Buggin’ Out – A Recap of Teen Wolf’s “De-Void”

no go

Aloha, Werebangers!   This week on Teen Wolf, Nogitsu-Stiles found some even more creatively disgusting uses for his seemingly never-ending army of Fireflies-on-Steroids.

bug mafia

bugging

Seriously, where the heck does he store all these busy little dudes on their days off?  What’s the firefly equivalent of an Ant Farm or Roach Motel?  Firefly Flea Circus, perhaps?

firefly people

As if that wasn’t enough, “De-Void” also introduced us to some new characters . . . Meet

Nogitsu-Brain Washed Derek . . .

crazy derek

Nogitsu-Brain Washed Isaac . . .

ready to kill

serial killer

Nogitsu-Brain Washed Ethan/Aiden . . .

evil now

and Dream Slut Allison .   . .

dont stop

It was almost like an alternate dimension Beacon Hills, where the entire Scooby Gang were a bunch of evil psychotic assholes . . .  Actually, when Ethan / Aiden, and, to a lesser extent, Isaac, were first introduced, they pretty much were a bunch of evil psychotic assholes.  But we like to forget about that nowadays, don’t we, Werebangers?

Loved it!

winky stiles

So open your eyes, close your mouths, and, for heaven sakes, try not to get possessed by any evil fox spirits within the next twenty minutes or so, because it’s time for another Wolf-cap . . .

more dancing stiles

[As always, a hearty Werebanging Thanks to Andre for the gorgeous screencaps you see here.  Andre’s mind probably doesn’t have as many red balloons, lockers, evil tree stumps, or unwinnable Games of Go, as Stiles’ mind does, but I’m sure it’s still a fairly impressive and fun place to spend the afternoon.]

Silly Adults, Tricks are for Kids!

I hate to say it, folks.  But Nogitsu-Stiles is super sexy.

stiles upward looking

What can I say, I have a soft spot for TERRIBLE BOYFRIENDS!

Just as smart as human Stiles, but twice as powerful, he expertly stacks his chess pieces on the board, without them even realizing they are playing right into his hands.   The most dangerous villain is the one who gets his enemies to fight his battles for him.   And that’s precisely what Nogitsu-Stiles did here.

dont trust the fox

Step 1: Draw your enemies into one place, making them that much easier to control.

was thinking of doing some interior decorating

“You know, we all spend a lot of time in here . . . fighting evil, and such.  So, I was thinking we could do a little decorating.  Maybe put in a couple of couches, a flat screen TV, the carcasses of Derek’s dead relatives . . . that sort of thing.”

Step 2: Pray on their weaknesses.

A father’s love for his son . . .

gun showdown

ep 8 stiles dad hug fyeah

A hunter’s ego and bloodlust  . . .

ep 8 papa a

“Constantly being outsmarted by teenagers can really take a toll on one’s self esteem.”

A friend’s loyalty . ..

aww thats cute

kind of turned on right now

“Not going to lie.  I’m a little turned on right now.  You should know that your being a homicidal maniac is totally not a deal breaker for me. Pretty much all my exes are evil.”

tazed

“Trust me, friend.  This hurts me a lot more than it hurts you.”

take that taser

“Really?  Because I’ve had paper cuts more painful than this?”

Step 3: Know when to get the f&*k out of the way . . .

havent you all learned

“Sh*t, this place again.  Why doesn’t the Nogitsune ever possess people someplace fun . . . like college students on Spring Break.  We’ve been waiting 800 years for a tan!”

kill them

“It’s been fun guys.  But I’ve kind of gotta jet.  Call me when you want to discuss options for Derek’s new oriental rug!

As much as Nogitsu-Stiles knew the Scooby Gang wanted him expelled from Stiles’ body, or at least incapacitated, he knew they wanted the Oni out of the picture, even more.  After all, keeping Real Stiles body alive and unharmed was the Scooby Gang’s only hope for keeping alive the loyal and snarky brains behind their operation.

And the Oni don’t exactly have a reputation for making clean breaks . . .

nogitsune

man no head

And so, when night fell, and the Oni appeared on Derek’s doorstep, Nogitsu-Stiles knew all he had to do was step back and enjoy the fruits of Real Stiles’ beloved status amongst his pack. They couldn’t defeat the Oni, of course.  But at least they could distract them from their real target, at least for one night . . .

which way did they go

“I feel so used!”

