It’s Official, Scott McCall is the Worst – A Recap of Teen Wolf’s “Lies of Omission”

wrench“Die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”

Such were the wise words of Harvey Dent. You might remember him from the Batman film, The Dark Knight Rises, as That Guy Who (Spoiler Alert) Definitely Didn’t Die a Hero.

which oneOK, so not every person who doesn’t die young is destined to become a deformed super villain with multiple personality disorder. But I think it is safe to say that, at least for most of us, the longer we live, the more inevitable stains and tears we are going to rack up on our White Knight and Shining Armor pant suits.

At least from Season 2, onward, Scott McCall has always been more of a Superman-brand of hero, than a Batman-type one, reserving the very human pitfalls of heroism for the rest of his pack mates (broodiness and hunger for power for Derek, vanity for Lydia, a thirst for revenge for Allison, introspection and crippling self-doubt for Stiles) so that he could focus more fully on the “special snowflake” aspects of his job.

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The True Alpha . . . Bits

And while special snowflake heroes tend to be the ones you’d choose first to rescue you from a burning building or sadistic serial killer, they also tend to be the last ones you choose to do anything else with you, because they are just so friggin uptight, judgmental, and downright BORING!

sleeping stilesUp until this season, Scott had a fix for that problem too. He never had to be charming, or even particularly likeable, because he came as a package deal with this awesome group of pals who were charming and likeable for him!

stiles-15Then those awful, unsanitary, poorly dressed, mumbling low-rent Darth Vader Dredd Doctors and their little minion Theo came along, and stole Scott’s special snowflake-ness from him. They gently pushed him to alienate his charming friends. Until, eventually, all that was left was a self-righteous kid with asthma, who was kind of a dick.

bad scottThe kind of guy who wouldn’t lift a finger to save his surrogate little brother’s dying girlfriend, because it didn’t conform with his “moral code” . . .

scott dog dishThe kind of guy who lets his own girlfriend sacrifice herself to an uncertain fate, just because the fox costume she always wears inadvertently took some steroids . . .

kira modeThe kind of guy who would believe the words of a douchebag he used to hang out with on swing sets eight years ago, over those of his best friend for life, Stiles.

rain stilesAnd really, anyone who hurts Stiles is a villain in my book . . . plain and simple

Let’s review, shall we?

[As always, special thanks to Andre for fearlessly screencapping so many gross pictures of silver nose snot.  He’s got a stomach of steel, that one!]

Adventures in Monologuing

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Scott’s even starting to monologue like a super villain! But instead of talking about cool stuff, like world domination and mass murder, he’s talking about lame stuff, like his feelings, how his friends don’t smile at him in the hallways anymore, and his asthma. In fact, the entire opening sequence reminds me of one of those commercials for antidepressants starring Scott and his pals in the role of The Sad Egg . . .

https://youtu.be/twhvtzd6gXA

“All of your whining is seriously harshing my buzz. I’m going to go hang out with my evil friends, the Dredd Dorks. At least they know how to party,” mutters Theo.

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“What did you say?” Scott asks with raised eyebrows.

“Um . . . I said, everything is fine, Cuz! I’m going to go eat some moo shoo pork. I don’t want to be tardy,” covers Theo, as he exits stage left, laughing maniacally.

theo as wolf“Theo is such a standup guy,” Scott muses, as he watches from the window, while his new pal stabs three elderly ladies, kicks two puppies, and blows up a playground full of happy school children. “Inviting him to join our pack was my best decision ever.”

“Pee on me. Sit on me”

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Theo heads on over to the Dredd Doctors lab, where the guys are clearly busy taking hits of their own “experimental” drug product.

No wonder we can never understand a word these guys are saying. They must be stoned out of their minds all the time!

inject“Hey fellow Bad Guys,” begins Theo conversationally. “Listen, I know you wanted to off Hayden so the Naked Garbage Man can add her to his ever growing Burning-Tree Stump Collection? But Jeff Davis told me to tell you that you can’t murder her yet, since she’s going to be a series regular next season.   Because Young Love and stuff. Also because all the other ships on this show are pretty much dead in the water.”

“Perigee-Syzegy” says one of the Dredd Doctors, as he takes another hit of what looks like heroine mixed with really dirty bong water.

chatting with dreddy“Pee on me? Sit on me?” Theo asks, clearly confused, as we all are.

