Sorry, Mr. Compton! It appears you’ve been replaced . . .
Well, that certainly didn’t take very long! Bill Compton has only been missing a few days, and it seems as though his former main squeeze, Sookie Stackhouse, has already moved on to another man. And who is our favorite Merlotte’s waitress “getting jiggy” with, you ask?
Could it be Eric “I can literally screw for hours” Northman?
Nope! You’re as cold as ice . . .
Is it shapeshifting bar owner, Sam Merlotte?
Uh, uh . . . but getting warmer . . .
Perhaps, it’s the new werewolf in town, Alcide Herveaux?
Noooooo . . . but you’re EVEN warmer now . . . Guess again.
Maybe it’s her BROTHER, Jason Stackhouse?
EWWWWW! No, you sicko! What’s wrong with you?
Give up, yet? Well, here’s the scoop! Apparently, Bon Temps’ own Sookie Stackhouse has recently been seen getting “up close and personal” with a certain rapper, by the name of . . . SNOOP DOGGY DOGG!
Who’s next . . . Lafayette and Eminem?