Truth be told, Real Stiles could stand to take some lessons from Nogitsu-Stiles on big pimping.   Had he followed even a bit of the Evil Ones advice, the fan favorite undoubtedly would have bagged Lydia Martin long ago  . . .

lyd and sty

Of course, by the time Scott and Kira arrive, all the damage has already been done.  Derek’s injured, Nogitsu-Stiles is gone, the Oni have vanished.

ephemeral

Is it possible to impeach a “True” Alpha?

bad scott

True Sassy Peter was a Total Socio, but at least he never would have let things go down like this . . .

always been the alpha

Should Have Brought More Bug Spray

Speaking of massive failures, Mama de Kira goes to the Insane Asylum to pay respects to the lost love of her life, Toilet Paper Head . . .

hey look whose back

“Hey sweet cheeks.  My body is rotting, my soul is gone.  But, surprisingly enough, my equipment still works.  Care for another roll in the toilet paper for old times sake?”

not tonight loverboy

“Tempting, but I’m still pulling flies from my underwear following our last rendezvous . . .”

We can understand her nostalgia.  After all, Nogitsu- Reese may not have been much to look at . . .

nogitsune teeth

“I’m too sexy for my head scarf . . .”

. . . but at least he had a rockin’ body . . .

my balls

“Let’s not forget, I had massive balls.”

. . . and unlike Mama de Kira’s current Boy Friday,  it took WAY more than a single stupid firefly to bring her last boyfriend to his knees . . .

gulp

“Hey, I have a very sensitive stomach!”

Talk about trading down!

Enter Nogitsu-Stiles . . .

got your tail

“This is the part of the show where I figure out a way to stick your tail inside me, while still keeping this show suitable for general audiences.”

sex me now 2

Kid travels fast!  Last I checked, Derek’s house was not quite next door to Eichen House.  Being an evil fox spirit must come with unlimited frequent flyer miles from the Kitsune Equivalent of Jet Blue . .

hi stiles

While, the Scooby Gang is still back at Derek’s house, licking their wounds . . . Nogitsu-Stiles is already squaring off with Mama de Kira, stealing one of her tails, and stabbing it into Stiles’ tummy . . .

self stab

“So much phallic symbolism, so little time.”

WOAH Stiles???!!! What the heck were they feeding you in the Loony Bin?

infestation

“Now, I know why my dad always told me not to sit with my tongue out and my head out the window, whenever we went on car rides . . .”

Though I’ve been told an all bug diet is actually surprisingly rich in vitamins and minerals, while still being low and fat, something tells me the FDA wouldn’t approve .  . .

ep 5 more oral fixation stiles tyler

“I told them I liked to eat FRIES . . . with an ‘R!!!”

Especially, since it seems like someone forgot to kill the bugs before our rascally mental patient ate them . . .

bug tummy

“Don’t knock it, until you’ve flied it!”

Anywhoo, Beacon Hill can now add “Bug Infestation” to the long list of reasons why its property values are plummeting weekly . . .

Best Commercial for Band-aids EVER!

Everyone knows Teen Wolf is no stranger to product placement . . . from Bing Search Engines to Samsung Phones to pimped out motorcycles to Stiles’ never ending supply of witty t-shirts, MTV, as a network has never been afraid to sell out their much-coveted  aged 18-25 viewing demographic and sell them HARD!

macys product placement

2 17 phone

I myself, am usually quite immune to product placement . ..

But you know what I did after watching this episode?  I bought myself Band-Aids, lots and lots of Band-Aids . . .

bandaids

Because, apparently, if you don’t use Band-Aids, evil bugs will crawl into your cuts and bruises, and make you try to kill all your friends . . .

into the wound

*Slurp, slurp*

And I’d like for my friends to stay alive for the time being, thank you very much . . .

That said, evil bugs aren’t all bad . . . apparently, they help you get laid . . .

taste buggy

spoon

ogle

“YEAH!  BUG PORN!”

Which tells me that if I ever run out of Band-Aids, I should really stock up on contraceptives, if I don’t want an army of baby TV Recappers running around my not particularly large apartment . . .

condom 2

Product placement, Teen Wolf . . . you got me this time . . . TWICE!

Damn, GPS!

Living just outside a major metropolitan area, I have little use for private transportation and can no longer afford to pay for long-term parking . . .