“Perigee-Syzegy,” repeats the Dredd Doctor, more firmly, this time.

“Did you just say pot of bees, sick of fleas?” Theo posits.

“PERIGEE-SYZEGY!” The Dredd Doctor says a third time. (Now he’s really getting pissed.)

other“What about a Pedigree Symphony?” Theo inquires.

“You are going to die tonight, you hunk of dumb evil junk!” The Dredd Doctor growls.

“Ohhhhh Perigee-Syzegy! The Supermoon! You need it to complete your weird science experiment or whatever. Why didn’t you say that in the first place? Honestly, you stoners could be such intellectual snobs sometimes,” Theo replies with a knowing wink at the audience.

Meanwhile over at the love shack, otherwise known as “Behind the School Bus in Beacon Hills High” . .. .

Love Means Never Having to Say “You have silver boogers in your nose.”

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Awww, Liam and Hayden! So cute! With their confessions of love, and their tongue kisses, and their patent inability to use tissues when they clearly need them . . .

noseApparently, not only are the Dredd Doctors raging drug addicts, they are giving all the teen wuzzles at school massive cocaine problems.   “Please don’t tell anybody about my gross snot thing,” Hayden pleads to her new boo. “It’s really embarrassing. Almost as embarrassing as that time during sixth grade when I had to take my school picture with a broken nose because you punched . . . too soon?”

nose pic“Let’s run away together! I’ll protect you from the Dredd Doctors. I’ll pack a bag with lots of energy bars for us to eat, and lots of tissues for me to clean the snot off your nose,” Liam decides impulsively.

“But I’ve only known you for about four episodes, and most of that time we’ve spent either unconscious or punching one another in the face,” Hayden posits. “How do we know our sudden passion for one another isn’t borne from the adrenaline rush of our recent brush with death, and won’t fade the minute, some other pretty wuzzle with a nose bleed casts a fist in the general direction of your nasal cavity?”

scared face punch“Ummmm . . . ,” replies Liam.

“Screw it, let’s do it,” exclaims Hayden excitedly, shooting an adorable snot rocket in Liam’s direction to seal the deal. (Everything Hayden does is adorable, obviously.)

“Oh hey, Scott!” Liam exclaims super awkwardly, a bit later, as he hauls a duffel bag filled with a lifetime supply of snot tissues and wuzzle food onto the bench in front of him. “Please ignore this massive piece of evidence sitting right in front of you that I am about to put myself in harms way.”

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“Nice getaway duffel bag you got there. I’d love to stay and chat, but I have to go suck on my inhaler and monologue some more. Be careful of the upcoming Supermoon and your IBS,” Scott notes.

“I don’t have irritable bowel syndrome!” Liam protests.

confused liam“Oops. I mean IED. I always mess those two up. Anyway. Gotta jet,” offers Scott, as he skips off stage left.

“Seriously? You didn’t even notice how shady I’m acting? My loud and plaintive cries for help weren’t loud enough for you? You are the worst dad ever, Scott! And you think I have IBS? What a jerk! I’m going to go take my girlfriend to the creepy gay club and get us both killed now. Thanks for your support!” Liam huffs.

Meanwhile, elsewhere on campus, Stiles IS DEAD!!!

better picBabyScaredJust kidding. This show would so be cancelled, if that were even remotely true.   That’s just Stiles’ guilt talking. And Stiles’ Guilt has a big mouth, and a real knack for hyperbole.

Enough of this guilt talk. Let’s go to the gym, and get ripped with new wuzzle Corey!

I Wanna Get Physical!

liftBecause Teen Wolf is nothing, if not an educational program, I proudly present to you, “Workout tips from Soon-to-be-Dead Wuzzles.”

  • When lifting weights, always make sure to have a spotter, who weighs more than eighty pounds soaking wet..
  • Be sure to stretch before you get started, to avoid muscle strain.
  • Eat a light meal about 20 to 30 minutes before your workout to maximize your energy levels. Emphasis on light. Eating too much right before a workout, could result in some serious embarrassment, not to mention a ruined muscle-tee. And muscle tees aren’t cheap!
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“I saw this going a whole lot better in my head.”

