This week’s installment of Grey’s Anatomy was just FILLED with squirm-inducing, uncomfortable moments. Moments that were just ASKING for someone to say or do the wrong thing, out of sheer discomfort. So, it was probably a good thing that the episode began with the Seattle Grace staff taking a crash course in sensitivity training, led by “The Nazi” herself, Miranda Bailey.
“I pity the fool who’s INSENSITIVE around my patients!”
Here are just some of the awkward moments that our favorite doctors coped with this week . . .
Have 700-pound man, CAN’T travel . . .
Mere minutes after the crew concluded their half-assed class in sensitivity training, a 700-pound patient was delivered to Seattle Grace on the back of a flat bed truck. In addition to some of the more obvious complications generally associated with carrying that much extra weight (heart conditions, breathing problems, diabetes, immobility, gout etc.), the patient also had a less obvious condition that was life threatening and required medical care. Namely, a seriously heinous-looking rash was developing beneath his many layers of skin tissue and fat.
And let me tell you, for those of you out there who are trying to diet, leave this episode on your DVR queue. When the episode started, I was chowing down on my favorite cereal — two minutes later I had COMPLETELY lost my appetite!
Watch TV, make this face, LOSE WEIGHT! It’s that simple!
When I started to write this recap, I was torn as to whether I would post pictures of the 700-pound man. After all, I do have access to them. And they would certainly help you, the reader, get a better idea of what our doctors were faced with. Yet . . . quite frankly . . . it was GROSS! And my blog has been so pretty up until this point — pretty and filled with hot shirtless men who weigh significantly less than 700 pounds. Like, for example, Justin Chambers (who plays Karev on the show) . . .
So did I really want to do this to my readers and my blog?
Now . . . before you start calling ME insensitive (Shallow? Maybe. But insensitive? Definitely not) . . . I should tell you that the actor who played the 700 – pound man is not actually 700 pounds. In fact, he is a very charming, sort of attractive, character actor named Jerry Kernion. Here’s his REAL picture, sans fat suit.
But the makeup department at Grey’s Anatomy did an almost TOO GOOD job of making the guy you see above, frighteningly obese and rash-filled. What’s more, if I posted the actual picture, you might be so disturbed by it that you would miss the point that show was trying to make. After all, the patient, named Bobby, was so sweet, self-depracating, and genuinely likeable, throughout the episode, that, after a while, you stopped seeing him as the grotesque product of latex and a BIG FAT SUIT, and more as a jolly chubster like this . . .
So that’s what I’ve ultimately decided to do. Whenever I refer to the 700-pound Bobby in this blog, you will get a picture of The Nutty Professor for your viewing pleasure. You’re welcome. Anyway, back to the show . . .
So, 700-pound Bobby . . .
. . . is being surprisingly light-hearted about this whole thing, smiling and cracking jokes, as the hospital staff pokes and prods him like an animal. But the staff is so freaked out by their predicament, and so petrified of being thrown off the case for making insensitive remarks, that they come off as cold and distant. Bailey tosses out Christina and Dr. “Hotness” Avery . . .
Sigh . . .
. . . within about two minutes, for making fat jokes under their breath. And that random Frankenstein-y Mercy West doc follows shortly after, for comparing Bobby to a rhinocerous. But by far the Most Insensitive Comment of the Evening Award goes to Nu-Chief Shepherd, who suggests that the patient be sent home to die because, “Why should we expend our time and resources to care for a patient who doesn’t even both to care for himself?”
Special thanks go out to smileymileyfan35 for this awesome compilation!
Ultimately, Dr. Less-Than-Dreamy reconsiders his earlier position, when we learn that Bobby’s wife is pregnant.
This, of course, raises the inevitable question of HOW? Down at the hospital cafeteria, home to some of Grey’s Anatomy’s most humorous moments, including this one . . .
. . . the Grey’s crew tries to figure out the logistics of a sex act between a 700-pound man and a 120ish pound woman. Karev even resorts to using a “model.”
Unfortunately, for Karev, Bobby’s wife ALSO eats in the cafeteria, and she hears the entire exchange! OUCH! To her credit, this woman slays the crew with kindness. With a smile on her face, she tells them that she would be happy to let them in on the logistics of her sex romp provided the rest of the group share their sexual kinks. “Then again, it’s probably none of my damn business,” she concludes icily, before stalking away.
She sure showed them . . .
Later Alex confronts the wife to apologize, but she is understandably non-receptive. “You didn’t know him before this,” she explains. “To me, he’s still the same man I married. All he’s been trying to do all day is make you laugh, and you’re all so disgusted by him, you can’t even crack a smile. I thought you could help him. But you’re just making it worse.”
Taking the woman’s speech to heart, Alex visits Bobby . . .
. . . who is now convinced he wants to die. “No child deserves a father like this,” says Bobby. “It would be better if he didn’t know me at all.”
Alex eases the tension by exchanging a few fat jokes with Bobby. He then gives him some tough love, explaining that a decision to die would be a selfish one. He would be leaving his wife to clean up a “700-pound mess.” Alex ultimately convinces Bobby to go through with the risky surgery by saying, “at least your wife and kid would know you tried.”