But back in the good ole days, when I owned a car, I had a rather complicated relationship with my GPS system.  I lovingly named her Taylor.  And Taylor and I spent many hours alone together on the lonely roads of the Garden State.    Sure, she got annoyed at me sometimes, snarkily saying things like “Calculating Route,” or “When possible make a legal u-turn,” when I disobeyed her patient instruction.   But I couldn’t navigate my way out of a paper bag, so I gladly accepted her lectures .  . . despite  those times when she “accidentally” navigated me into “bad neighborhoods,” “roads that haven’t existed for 15 years,” and “possible illegal drug transactions made by Gangs with Guns.”

left turn at hellmouth

“Make a left turn at the Hell Mouth, followed by a right turn at Your Inevitable Death.”

So, I can commiserate with Lydia, who finds herself having phantom conversations with a GPS no one else can hear, while driving with her boyfriend, which unwittingly lead her to the possibly possessed unconscious boy who SHOULD be her boyfriend, lying in the middle of the road.

parking lot

“You have reached your destination . . .  for sex in Season 4.”

MY GPS almost got me killed many times, but it never once gave me romantic advice . . .

Lydia, consider yourself lucky . . .

not an orgy - Copy

Fifty Shades of Nogitsune . . .

Back at Chez Argent, Allison learns that the S&M of romance novels may be sexy in theory, but in practice, being chained to a bed is less sexy than TOTALLY DEMORALIZING . . .

so not sexy

“I know my father told me I should stop opening my legs for every boy I meet.  But this is kind of ridiculous.”

Back at Derek’s loft, Nogitsu-Stiles annoys everybody enough with his smart mouth to get a wad of ducktape on his lips, or as the Nogitsune refers to it . . .  foreplay . .  .

hush yo mouth

“Talk dirty to me?”

Hey, the guy has already pretty much screwed over everyone on the show,  why not at least get a little pleasure-pain enjoyment out of the process?

orgasm face

Speaking of Derek, it turns out that his Nogitsune-possessed incarnation is a lot less forgiving of the Argent’s  slow burn of the entire Hale werewolf clan and their happy home, than the Derek we’ve known for three seasons . . .

kerosene

“Think of it as REALLY HOT massage oil. . .”

As it turns out, Possessed Derek believes that what his newfound bromance with Papa Argent needs to really be at its strongest is a little FIRE .  . .

electrifying

I like how the Nogitsune in this episode, doesn’t so much completely alter the minds of its pawns, as it does remind them of their pre-existing anger, and use it to his own deviously destructive advantage.  After all, Derek likely genuinely does still harbor some ill-will towards the Argents for pan frying his mother and siblings.  Isaac truly has never been able to 100 percent forgive the twins for murdering Boyd (and possibly Erica). And there’s a part of Ethan that probably is super pissed that his twin brother’s inability to play nice with others has kept him from enjoying the full protection of membership in Scott’s pack . . .

sibling rival

kill you both

Allison and Kira arrive on the scene to help, but . . . really . . . these dumb brainwashed boys are fully capable of fighting their own battles . . . aren’t they?

charlies angels

“We aren’t being the least bit helpful.  But at least we look super fashionable while we do it . . .”

Weapons of Mass Destruction

With half of their pack turned into angry vengeful zombies, the Scooby Gang is forced to dig into their bag of less desirable weapons against Nogitsu-Stiles.  Their reluctant choice?  Sassy Uncle Peter, of course!

lit your fire

Of course, Sassy Uncle Peter isn’t the type to give away something for nothing.  He requires payment for his temporary dalliances with heroism.  And that payment comes in the form of secrets from Lydia about the true name of his bastard child.

malia older

Lydia reluctantly agrees to give up the goods.  And before you know it, Sassy Uncle Peter is inducing one of his trademark nail rapes on his subjects, and Scott and Lydia are on board a first class flight into the uber terrifying Mind of Stiles Stilinski .. .

in the head

Tell me, Werebangers, what kinds of awful goodies do you think Professional Nail Rapist Peter would find in YOUR MINDS????

derek body

wet stiles

want sandwiches and sex nickmillerfixed it

little miss scatterbrain

Be afraid, Werebangers . . .  Be Very Afraid . .  .

This is your brain on Stiles . . .

Stiles’ brain is a fun place to play . . . a nostalgic trip into Teen Wolf episodes’ past . . .

mischeivous stiles

First our Scooby Heroes’ find themselves in the memorable “five-point restraint system” of Echo House.

big trap

trapped

And, of course, it’s entirely up to Lydia to remind the Alpha Wolf in bed beside her . . .