While Corey gets shipped off to the hospital with the 98% fatality rate, to blend into some walls, hurt some folks, and suffer an unceremonious demise at the hand of one of the Dredd Doctors . . .

corey dead . . . another one is at the school killing this chick, who doesn’t seem to have any cool powers, apart from being really efficient at biting her nails. Lame! Failure indeed.

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weird

done deadSay what you will about the Dredd Doctors, but they really are the best when it comes to Team Work with a capital T!

Malia is just so done with this Dredd Doctor sh*t.  Dead wuzzles? A “pack leader” who can’t fight, and monologues too much? Shitty teachers that don’t appreciate her awesome color contacts? Living in a cave in the woods and eating her own poop is starting to seem like a really good idea right now. #Nostalgia.

color con opover thisSpeaking of nostalgia . . .

Lydia and Stiles reunite . . . for about two seconds

 Remember a few seasons back, when Lydia and Stiles used to sleuth together all the time, doing all the heavy intellectual lifting for their big hearted, but little brained pals, each week, tossing off a few witty one-liners and the occasional eye-f*ck as they worked side by side?

stydiaI miss that about this show. And we got some of it this week, while Lydia and Stiles wandered through the woods in search of the lost Nemeton . . . you know, because Big Ass Trees roughly the size of an entire town with mountains of dead bodies adorning them are SUPER hard to find.

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“You know, it’s been fun sleuthing with you again. But I should really get Naked Garbage Man Parrish to help out with this instead because Sex,” Lydia insists. “Besides, it’s always better when the secretly evil characters on this show learn that they are evil.”

dont do it“Yeah, because when I found out I was secretly evil, I locked myself up I an insane asylum, had sex with Malia, killed a bunch of folks, and almost murdered Scott,” Stiles notes.

“Exactly, I knew you’d understand,” replies Lydia, patting Stiles on the head like he’s a dog.

flirting with lyd“So, really this is only about sex and nothing else,” Stiles says.

“Pretty much, yeah,” Lydia admits.

there it is“You know what would be fun, if we beat the sh*t out of each other in this forest,” Lydia says to Naked Garbage Man Parrish later that day.

“Why do all the couples on this show have to beat each other up this season? I feel like it sends a bad message to today’s youth that they should equate assault with foreplay,” Parrish posits.

“Stop acting like you have a brain, and look pretty,” Lydia insists. “Also punch me in the face.”

fighting more battle“OK,” Parrish responds, before giving Lydia a black eye. “Hey check it out! Isn’t that the tree where I carry all the dead wuzzle bodies?” Parrish notes.

turned“And to think, it’s been right behind us this whole time, and all it took was a little physical abuse for us to find it,” Lydia responds excitedly.

threeim afraid of me not afraidLater, Parrish locks himself up in a jail cell that might as well be made of paper clips, for all it will do to keep the Naked Garbage Man from stealing more dead bodies.

lock me up“Amateur Hour,” mutters Stiles under his breath, while shaking his head.

If Theo Can’t Have Stiles, NO ONE CAN!

theo equals evilYou know everyone believes that Theo is all obsessed with Scott, and wants to alienate him from all his friends, so he could like, become him, or something?  But personally, I think Theo is all about Stiles. This is simply a case of a boy, standing in front of another boy, with a bunch of decapitated puppy heads in his fist, asking him to love him.

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Step one in Theo’s master plan to win Stiles’ heart, is to break him up from his first love, Scott. “Hey Scott,” Theo begins casually, as the pair go for a nice leisurely drive around town, because Theo loves nothing more than riding in cars with boys. “I think it’s really cool how supportive you’ve been of Stiles, even though he beat that wuzzle with a wrench, killed him, and tried to cover it up. You’re a good friend!”

kept hitting him“WHAT?   STILES IS A MURDERER . . . ON PURPOSE, THIS TIME?” Scott exclaims.

trademark scott face“Oops, was I not supposed to tell you that?” Theo says with a wink at the camera, as he sticks his arm out the car window, and strangles a nun.

new guy theoStep two in Theo’s seduction of Stiles plan, is to get in good with his dad, by telling him that HE killed Donovan to save the Sheriff’s and Stiles’ life, this has the dual effect of exonerating Stiles for the murder HE committed, and making Theo look like a hero in front of his hopefully future father in law.

let him kill didnt knowSmooth, Theo! Super smooth!

