It’s time to curl up in bed with a good minisode starring The Hot One . . .
Welcome back Fangbangers! It’s Wednesday! (As in, NOT Tuesday. As in, HBO waited until the LAST minisode to prove my entire “Tuesday Minisode Internet Leak” theory wrong. Or, perhaps, the whole “national holiday” thing simply got in the way, and I was right after all. I like the latter argument much better. So, let’s stick with that, OK?)
Anyway . . . today marked the online premiere of the LAST MINISODE EVER to air, before True Blood kicks off its Season 3 premiere on June 13th. And what better way to end off our “mini” season, than with a video starring this guy?
If you recall, during the Season 2 finale of True Blood, Jason Stackhouse a.k.a. “The Hot One” shot and killed Tara’s one time beau, Eggs.
(I couldn’t decide between making a cheap shot at the Dead Guy’s unfortunate name, or objectifying the Dead Guy, by including a shirtless shot of him. Then, I figured, “Hey, I look like a poopy head either way.”
So, I opted for both! EVERYBODY wins!)
Acting on impulse, Jason committed murder, in order to protect his bromantic buddy, Andy Bellefleur, from perceived harm . . .
. . . and if that’s not love, I don’t know what is!
This minisode pretty much starts right where Jason left off in Season 2. So, without further adieu, lets BRING ON THE STACKHOUSE!
(Oh, and before you push play, here’s a little hint for you. Pay VERY close attention to the final frame of this video. I have a feeling it will have MAJOR importance to Jason’s storyline this season . . . ;))
(Thanks again to ShirtlessLocke for posting this. I’m pretty sure I got a majority of these minisodes and True Blood trailers from you . . . In short, YOU RULE!)
SIX MINISODES and ONLY ONE shirtless male castmember image?
WTF HBO! (In case you were curious, I’m referring to Sam in Minisode 4, both as man and dog . . . Wait . . . does that count as one or two?)
Excess “shirt-age” aside, I think Jason’s minisode was a great “finale” to the Drop of True Blood minisode series. Kudos to Ryan Kwanten for giving a surprisingly intense performance, in the absolute last place we would expect one. God, Jesus, Mary Magdalene and Allah all appreciate your efforts. As do . . . “Confusion” . . .
and the Lion from Narnia.
“Awww man! Why couldn’t you put me next to the Fortune Cookie? Haven’t I been through enough?”
You know, until I watched this, I never realized how many DEATHS Jason had been implicated in since Season 1. R.I.P. Maudette, Dawn, Granny, Amy and Eggs. Something tells me you’ll all be in good company NEXT SEASON . . .
So, there you have it folks. SIX Weeks and SIX Minisodes. It’s been a long and hard wait, but June 13th is nearly here . . .
I’m so excited I could almost bite someone . . .
In fact, I’m pretty sure I am a danger to others. You might have to put me in handcuffs, to protect the masses . . .
I know, I know, I’m shameless, aren’t I? OK. I’m stopping now.
You may think I’m being annoying, with my excessive (and not always post-related) shirtless picture posting. But you’re going to miss these, when they’re gone! Trust me!
(Speaking of “missing” . . . if, by chance, you have missed any of the previous True Blood Minisodes, you can find links to all of them here.)
That’s all folks! True Blood Season 3 premieres June 13th at 9 p.m. on HBO (as if you needed reminding!). Be there . . . or Jason Stackhouse may never take his shirt off AGAIN!