“Hey, Dumbass . . . WOLVES BREAK RESTRAINTS!”

lyd screams

And so he does . . .

After that, Nogitsu-Stiles switches to a divide and conquer strategy that would make Dream Warrior Freddy Krueger proud.

freddy-krueger1

“Toilet paper head . . . I should have thought of that!”

He places Lydia into the midst of her Season 1 Prom Fantasy Gone Bad . . .

lots of balloons big

“Haha, look at all those blue balls.  Bet I cause a lot of those in high school!”

And he appeals to Scott’s weakest member, his p*&nis . . .

penis likes brain doesn't

“Should I be creeped out that my best friend clearly fantasizes about me having sex with my ex?”

nodding oh yeah

. . . with an impromptu makeout session from a version of Stiles’ ex-girlfriend Allison, who is DTF, all the time!

Kira may be cool with fully clothed smooches in the bed.  But let’s face it, when it comes down to naked action, the sly fox is no match for the sexually adventurous hunter . . .

allison bamf heir of slytherin

You go, Stiles!  Who knew your brain was such an X-rated playground in which to play . . .

Papa Don’t Preach

Meanwhile, at Sheriff Stilinski’s impeachment hearings, Stiles’ pops finds himself an unlikely ally in . . .

you kind a susck

“You kind of suck at your job.”

gettin fired

“True, but everyone else on the police force pretty much gets killed after two episodes max.  So it’s not like you have a lot of options.”

. . . Detective McCall?

nice guy deep down

“Douchey on the outside.  Soft and mushy on the inside.”

Turns out, Scott’s dad just used the whole “Firing Stiles’ Dad from his Sheriff Job” thing as an excuse for some father/son bonding time.  Yikes, Papa McCall . . . most dads just spring for a fishing trip, or something . . .

singing-fish-singing

No GO!

Back in Stiles’ head, thanks to a much needed wakeup call from Peter, Lydia and Scott finally break out of their personal hell’s long enough to  find mission control in the Stilinski Brain . . . turns out, it’s Stiles caught in a never-ending game of Go with the Nogitsune.

wake up

“GROW A BRAINNNNNNN!”

(Apparently, Go is kind of like Monopoly . . . you know, one of those games that literally can go on for decades, if none of your opponents are smart enough to admit they are tired of playing, and would prefer to spring for some pizza, instead.)

whats that spell

“Poor man’s checkers . . .”

Compared to the rest of Stiles’ brain, this is just plain BORING . . .

is this a mall (2)

“Is this supposed to be like a shopping mall?”

Time to blow this popsicle stand, Oh Skinny Sarcastic One . . .

tear jerk (2)

wake uppppp stiles

I know what will help you!  How about a little Care Bear Stare . . . er, I mean, call from your Alpha . ..

the how

carebear stareee

And with one wild roar, everyone in Scott’s back has been de-Nogitsuned . . .

better now

“Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz”

Talk about a powerful mouth!  No wonder Scott is so popular with the ladies . . .

Got any toilet paper?

Back in Derek’s loft, Lydia and Scott are back from their vacation in Stiles’ brain, but Stiles still seems sort of / kind of unconscious, at least until Lydia whispers in Peter’s ear the name of Peter’s daughter: Malia.

seriously what have i eaten

“Bulimia is BAD, kiddies!  Do not try this at home!

SEX . . . teens and sex . . . if the Scooby Gang only knew that all it took to end Stiles’ nogitsune possession was to utter the name of his first sexual partner, they may have gotten him laid long ago .  . .

sexing

Cue the massive toilet paper vomit of Lost Love Remembrance . . .

no shopping

“Hey guys!  We’ve got enough toilet paper in here to last us a month!”

But wait . . . which Stiles is which?

who am i

Hint, Nogitsu-Stiles may NOT be the one beneath the bandages . . .

super gross

“Fooled you again, SUCKAS!” Say Nogitsu-Stiles as he runs off with Real Stiles’ Lady Love Lydia . . .

its me its me

Now, how’s THAT for a Mind F*&k?  You’re move, Scooby Gang!

Until next time, Werebangers!

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4 responses to “Buggin’ Out – A Recap of Teen Wolf’s “De-Void”

  1. East Coast Captain

    The whole thing reeked of cliches, freaking stereotypes and what not. I’ll be watching From Dusk Till Dawn about real vampires not these shows for insecure teenagers as Peter might say. It’s a reboot of the original movie and helmed by its creator.