All of this ultimately results in Scott dumping Stiles, in the pouring rain, no less! “You believe Theo over me, your best friend, about the whole murder of Donovan thing?” Stiles asks incredulously. “The guy wears a heart shaped locket around his neck with Adolf Hitler’s picture on one side and Darth Vader’s on the other. He’s so obviously a bad dude! What the heck is wrong with you this season that you can’t see that?”

believe me backs away“Whatever, I don’t like you anymore, because The Plot makes it so. Off to make some more ridiculously poor life choices. See ya,” Scott calls out over his shoulder.

waiting crying stiles raincrying jessIn Which Scott Makes More Ridiculously Poor Life Choices . . .

 found out

Hiding out at the gay club, where the Dredd Doctors are VIPs, who seem to show up there at least once an episode, seems like a great idea to lovebirds Liam and Hayden. The pair barely have enough time to steal some cash from the safe, and do a few shots of tequila off one another’s oh-so-perfect abdominals, when guess who shows up to spoil their fun.

Surprise! It’s the Dredd Doctors.

me againep 9 obviously stilesFortunately, Scott and Theo are there to suck royally at life, and not help at all!

uselesThen, the Dredd Doctors give Hayden another heroine injection and she dies.

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“Give hugs not drugs?”

cracked eysurprised-faceJust kidding! She’s fine! Heroine is not dangerous at all, kids!

Later, in the car on the way home, Hayden conveniently decides that she’s dying again. So, Theo suggests that Scott turn her into a full-on werewolf to prevent this from happening. “Awww, can you do it, Daddy Werewolf? Can you, pretty pretty please with a cherry on top? I’ll be your best friend,” pleads Liam.

we can save give biteno“No! You’re grounded. Go to your room, Liam. And don’t even think about using your cell phone, playing video games, or watching the love of your life suffer a slow cruel and senseless death,” Scott scolds.

becoming wolf“I hate you, Dad! I wish you were dead!” Liam cries in anguish.

Meanwhile, somewhere off stage, Theo is kissing the photograph of Stiles he keeps in his boxer shorts, and dancing the Macarena in triumph . . . “Soon, my lover boy! Soon you will be mine,” he whispers to the photograph.

See you next time, Werebangers!

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4 responses to “It’s Official, Scott McCall is the Worst – A Recap of Teen Wolf’s “Lies of Omission”

  1. On twitter I called Scott a ZETA; I should’ve known the “Z” was for Zoloft… 😉 #ZolofteenWolf

  2. OF COURSE Theo is in love with Stiles! Like someone said in a previous comment, you should write this show. I know damn well it would be significantly more logical…

    • Andre

      I was the one who said it. ^^
      And yes it would be way more logical, albeit to be honest, that is not much of an achievement because currently it makes no sense internally and externally (from writing and marketing standpoint) barely any sense as well.

  3. Andre

    This episode was just so bad…
    I personally would not consider Scott a hero, never did. The guy acted way too hypocritical for that in my mind. And far too dumb, but one thing at a time.
    But the whole special snowflake thing fits, down to the problem that they really aren’t special and usually only have to not face the consequences of their actions because the plot says so. Seriously if Teen Wolf would care about consequences, Beacon Hills would have been depopulated in season 3 or 4 already by Deucalion’s rampaging army.
    Scott is not just boring for me, he is unreliable, like I said, the only reason people don’t die because of his stupid decisions because the forced plot doesn’t allow it.
    Also I would not call anything Theo and the Doctors did as gently pushing Scott away from anyone. Scott just for some reason believes Theo here and acts like a complete idiot. I really don’t get where you see the gently pushing to alienate his friends.
    Not to mention that he was self-righteous all the time and had no true moral code ever if you ask me. But more on that later.

    One thing at a time:
    The whole monologue of Scott and how everyone feels something bad will happen and all…. Maybe it would have had an impact if the Doctors actually came along as genuinely threatening but so far we have seen nothing to justify that since they do nothing but release monsters that either get killed off quickly or would have just died soon anyway. Seriously, why should I consider them threatening or why should their existence make anyone feel dread in a town where apparently people are so desensitized that Malia can just walk away from a dead body with tons of “kids” not caring about it.
    As little as Smaug did in the Hobbit movies, and even less in the shitty book, at least he did some things in the past and present that would justify him as a genuine threat to hordes of people.