After a few nerve-wracking hiccups, Bobby survives the surgery and vows to make some major lifestyle changes. We hope he does, because we like our Nutty Professor a lot . . .
. . . and we want to keep him around.
The Gossip, The Big Fat Liar . . . and Meredith
When Gossip Girl Derek . . .
. . . makes an offhand comment to Meredith about Owen refusal to support Teddy, when her job was on the line last week, he puts his Post-It Wife in a BAD position. On one hand, Derek is her sort-of husband, and she should generally keep his confidences. On the other, Christina is her best friend. And if her best friend is dating a Big Fat Liar (Owen told Christina he had helped Teddy keep the job), she has a right to know about it. To Meredith’s credit, she initially keeps her mouth shut. But when she overhears Teddy THANKING Owen for his help and support, she can’t help but toss a withering look his way.
And so, like a petulant child, with his hand caught in the cookie jar, Owen . . .
. . . reacts defensively by kicking Meredith off his surgical team for no apparent reason, and freaking out on Derek for divulging his confidences. Derek confronts Meredith and the two get into a heated argument about the importance of openness and confidentiality in a marriage. However, I’m with Meredith on this one. If Derek didn’t want Post-It Wife to react to information that was obviously pertinent to the life of her best friend, he just plain shouldn’t have told her. BAD DEREK!
Divorce Papers, PDAs and Foreplay
I know, I know . . . this is an OLD pic. Just imagine Lexie with blonde hair, OK?
So Izzie finally sent Karev the divorce papers (because Katherine Heigl is off the show). And Karev didn’t seem to think that this was pertinent information to share with girl he’d been screwing for the past four or five episodes. But when Meredith tries to discuss it with him, Lexie overhears. OOPS! And she’s pissed! When confronted with the issue, both halves of the screwing bunnies claim that their relationship is just about sex. However, at the end of the episode, when Karev is signing the divorce papers and Lexie stops by, he plants a big sloppy wet one on her in public, which, in Grey’s world, equals TRUE LOVE!
(at least until someone better comes along . . .)
Breaking up is Hard to Do . . .
We all knew it was coming. It was just a question of when it would happen and how it would arise. Honestly, the circumstances that brought about the Callie / Arizona breakup seemed a bit contrived to me. But that didn’t make it any less heartbreaking when it happened.
So, there was this cheeky little bike riding chick in the hospital who needed a knee repair. And she starts TOTALLY hitting on Callie hardcore. This was REALLY ballsy of the chick, I think, because (1) Callie is her doctor; and (2) your gaydar has to be PRETTY fine-tuned to pick up on Callie Torres’ same-sex tendencies. I mean, she’s not exactly this guy . . .
Before leaving the hospital, the biker chick writes her telephone number in permanent marker on Callie’s hand. (What, no cell phone? Is this another 80s flashback episode, and I just didn’t know it?) So, Callie, being the passive aggressive gal she is, shows Arizona the number and says, “Every time I looked at this girl, I just kept wondering if she might want to have a baby someday.” (Riiiiiiight . . . because that’s the first thing I think about, when I find myself attracted to a perfect stranger . . . FERTILITY.)
After hearing this, Arizona agrees to move out of the apartment that the couple shares. The two lovers cry, while hugging it out. Love sucks!
“I miss my dad.”
Speaking of crying, Sandra Oh had me bawling like a baby this week. It all started when she was asked to watch over a little girl who’s mother had experienced a heart attack. While the mother is undergoing tests, Christina bonds with the little girl — so much so, that when the mother is rushed into surgery, Christina chooses to comfort the crying child, instead of operating on her mother.
While the pair is playing cards, the little girl asks Christina what will happen if her mother dies. Just as she is asking this, Avery enters the room, and silently lets Christina know that the little girl’s mother did not make it through surgery.
Trying to keep her face impassive, Christina replies, “If your mother dies, you will blame yourself. You will think that you did not do enough to help her. But that is not true. You did everything you could. Remember that. And it’s going to hurt everytime you think about her. But, over time, it will begin to hurt a little less. Until, one day, you will find that you can think about her, without it hurting much at all.”
(And, wow, I just cried typing that.)
Avery . . .
Sigh . . . Are any of you routing for an eventual Christina / Avery pairing, as much as I am?
. . . who overheard Christina’s speech, confronts her about it, wondering about whether she had experienced a similar death in the family, at a yong age. (Long-time viewers, like myself, know that her father died in a car accident, when she was very young. Christina was in the car and had to watch him die. It was this experience that prompted Christina to eventually become a doctor.)
Christina sloughs it off, claiming that she was merely “kicking ass at sensitivity training.” However, later, when Meredith approaches Christina, she roughly pushes her away, asking to speak to Owen. When Owen enters the room with her, she breaks down, “I miss my dad,” she admits tearfully.
(And I just starting crying AGAIN, as I typed that. Hormones much?)
While I go find some tissues, I’m going to leave you with this clip from next week’s installment of Grey’s Anatomy, which guest star’s Disney darling, Demi Lovato, as a schizophrenic patient with a penchant for self-mutilation.
Thank you Bluesky1234 for the late-breaking video!