’t entirely sold on Cheadle’s character.  He seemed smarmy, but not in a particularly funny, or likeable way . . .

NOT Don Draper . . .

Yet, despite all that, I found the pilot to be REALLY funny.  I laughed out loud more than once, which, is unusual for me, when watching a TV show.  Two subplots . . . one involving “Marty’s” son auditioning for a school production of Grease, and another involving a . . . um . . . double date, were particularly amusing.

That’s where House of Lies pleasantly surprised me.  For a seemingly sleek, “adult,” pay cable show, about arrogant greedy rich people, House of Lies was more screwball, and a bit more campy, than the glossy advertising, and designer-suit wearing cast would have you believe.  This is a show that definitely doesn’t take it self too seriously . . . a quality that more television programs could stand to adopt, nowadays.

And it’s that aspect of the show that’s convinced me to give it a second chance . . . (also, because Veronica Mars is in it, obviously).  (But they REALLLLY have to get rid of that Freeze Frame Tutorial Thing, IMMEDIATELY!)

Thanks Mr. Chead . . . er . . . I mean Marty.  I never would have remembered to do that, if you hadn’t held up that handy dandy sign for me to read.  🙂  So, without further adieu, I present to you, the pilot episode of House of Lies . . .


If you have a spare half hour or so, give it try.  Because it sure beats watching It’s a Wonderful Life for the 85,000th time .  . . .

Happy viewing!

[][Fangirls Forever]


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11 responses to “Veronica Mars Meets Mad Men Meets Rich People You Hate Taking Your Money and Laughing About It – A Brief Look at the Pilot Episode of Showtime’s “House of Lies”

  1. It isn’t available in my country. T_T I guess I’d just have to wait for it, eh? 😦

    • Awww, that sucks, whoopeyoo! 😦 I hate when YouTube selectively blocks videos like that. I feel like if the producers are going to go through the trouble of putting a pilot episode of their show on YouTube, they should at least make it available to everybody!

      I hope you find some other way to access the show soon! Keep me posted. 🙂

      • Well, January 8 is near enough so I’d just tell you what I think about it. I absolutely want a new show even if my plate’s more than full. Haha! 😀

  2. East Coast Captain

    I´m a big fan of Cheadle´s I RENTED a DVD from a movie from 1988 and there he was he like just starting out.

    But the pilot came out before January 8th!!!! Well that´s interesting but not surprising in this day and age.

    Let´s Dawn, always awesome to see her. You can tell her looks are natural and had no work done as far as we know. A shame she died on TVD would have loved to see more of her speaking of which I believe her death was suppose to be Jenny Calender esque but it never came around to that.

    So I´ve just finished watching the pilot and its quite good I admit. I liked his character very much very funny, very self-loathing sort, I like how he told that teacher that his son won Sandy´s role fair and square and that some spoiled little girl should just shut up.

    • Hey East Coast Captain! It’s funny you mentioned that scene where Marty was on the phone with his son’s teacher. Up until that point in the pilot, I wasn’t sold on the character at all. But he won my heart, when he stood up for his son like that. (It was also a pretty hilarious scene.) Of course, he lost me a bit with what he did at the end of that storyline ;), but that’s neither here nor there.

      I too like Cheadle as an actor. He’s extremely versatile, as this role clearly shows. I’ll be interested to see where he takes this character, and this show, for that matter.

  3. imaginarymen

    I HAVE been wondering where you were!! HOW many days until TVD returns????????!!! ;-))

  4. I love this, such a great summary. I was writing a blog about House of Lies and afterwards wanted to see what other people had said and came across yours. I totally feel you on the Veronica Mars comments, and she is absolutely the reason I started watching!

    This portion made me absolutely crack up:
    “As a Veronica Mars fan, I found this kind of refreshing. It was almost as if House of Lies took place in some alternate universe, where Lily Kane never died, Keith Mars kept his job as sheriff, and Veronica graduated high school as a better dressed, if a tad less accessible, “Niner” who had her sights set on business school. (If you’ve never watched VM, feel free to disregard this entire paragraph, as it probably makes no sense to you, whatsoever.)”

    So amazing, and then I went and relived the Veronica/Logan romance… what a tumultuous ride haha.

    • Hey Emily! Thanks so much for stopping by and commenting. 🙂 I’m glad I’m not the only fan still obsessed with Veronica Mars, years after the series’ untimely end. (Is it bad that I’m still holding out hope for the movie?)

      On that note, I think it would be kind of awesome, and a great nod to old school VM fans, if Jason Dohring landed a cameo role of some sort on House of Lies (possibly as a high powered executive of one of the firms that Galweather Stern is hoping to land as a client). Jeannie would inevitably have to sleep with him to seal the deal. (Doesn’t she always?)

      Hey a girl could dream, can’t she? 😉

      • Oh I’m holding out for the movie too! No worries. Yes please to Jason Dohring! I just saw him on Ringer and was reminded of my confusing love/hate Logan relationship… Clearly he needs to be a client Jeannie needs to seduce, duh, you’re absolutely right.

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