    Plus: Now, the vet gets closed because Deaton is not there? I am pretty sure he was gone often enough before to warrant a closure. Plus apparently half-Kanaima girl from some episodes ago is not only totally forgettable name-wise but apparently also nice enough to just open the door when she escaped from there.

    “Theo is such a standup guy,” Scott muses, as he watches from the window, while his new pal stabs three elderly ladies, kicks two puppies, and blows up a playground full of happy school children. “Inviting him to join our pack was my best decision ever.”
    This is what I was talking about: Theo’s disguise is so thin, how can it be that no one notices that? Even with just what Scott has seen he should have seen that, but again, later.

    I am more annoyed by the constant moon references in the “Lab” of the doctors. I mean seriously, is the moon now affecting every other supernatural creature of the show now or why do they care? Because the last time I checked most of their failed experiments weren’t even remotely werewolves. Or maybe we should go with-… I was going to say “mutations of werewolves” but even that is bullshit since we clearly saw that Kanaima Jackson was not affected by that, nor Kira or Parrish. Not to mention, that Parrish is still the only guy we ever saw that was confirmed to be drawn to the city by the Nemeton.

    And what was it with the inflating-doctors thing? Are they trying to make these guys look even more ridiculous? And I wish I was stoned when watching it.

    “Hey fellow Bad Guys,” begins Theo conversationally. “Listen, I know you wanted to off Hayden so the Naked Garbage Man can add her to his ever growing Burning-Tree Stump Collection? But Jeff Davis told me to tell you that you can’t murder her yet, since she’s going to be a series regular next season. Because Young Love and stuff. Also because all the other ships on this show are pretty much dead in the water.”
    Which is probably the only reason why they had those lines by Theo here, since he sure as hell showed no actual interest in Hayden before, not even remotely.

    Also having them say a word for supermoon that no one can understand for no reason whatsoever, doesn’t make them threatening, it just makes them even lamer than they are already.

    And now to Jatt and Hayden, aka the two white people were we are supposed to believe one is a hero and the other a Latino, even though there is no evidence for either. Is there really anything of interest to say about them? Would we even care if the show wouldn’t force us to see their “love”? After all what do they bring to the score that others don’t have already? No chemistry and no real reason to be together? The fact that their conflicts are resolved just like that? All the couples here have that. A complete and nonsensical lack of communication? Every character under 20 has that on the show. So

    I watch a couple with more chemistry:

    “But I’ve only known you for about four episodes, and most of that time we’ve spent either unconscious or punching one another in the face,” Hayden posits. “How do we know our sudden passion for one another isn’t borne from the adrenaline rush of our recent brush with death, and won’t fade the minute, some other pretty wuzzle with a nose bleed casts a fist in the general direction of your nasal cavity?”
    “Ummmm . . . ,” replies Liam.
    “Screw it, let’s do it,” exclaims Hayden excitedly, shooting an adorable snot rocket in Liam’s direction to seal the deal. (Everything Hayden does is adorable, obviously.)

    Apparently. Even though she is so unimportant and forgettable, I had to look up her name a few episodes back.

    “Oh hey, Scott!” Liam exclaims super awkwardly, a bit later, as he hauls a duffel bag filled with a lifetime supply of snot tissues and wuzzle food onto the bench in front of him. “Please ignore this massive piece of evidence sitting right in front of you that I am about to put myself in harms way.”
    Well it could not have been difficult for Scott not to notice… gosh this guy is such an idiot. And correct me if I am mistaken here, but isn’t not being smart and coming from broken families, as well as being white with a tan and dark hair a pretty stereotypical depiction for Latinos? Not that Scott is a Latino of course but apparently for Davis & Co and lots of gullible fans he is. So, couldn’t his portrayal be considered offensive?

    PS. Funny you mention the IED, because the show sure as hell hasn’t for more than a year!!!!

    Just kidding. This show would so be cancelled, if that were even remotely true. That’s just Stiles’ guilt talking. And Stiles’ Guilt has a big mouth, and a real knack for hyperbole.
    Why would his guilt make him hallucinate that he was dead?

