Xanax Makes Everything Better – A Recap of Galavant’s Episodes 5 and 6

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Ladies and gentle donkey turds (Madalena’s words, not mine), we have arrived!

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After two weeks of Medieval musical foreplay, and countless songs about lady who-ha’s and male ding dongs, Galavant has finally reached his rousing CLIMAX!

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This is the moment we’ve all been waiting for! The episode where our hero, and the guy who is supposed to be the villain but is actually MY FAVORITE, meet again in (sort of) epic fashion and prepare to do battle for the heart of . . .

. . . this b*tch . . .

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Also this week . . . more guest stars . . . like the guy who made fun of all those Michael Jackson songs in the 80s . . .

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And the British version of Steve Carrell’s character on The Office . . .

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But most importantly, Daisy from Downton Abbey . . .

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Playing the part of . . . well . . . Anna from Downton Abbey . . .

So reign in your horses and hold on to your drawers, because even the cook gets lucky in this hour . . .

You can check out the rest of this recap here.

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