    What is this secret that Melissa is keeping? Is this same one that Nogitsune Stiles sensed was going on with Agent McCall? Let me guess Scott is not his biological son or he’s not their son or heck he might even be someone they found on their step one night.

    Davis must be something, he should have gone with Teen Wolf to the CW instead. It’s begun to stank like the Vampire Diaries. A show full of mass murderers whom vain, insecure teenage girls fawn over.

    The Strain now that will be a show with real vampires that will be character driven with a clear and cut beginning and end.

    • Andre

      I had the same speculation regarding Scott’s parentage. Of course it was all a big let down.

      A show full of mass murderers whom vain, insecure teenage girls fawn over.
      Exactly. But I will leave my comments on that for the recap on next episode because that one really deserves that.

  2. So, here’s what I’d like to try to figure out: Whatever caused Papa McCall to leave X number of years ago made Mama McCall immediately call the Sheriff. And it’s something they both think Papa M needs to tell Scott about, rather than one of them. Any bets on: Papa M had an affair w/ Stiles’ mom, and is really his dad as well, Mama M had an affair w/ the sheriff and IDK, or what? Especially with that throw away in an earlier episode where Stiles called Mrs. M. “Mom”.

  3. Andre

    Well, it took my quite some time to respond this time but I managed. Mostly too much work, but when rabid Clare fans and people calling me an idiot because I ask where the heck Keanu Reeves looks Asian can’t keep me from commenting, then why should time right?

    Now compared with the episode before, this was a HUGE step up, we got way less plotholes and some actual good scenes. I think it’s clear by now that these writers should never again attempt to integrate history into their show, they already can’t do it with ethnicity and culture, and non-straight sexuality is also lacking somewhat, so they should stay the hell away from history.

    Nogitsu-Brain Washed Derek . . .
    Aka the proof that no matter what Tyler Hoechlin has a scary grin since even back in season 2 when he tried to be charming with it did he look creepy.

    Nogitsu-Brain Washed Isaac . . .
    Aka useful Isaac who adds something vital to the plot and points out the plotholes that the writers either overlooked or didn’t care about. So this episode he was more than just another Jackson-clone (come on he is the same type physically as Colton Haynes is).

    Nogitsu-Brain Washed Ethan/Aiden . . .
    Aka season 3a Ethan and Aiden. But to be honest, all this stuff with them… where did that all come from suddenly? In the hallucination stuff in season 2 we at least had some hints in the episodes before that and they didn’t come out of nowhere but here the conflict between Ethan and Aiden seems rather shoehorned in. I mean remember: It was Aiden’s idea to go back to school!!! Ethan only came with the party. So why does Ethan feel resentment against his brother suddenly?

    and Dream Slut Allison
    Aka the Allison with better taste. Scott is dumb but at least he has an actual use storywise.

    Actually, when Ethan / Aiden, and, to a lesser extent, Isaac, were first introduced, they pretty much were a bunch of evil psychotic assholes. But we like to forget about that nowadays, don’t we, Werebangers?
    Well I don’t but the writers do. Ever since Haynes left it is almost as if they want to overcompensate or something. Scott suddenly seems to have been moved several steps on the financial latter, Isaac’s legal status apparently will never be explained and we have no idea where the twins have their money from. It is as though all of them are rich and don’t have to worry. Aka they are all like Jackson in that regard. Isaac and the twins are even of the same type as Jackson is.

    What can I say, I have a soft spot for TERRIBLE BOYFRIENDS!
    Well if you love Void Dylan you probably gonna hate this movie:

    Just as smart as human Stiles, but twice as powerful, he expertly stacks his chess pieces on the board, without them even realizing they are playing right into his hands. The most dangerous villain is the one who gets his enemies to fight his battles for him.
    Let’s just hope it stays that way since they still have one episode left to mess it up and we all know they can do a lot of damage in one episode.

    A friend’s loyalty . ..
    Julie, seriously, as a friend: Get your Sterek shipping under control!!!
    Derek and Stiles are not friends, not even remotely. They never acted like it. Stiles was at most sorry for him and nothing more. And the demon played rather on Derek’s idiocy, aggression and fear than anything else.