    Because Teen Wolf is nothing, if not an educational program, I proudly present to you, “Workout tips from Soon-to-be-Dead Wuzzles.”
    Which we needed why? Seriously, what did this accomplish and was good for apart from another bone tossed at the LGBT crowd?

    While Corey gets shipped off to the hospital with the 98% fatality rate, to blend into some walls, hurt some folks, and suffer an unceremonious demise at the hand of one of the Dredd Doctors . . .
    Let’s ignore the fact that a simple stab to the stomach with such a small weapon would not even kill a human this quickly, what I am more questioning is how Corey figured out he could camouflage and use it so quickly. Apart from plot convenience of course.
    Damn; the writing in this show is gotten so lazily it starts to move into Cassandra Clare territory. Seriously, Scott is so dumb he could just as well be one of her creations.

    Say what you will about the Dredd Doctors, but they really are the best when it comes to Team Work with a capital T!
    If just they could use that to be actually threatening, so far they did nothing a common street gang couldn’t do also in terms of danger, in fact a common street gang would be more dangerous than they are.

    Malia is just so done with this Dredd Doctor sh*t. Dead wuzzles? A “pack leader” who can’t fight, and monologues too much? Shitty teachers that don’t appreciate her awesome color contacts? Living in a cave in the woods and eating her own poop is starting to seem like a really good idea right now. #Nostalgia.
    Plus, apparently neither she nor the dozens of other students in the hall care about the dead girl right in front of the doors apparently.
    Is this supposed to show how desensitized they are and that Malia has given up? If yes, why? What caused this behavior?

    . . . you know, because Big Ass Trees roughly the size of an entire town with mountains of dead bodies adorning them are SUPER hard to find.
    Yeah, that was something that annoyed me about this as well. Does the thing have cloaking powers now or what? Plus it was the only thing standing in a big empty area, how difficult can it be to find that?

    “So, really this is only about sex and nothing else,” Stiles says.
    “Pretty much, yeah,” Lydia admits.

    This sums up the entire reason for the Parrish/Lydia “romance.” Well that and that the show cannot consider a type other than Jackson’s attractive apparently.

    “Stop acting like you have a brain, and look pretty,” Lydia insists. “Also punch me in the face.”
    This might as well have been the reason for this entire scene, because if all Parrish needs to do, to make his eyes flash, I am sure going to sleep or a relaxing massage would work as well.

    “And to think, it’s been right behind us this whole time, and all it took was a little physical abuse for us to find it,” Lydia responds excitedly.
    Not just that, it’s not even in the same place anymore. Also, does it have scavenger repelling powers? Because last time I checked, bodies tend to rot pretty quickly in temperate and hot California weather and the stench would attract all sorts of scavengers. AT least these guys should be everywhere by now:

    Later, Parrish locks himself up in a jail cell that might as well be made of paper clips, for all it will do to keep the Naked Garbage Man from stealing more dead bodies.
    And Lydia and Stiles told no one except Parrish, why exactly? Seriously, there is no reason whatsoever for this lack of communication apart from the plot saying so. They had no fall-out, there is no reason for distrust, nothing. Even Stiles’ is not well handled.
    Furthermore Parrish said here that he dreamed that he had taken and burned hundreds of bodies and yet we only hear about this now? Shouldn’t people have been mentioned missing all the time and people be in a constant situation of alarm?
    Could these writers at least try to write as if they actually give a shit? They are nearly as bad as Clare at this. And boy is that woman bad!!! So that means something.

    You know everyone believes that Theo is all obsessed with Scott, and wants to alienate him from all his friends, so he could like, become him, or something?
    No idea what he actually wants. Because he sure as hell did not manage to keep Scott away from the doctors as he claims, not that there is any reason for that since the Scooby Gang is incompetent.

