Admittedly, I might not be the ideal blogger to provide you with the inside scoop on Walt Disney Pictures’ upcoming action film, Tron Legacy. After all, I never saw the original film, which hit theaters back in 1982, and starred that guy who played The Dude in The Big Lebowski.
I did recently catch the original trailer on YouTube, however! I found it highly amusing . . . though probably not for the reasons its creators intended.
Was this a comedy?
Given that the film is heading into its late-twenties, I expected the special effects to be more than a bit dated. What I didn’t expect was the unintentional hilarity of Cheesy TV Announcer Guy. Seriously, this guy should do stand-up! Take, for example, this gem-like line from the trailer: “Trapped inside an electronic arena, where love and escape do not compute.” (Now, if only I could find an excuse to make use of this awesome phrase, in my day-to-day life . . .)
“Hi, you’ve reached TV Recappers’ phone. I can’t take your call right now, because I am trapped in an electronic arena, where love and escape do not compute . . .”
But, before I go any further, perhaps I should give you the opportunity to enjoy the 1982 trailer for yourself . . .
Cheesy and over-dramatic as it may seem now, apparently, THIS was the film that paved the way for all of the CGI graphics and high tech special effects we take for granted today. It also spawned a commercial EMPIRE, including a line of toys;
a cavalcade of super sexy fan geeks;
and, perhaps, most importantly, a video arcade game featuring lots of PRETTY COLORS . . . and . . . not much else.
But, believe it or not, all this 80’s themed goodness, is NOT what prompted my interest in Tron Legacy. Rather, it was my, way too late, introduction to THIS GUY . . .
Meet Garrett Hedlund, age 25,who will be starring alongside Jeff Bridges in the NEW Tron Legacy. Although the actor has been mistakenly tauted as a “newcomer” by members of the American press, he’s not. Here’s a picture of Garrett in the 2004 film Friday Night Lights (on which the successful NBC TV series of the same name was based).
And here’s a picture of Garrett chilling with Mark Wahlberg and Tyrese, on the set of the 2005 film Four Brothers.
Here’s a picture of Garrett in that Ridiculously Bad Lindsay Lohan movie, Georgia Rule (although, I imagine he would prefer we just forgot about that one . . . ).
“Hey, baby! I’m thirsty! How’d ya like to pour some beer on my SCRAM bracelet!”
Finally, here’s a screencap of Garrett taken by yours truly from the Tron Legacy trailer that aired during the movie, Inception. It was this picture that prompted me to fall in love with Garrett, and, eventually, write this blog post . . .
But, perhaps you aren’t as shallow as I am. And the appearance of Garrett alone isn’t enough to make you see this film.
I know, Monkey. It doesn’t make sense to me either . . .
Well, it also stars the Olivia Wilde, a.k.a. that enviably attractive, intimidatingly cool, and unfairly talented lady, of House and The O.C. fame.
Remember that time when she made out with Mischa Barton?
But Tron Legacy not only has a stellar cast, it’s also absolutely destined to have an amazing soundtrack! After all, Disney hired none other than Daft Punk to pen the film’s score.
Now, even if electronic music is not really your thing (and, I admit, it’s not usually mine), you have to appreciate the talent of a band like Daft Punk. Technologic remains my favorite workout song of all time! Try listening to this song and NOT getting pumped up. (Note: I WOULD have embedded the video for Technologic in this post, but the creepy Robo-Baby in it scares me. Click on the link, and you’ll see what I mean . . .)
Another cool Daft Punk song is Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger. Unlike Technologic, this one has a very cool, non-scary, music video accompanying it. Therefore, I will post it here for your viewing pleasure:
Along with a fabulous soundtrack, to promote the film, Disney will also be releasing a brand new, slightly less rainbow-y, video game, entitled Tron Evolution, as well as some brand new toys!
Most notable, among of the toys, of course, is the Sam Flynn / Garrett Hedlund ACTION FIGURE!
Sexiness that fits in your pocket!
Now THAT’S something I’d buy!
As for the trailer itself, it’s pretty intense.
“Look at me! I’m intense!’
The basic premise of the film is that Garrett’s character, Sam Flynn, enters into the computerized world of the first film to retrieve his father, Computer Genius, Kevin Flynn (Jeff Bridges), who he hasn’t seen in 20-years. And, let me tell you, they’ve got some good botox in Computer World, because the first time we see “The Dude” in the trailer, he looks like THIS . . .
But then, later in the film, the Botox must wear off, because he starts looking like this . . .
So, without further adieu, the trailer for Tron Legacy . . .
Not enough Tron Legacy goodness for you? You can catch the other two released trailers for the film here and here. You can also learn more about the film, here.
Tron Legacy hits theaters December 17, 2010. Will YOU see it?