    “Really? Because I’ve had paper cuts more painful than this?”
    You know in some ways this was a pretty good fight scene. With the demon’s strength coming as a surprise since it was obvious Derek is too stupid to not attack an unknown enemy directly. Hey he was dumb, is dumb and forever will be dumb. He never learns no matter how much the writers want to pretend he does.
    However, it is first ruined by Allison’s OOC stupidity. I could have forgiven had her father or the other pulled off that stupid tazer idea, but she knows Riddle-demon is in theory the same as Kira and her mom and she saw Kira absorb alectricity, so why didn’t it occur to her that Riddle-Demon could maybe do the same? Sounds pretty dumb to me.
    And when the Shadowninjas arrive I can forgive the sheriff for shooting at their upper bodies since he can’t know any better, but Chris knows that even a bullet to the head won’t do anything. So why didn’t he aim for the legs or arms to try and incapacitate them?
    Seriously it’s the same as with breaking the mountain ash barrier. This isn’t rocket science it’s pretty easy to find out.

    After all, keeping Real Stiles body alive and unharmed was the Scooby Gang’s only hope for keeping alive the loyal and snarky brains behind their operation.
    And we all know brains are apparently in short supply in Teen Wolf land. 😀

    “I feel so used!”
    Chris or Derek? Because in Derek’s case he should be kind of used to it by now.

    Had he followed even a bit of the Evil Ones advice, the fan favorite undoubtedly would have bagged Lydia Martin long ago
    Please no!!! I am happy this show so far avoided actual love triangles. I can’t stand them anymore.

    Of course, by the time Scott and Kira arrive, all the damage has already been done. Derek’s injured, Nogitsu-Stiles is gone, the Oni have vanished.
    Yeah, if the hero and the Mary Sue of the show are useless I think the writers are doing a bad job, don’t you think?

    Is it possible to impeach a “True” Alpha?
    I would give it a try since so far Scott sucks nearly as much as Deucalion and Derek. On the other hand these were the only werewolf leaders we ever saw for more than a few minutes in a leadership position so in comparison Scott’s seems pretty capable.

    Speaking of massive failures, Mama de Kira goes to the Insane Asylum to pay respects to the lost love of her life, Toilet Paper Head . . .
    When I saw this I was: Are we gonna know now why the body is there and why she buried the fly under the Nemeton (btw. the thing was at its peak back then so why was the power in that time not sufficient to let Riddle-demon out and why couldn’t she just banish him to wherever he came from later?)? Of course we get no answer, filling important plotholes would be way too much work apparently.

    . . . but at least he had a rockin’ body . . .
    Aka he was another Jackson clone.

    . . . and unlike Mama de Kira’s current Boy Friday, it took WAY more than a single stupid firefly to bring her last boyfriend to his knees . . .
    I kind of wondered when that Asian stereotype would prop up on this show. We already had the shy kind of nerdy Asian girl versed in some Tibetan stuff, the martial artist and the sushi chef.

    Kid travels fast! Last I checked, Derek’s house was not quite next door to Eichen House. Being an evil fox spirit must come with unlimited frequent flyer miles from the Kitsune Equivalent of Jet Blue
    Apparently since in the episode after he did it again.

    Nogitsu-Stiles is already squaring off with Mama de Kira, stealing one of her tails, and stabbing it into Stiles’ tummy .
    So only when it becomes a Shadow-Ninja can the thing kill him? Seems pretty inconvenient if you ask me.

    Though I’ve been told an all bug diet is actually surprisingly rich in vitamins and minerals, while still being low and fat, something tells me the FDA wouldn’t approve . . .
    I wonder more where all these flies went. Did they only randomly land on people and possessed them? It must be hundreds in the shot so where have they all gone?

    Because, apparently, if you don’t use Band-Aids, evil bugs will crawl into your cuts and bruises, and make you try to kill all your friends
    Well I was thinking more: writers you are lazy. That thing just lands there and crawls under Derek’s skin. No way would he not notice that.

    So, I can commiserate with Lydia, who finds herself having phantom conversations with a GPS no one else can hear, while driving with her boyfriend, which unwittingly lead her to the possibly possessed unconscious boy who SHOULD be her boyfriend, lying in the middle of the road.
    Wait a minute; wasn’t she constantly checking the off GPS? Didn’t that concern her private Jackson clone?
    Also once again the writers were plain lazy since there is no way Aiden should not have noticed (heard/felt) the fly crawling into his ear.
    The whole possession thing made sense with Isaac and Ethan, since the former was unconscious and the latter swallowed it with water and was talking to Danny so he would not have noticed the insect. Also had they treated the whole gay thing with the spirit they did in that scene I might think they do it for more than just scoring points, but since Stiles still isn’t bisexual, I think they only do it for the points.