    Step one in Theo’s master plan to win Stiles’ heart, is to break him up from his first love, Scott. “Hey Scott,” Theo begins casually, as the pair go for a nice leisurely drive around town, because Theo loves nothing more than riding in cars with boys. “I think it’s really cool how supportive you’ve been of Stiles, even though he beat that wuzzle with a wrench, killed him, and tried to cover it up. You’re a good friend!”
    And Scott is so incompetent that he actually falls for that crap. And why do I know its crap? Because Theo had given a completely opposite answer only a few episodes ago and both times Scott’s ears did not detect anything in terms of lies, so it’s obvious that Theo can lie his fucking ass off without any problems and yet Scott is so dumb that he cannot put one and one together and realize that Theo is untrustworthy right away.
    You know the show constantly tries to claim as if the True Alpha is something like this:

    But based on Scott I would say this is a more appropriate representation:

    Step two in Theo’s seduction of Stiles plan, is to get in good with his dad, by telling him that HE killed Donovan to save the Sheriff’s and Stiles’ life, this has the dual effect of exonerating Stiles for the murder HE committed, and making Theo look like a hero in front of his hopefully future father in law.
    Which an experienced sheriff should be able to know right away is a lie, not to mention this tactic is really dumb unless he plans to leave town quickly.
    What did the writer smoke when she wrote this?

    All of this ultimately results in Scott dumping Stiles, in the pouring rain, no less! “You believe Theo over me, your best friend, about the whole murder of Donovan thing?” Stiles asks incredulously. “The guy wears a heart shaped locket around his neck with Adolf Hitler’s picture on one side and Darth Vader’s on the other. He’s so obviously a bad dude! What the heck is wrong with you this season that you can’t see that?”
    “Whatever, I don’t like you anymore, because The Plot makes it so. Off to make some more ridiculously poor life choices. See ya,” Scott calls out over his shoulder.

    And this is not only bad writing because of what I already said regarding the idiocy of it all, but also considered Scott’s record so far. Even if he thinks Stiles brutally murdered someone, why does he care? He never actually cared before.
    Not only was he himself quite willing to kill in season 1, but he knows Derek was the entire time and was apparently fine with it, Allison was willing to kill in season 2 quite readily and he forgave her, Isaac seemed pretty ready to kill, Chris killed werewolves for sure, he accepted the twins who not only killed for revenge but also simply for being told so, and of course he was willing to trust the serial killer that is Peter Hale and even let mass murdering Deucalion go. But with Stiles it’s all too much and he will not even ask Stiles for the full story? He rather believes this guy he meet a few weeks ago over his best friend for years?

    Hiding out at the gay club, where the Dredd Doctors are VIPs, who seem to show up there at least once an episode, seems like a great idea to lovebirds Liam and Hayden.
    I have no clue what the writers where thinking when they chose that location of all.

    Surprise! It’s the Dredd Doctors.
    Yeah, what a surprise, who would have thought the guys who randomly showed up everywhere this season could be in the club quickly, without any warning.

    Fortunately, Scott and Theo are there to suck royally at life, and not help at all!
    Not surprisingly considered that Scott choses to roar at the doctors, so giving them a warning, instead of just attacking them outright.

    Then, the Dredd Doctors give Hayden another heroine injection and she dies.
    Just kidding! She’s fine! Heroine is not dangerous at all, kids!

    Sadly she is still alive.

    Later, in the car on the way home, Hayden conveniently decides that she’s dying again. So, Theo suggests that Scott turn her into a full-on werewolf to prevent this from happening.
    What reason is there to think that this can work? Because so far the bites only worked on humans and not anything else. Who says Hayden is still human enough for it to work?
    Plus, I know they only had Page die from the bite so far, but in theory there is still the canon law that the bite can be lethal. And that to healthy humans, technically not even Gerard was as close to death as Hayden was here.

    “Awww, can you do it, Daddy Werewolf? Can you, pretty pretty please with a cherry on top? I’ll be your best friend,” pleads Liam.
    “No! You’re grounded. Go to your room, Liam. And don’t even think about using your cell phone, playing video games, or watching the love of your life suffer a slow cruel and senseless death,” Scott scolds.
    “I hate you, Dad! I wish you were dead!” Liam cries in anguish.

    At first I wonder why they have this at all and even hoped, against my better judgment, but then I realized that this is the season mid-finale (the rest coming in January apparently) and I got it. There are only two future scenes from the first episode missing: Malia and the big shadow and Scott and Liam brawling. And that is probably what this will lead to. Wouldn’t surprise me if Liam/Jatt wants to kill Scott to become an Alpha to save Hayden. This is all so stupid, that I think its likely to be true. (I haven’t seen the newest episode yet so I cannot be sure.

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