For me, tonight’s episode of Grey’s Anatomy was all about friendship. After all, EVERYBODY needs friends! Friends are the people who will quietly support you, when you need it most . . .
They will not judge you for making mistakes, but are still there to pick up the pieces, after the damage has been done.
Friends are willing to misbehave with you . . . especially, when that misbehavior is for a good cause.
They will hold your hair back for you, when you puke . . .
And sometimes . . . just sometimes . . . your friends will give you the Best F*&k of Your LIFE!
So, without further adieu, let’s reconnect with some friends, throw back a few shots, and settle in for a “Slow Night, So Long.”
Cristina Gets a New Job, and the Seattle Grace Attendings Get a NIGHT LIFE!
If you’re like me, you might have often wondered how, throughout seven seasons of Grey’s Anatomy, the main cast never ONCE seemed to work different shifts from one another. Initially, I figured that either one of two things was occurring: (1) the cast all worked at the hospital for 23.5 hours (The last half an hour was always spent either at Meredith’s house, or at Joe’s bar.); or (2) at 7 p.m. sharp, the ENTIRE cast left Seattle Grace; at which point, the hospital was immediately overrun by . . . UGLY DOCTORS.
This week’s installment of Grey’s Anatomy provided me with a third, more rational, rational explanation. It appears that, on occasion, the staff at Seattle Grace does work alternating shifts. We just don’t often get to see it . . .
On this particular night, all the attendings were off duty, having worked the Day Shift. So while the “Adults” headed to Joe’s Bar to drink some “Early Onset Alzheimers” shots, and get nice and sh*tfaced . . .
. . . the “Kids” (i.e. the residents) were forced to put in some serious time at the hospital.
Upon arriving at Joe’s bar, the attendings quickly learned that Joe had hired a new bartender . . . one who has clearly never been to a frat party, or tapped a keg before.
“When Owen asked Cristina to ‘Give Him Head,’ this wasn’t exactly what he had in mind . . .”
Do you remember when a newly PTSD’ed Cristina asked Owen if he would still love her, if she was a plumber?
I wonder if his answer applied to “bartender,” as well . . .
It was nice seeing Seattle Grace’s typically “serious” attendings let their hair down for once. I liked seeing a very tipsy Bailey talk about relationships, and how important it was for her to find a man who “knew about fistulas.”
Fistula? I barely know ya!
And I cringed at Teddy’s exploits with online dating . . .
And yet, while the older doctors were knocking back a few drinks and marveling at Cristina Yang’s superb bartending skills (or lack thereof), there was work to be done at the hospital . . .
Alex Karev is a Peds GOD / Dr. Stark is a Peds AssHat
“Hey! I resemble that remark.”
Last week, Alex and April had to suffer the terror that was working with the EEEEEEVVVILLL Doctor Stark. Now it is Meredith’s turn. While Stark is out enjoying a nice dinner, Meredith is coping with a young patient, who is experiencing severe stomach pains. The patient’s mother, who is a nurse at Seattle Grace, knows from personal experience that these type of pains aren’t normal, following the procedure the child just underwent. So, she requests that Meredith contact Dr. Stark ASAP.
However, when Dr. Stark does arrive, he explains away the pains the child is experiencing, as being due to “gas.” Honestly, it’s not all that surprising that a windbag like Stark would make such a flippant diagnosis — especially, given his unofficial middle name.
And yet, after Dr. Stark leaves, the child’s pains continue. So, Meredith decides to run some tests on the child to definitively rule out “gas,” before calling Stark again. The only problem is the lab technician is backed up, and isn’t able to get the results back to Meredith in a timely fashion. So, the patient’s mother rats Meredith out to the Chief.
“What you talkin’ about Meredith?”
Fortunately, for the young patient, the Chief rips the technician a new one. And, VOILA! The test results become immediately available. “That’s how you get things done at night!” The Chief exclaims triumphantly.
Unfortunately, however, the test results show the child needs surgery. And Dr. Stark, of course, cannot or will not answer his phone. So, Meredith wisely consults with New Peds GOD, Alex on the case . . .
Alex Karev – King of the Tiny Humans!
So, together, Alex and Meredith assemble their OWN OR Team, and conduct surgery on the child BY THEMSELVES! (“Because that’s how you get things done at night!”) The surgery ends up going swimmingly, of course. And the Chief swells with the prides of knowing that his “kids have grown up.”
The Big Guy even has it in him to laugh hysterically at Dr. Douche, as the latter reams Meredith and Alex a new one, for having the NERVE to perform a surgery on their own, without waiting for him to swoop in, and take credit for their hard work , like he did last time . . .
“And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for THOSE DARN KIDS!”