    And from there we get to Allison’s next move of idiocy. Her boyfriend is suddenly in her room and has creep written all over him and her instincts do not immediately kick in? Wow, apparently sex with a werewolf does make you dumber.
    I have to add that to my list of men I do not want to have sex with.

    After all, Derek likely genuinely does still harbor some ill-will towards the Argents for pan frying his mother and siblings. Isaac truly has never been able to 100 percent forgive the twins for murdering Boyd (and possibly Erica).
    I can believe the former since that seemed to have stayed consistent, but the latter is crap in my eyes. Isaac didn’t care about Boyd or Erica apparently so it’s all pure plot- and dramatic convenience.

    And there’s a part of Ethan that probably is super pissed that his twin brother’s inability to play nice with others has kept him from enjoying the full protection of membership in Scott’s pack
    Again, where does this come from? When has Aiden actually antagonized people this season?

    Allison and Kira arrive on the scene to help, but . . . really . . . these dumb brainwashed boys are fully capable of fighting their own battles . . . aren’t they?
    Well dumb enough to fight themselves, that definitely.

    Their reluctant choice? Sassy Uncle Peter, of course!
    I am gonna sum this up: Why is he there? What reason is there? Couldn’t Deaton have figured the whole telepathy thing out? I have the feeling Peter is only there because the writers want him to so they can showlight him next season.

    And, of course, it’s entirely up to Lydia to remind the Alpha Wolf in bed beside her . . .
    “Hey, Dumbass . . . WOLVES BREAK RESTRAINTS!”

    And that is a pretty good point. Why can he just break them? Why not Lydia? This was inside Stiles mind and it was all about strength, will and intelligence. So shouldn’t Lydia be the one to break the restraints first?

    After that, Nogitsu-Stiles switches to a divide and conquer strategy that would make Dream Warrior Freddy Krueger proud.
    If just the other antagonists had been like that….

    He places Lydia into the midst of her Season 1 Prom Fantasy Gone Bad . . .
    Again: Why? And why does she call out for Jackson? That was the day she was nearly eaten by Peter so why call for Jackson, why is she not more afraid?

    And he appeals to Scott’s weakest member, his p*&nis . . .
    I am still waiting for the test results. I still think his brain is weaker.

    . . . with an impromptu makeout session from a version of Stiles’ ex-girlfriend Allison, who is DTF, all the time!
    Don’t you mean Scott? 😉

    Turns out, Scott’s dad just used the whole “Firing Stiles’ Dad from his Sheriff Job” thing as an excuse for some father/son bonding time. Yikes, Papa McCall . . . most dads just spring for a fishing trip, or something . . .
    Yeah and considered all the built up what we get is a let down on par with the revelation of the fate of Jackson’s “real” parents as the show called it when they tried to make us feel sorry for the pampered asshole.

    turns out, it’s Stiles caught in a never-ending game of Go with the Nogitsune.
    At least that symbolism made sense.

    Compared to the rest of Stiles’ brain, this is just plain BORING . . .
    Yeah and why did they use the Nemeton and room from last season? Where is the connection? And does that mean all three had been in Stiles’s head last season?

    And with one wild roar, everyone in Scott’s back has been de-Nogitsuned . . .
    Except that they once again called it a howl, no idea why since it’s clearly a roar as you said.

    Back in Derek’s loft, Lydia and Scott are back from their vacation in Stiles’ brain, but Stiles still seems sort of / kind of unconscious, at least until Lydia whispers in Peter’s ear the name of Peter’s daughter: Malia.
    I think that is juts dramatic convenience, and nothing else, so have a sense of shock and all. And to shoehorn in that next season Malia and Peter allegedly become important. Great, the psycho and the 10 year old in an 18 year olds body. Well she would be would the writers care about realism and consistency instead of just plot.

    “Fooled you again, SUCKAS!” Say Nogitsu-Stiles as he runs off with Real Stiles’ Lady Love Lydia . . .
    How? Again, I could explain all with foxpowers but these here seem to lack even the basics.

    And before I finish this one thing:
    The fact that Allison and Kira could so easily switch weapons in the fight scene only cemented for me that the characters are now interchangeable. But in Allison’s case it was established that she had been trained. Kira is just a Mary Sue.

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