On Drunk Dialing, and Taking that “Maiden Voyage”
“Does EVERYBODY on this show know I’m a virgin? Now, I’m NEVER going to get LAID!”
Poor April! It’s bad enough she has to live with Alex, and see him EVERY day, after the couple’s Botched Sex Attempt. Now, it seems she’s being bombared with talk of happy couples, at every turn! It all starts with her encountering a pair of Teens in Love, who have Krazy Glued their arms together, upon hearing that the boy’s family is about to move to a different state.
Just because it’s called Krazy Glue, doesn’t mean you have to use it to do “Crazy Things.”
Having obviously had no experience in these sort of manners, April has no idea how to “unstick” the “happy couple.” She seeks the suggestions of her colleagues (well . . . except forAlex), and tries multiple solutions, but to no avail. But leave it to a drunken Bailey to save the day! “Just mix a little soap and warm water in with the Acetone,” slurs Bailey matter-of-factly. “Works like a charm.”
“You may not know this, but I was quite Freaky Deaky, in my day.”
Later, while April is caring for an enebriated Bailey, and trying to keep her from “drunk dialing” her ex . . .
“You’d drunk dial too, if this man had screwed YOU!”
. . . Bailey decides that “medical” advice is not the only thing that April needs, she needs relationship advice too. “You are a virgin,” Bailey reminds an embarrassed April for about the 500th time this season. “And Alex Karev is not the boy you want to take your Maiden Voyage with.”
(Maiden Voyage, huh? Is that what the cool kids are calling it nowadays?)
That’s so very true, Bailey. After all, a “Maiden Voyage” with Alex is like a “Maiden Voyage” on the Titanic. And we all know how THAT ended . . .
An uninhibited Bailey goes on to wax nostalgic about her past relationship with Ben “the Gas Man,” how strongly she felt for him, and what a ROCKSTAR he was in the sack. Bailey assures April that she too will one day find some one who she loves enough to “be glued to” forever.
Of course, this is Grey’s Anatomy we are talking about here. So, I suspect Bailey is correct in her assessment of April.
And yet, based on what I’ve read, a new love interest is in store for Bailey as well . . .
Well, hello there, Mr. Daniel Sunjata. I look forward to getting to know YOU better VERY SOON . . .
Well . . . that’s definitely a start!
Speaking of Men Who Look Good With Their Shirts Off . . .
Mark Sloan — Callie’s “new roommate,” since her breakup with Arizona — has been encouraging Callie to cope with her breakup, by indulging in some “Sexual Sorbet.”
Is that a banana in your sherbert, or are you just happy to see me?
Deciding to take her best friend’s advice, at Joe’s Bar, Callie approaches a woman, who has been eyeing her all night . . .
Unfortunately, the woman in question ended up only being interested in Callie’s hair style, not her body.
So, when a vulnerable and toasted Callie arrives home that night, she gets herself the next best thing to Sexual Sorbet . . .
A Banana Surprise!
Speaking of OTHER Men Who Look Good With Their Shirts Off . . .
With the exception of a brief shot of Avery waking up from Night Terrors, during the opening moments of the episode, Dr. Hotness kept his clothes on for most of the hour . . .
However, he DID almost single-handedly save the life of one of a pair of brothers, who, brilliantly tried to “out drive” an oncoming train. He also made some headway toward a new relationship with his crush Lexie.
“When I asked you to ‘open your heart to me,’ this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind . . .”
You see, I mentioned before that Avery saved ONE brother from being killed, as a result of a Horrific Train Accident. What I didn’t mention was that the other one died. In discussing, how the surviving brother, and his parents, would cope with that loss, Avery indirectly admitted that his Night Terrors and “acting out” of late have been the result of his own Survivor’s Guilt following The Shooting.
Way to recognize your true feelings Dr. Hotness . . . how very In Treatment of you!
In Other News . . .
Dr. McDreamy may NOT have won People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2010 . . .
. . . but he did win a grant to begin his Alzheimer’s research! He also proved himself to be a very good friend to Cristina, silently supporting the ALREADY FIRED errant bartender, as she did WAY TOO MANY shots with some random dudes from a Bachelor Party . . .
. . . and danced around the bar like a TOTAL HO BAG!
In fact, Derek silently watched and protected a Drunk and Clearly Vulnerable Cristina (who REALLY NEEDS TO BE IN THERAPY! HELLO!), until Owen arrived at the bar to literally carry his wife home.
Once home, it was Owen’s turn to support Cristina and her “new religion,” by helping her “pray to porcelain God.”
Ummm, Cristina? I hate to break this to you, but . . . that’s not a pillow . . .
Hey, that’s what friends are for, right?