Nice knowing ya, Rosie! Well . . . actually . . . it wasn’t all that nice. But to rank on the dead is just in poor taste. Don’t ya think?
Welcome back, fellow Fangbangers! How excited are you to have TVD back on your weekly TV viewing schedule? Because I’m positively THRILLED!
Tonight’s mid-season premiere episode DEFINITELY did not disappoint! The entire hour was JAM PACKED with massive makeout sessions (there were THREE!), major betrayals (Who’d have thought Jules would end up being a scarier super villain than Old Vampire Elijah?), suspense, oodles of sexual tension, and LOTS of dead bodies (I think this may have been the bloodiest episode in TVD history!).
But perhaps, most importantly, this episode showcased the PHENOMENON that is Ian Somerhalder. Damon Salvatore broke my heart, and RIPPED IT OUT, many times over, throughout this episode. And his final scene positively stopped my heart.
Would someone PLEASE give this man an Emmy? PLEASE!
So, what are we waiting for? Let’s RIP into this recap. Shall we?
(By the way, Katherine was no where to be found, anywhere in the episode. Bonnie and Jeremy were missing too, for that matter. Very strange . . .)
Worst Camping Trip EVER!
Question: Which TVD character would you most want to go on a camping trip with? Answer: Not JULES!
The episode begins with Jules waking up stark naked in the forest. “Well THAT sounds like a FUN Camping Trip,” you say! Ummm . . . yeah, but not when you wake up naked next to a HEAPING PILE OF GROSS DEAD BODIES AND DISMEMBERED LIMBS!
Realizing that her werewolf self must have REALLY gone off her diet last night (Campers are SO fattening!), Jules begins the process of torching the place, to destroy all evidence of her binge. But when a park ranger arrives on the scene, Jules knows she has to think fast. So she rushes into the bloody tent and starts fake crying about how “A Werewolf ate all my friends! Boo HOO HOO Wahhhh!”
Helpful Mr. Park Ranger decides to help “Poor Defenseless Jules” by “calling in the accident [to the local police].” BAD MOVE! Within a second, Jules has wacked Ranger Rick to death, with some nearby wood . . . and NOT in a good way. See what I mean about this episode being a BLOODBATH? We haven’t even SEEN the opening title card yet, and already there are approximately five dead bodies (4 campers, and one now-headless ranger).
(Something tells me there’s going to be some HEAVY competition for the Senseless Death Award tonight!)
Stefan rewards fans for surviving the hiatus, by taking off his shirt . . .
So, BEFORE the title card, we get LOTS of death and destruction, and within 30-seconds after it, we get a HALF-NAKED Salvatore! You’ve gotta hand it to those TVD writers! They sure know how to give us girls what we want! Elena is greeted by Shirtless Stefan in his bedroom at La Casa de Rich and Awesome. And, because she cares deeply about us fans and our SUPREME case of Vampire Love Deprivation, she takes FULL advantage of the situation, by pulling him in for a sexy kiss. (Wouldn’t you?)
Now, if this was DAMON, said kiss would be IMMEDIATELY followed by a raunchy sex scene of EPIC PROPORTIONS. But this is the “Sensible Vampire Brother.” And so Stefan decides he and Elena should “talk” instead. “I’m going to totally ruin the mood, aren’t I?” Stefan notes wisely, as he PUTS HIS SHIRT BACK ON.
Mood = Ruined
In typical Sensible Stefan fashion, he would like talk to Elena about her Bad Life Decisions. Specifically, Stefan is concerned about the Bad Life Decision, that caused Elena to “get in bed” with Elijah (See what I did there?), in order to, presumably, save the rest of the Scooby Gang from suffering Death by Santa Klaus . . .
Elena wryly notes all the times STEFAN has put HIS life in danger, to save her. Speaking of putting one’s life in danger, it appears that both Elena and Stefan have been taking daily shots of vervain together, which is not nearly as fun as “shots of tequila” . . .
The purpose of this exercise is two-fold. First, they want to provide Elena protection from ALL the evil vampires that will inevitably try to kill her throughout the rest of the season. Second, they want Stefan to build up a vervain tolerance, a la Vampire Katherine. Speaking of Vampire Katherine, Elena is postively THRILLED that her doppelganger is still locked away in that tomb. However, she can’t, for the life of her, understand how Elijah was able to COMPEL her to stay there . . . her being . . . you know . . . a blood sucker and all.
Recalling his “conversation” with Vampire Katherine from the previous episode . . .
I wish my “conversations” went more like this . . .
. . . Stefan notes that Elena’s Bad Mommy Isobel would be the best person to provide Stefan with the Cliff Notes version of the Original Vampires for Dummies Handbook.
“Remember ME, b*tches?”
Elena HATES the idea of Stefan getting involved with her Mommy Dearest. And yet, since she’s “in bed” with Elijah, she really doesn’t have the right to complain about who Stefan chooses to “hang out with,” now does she?
Tell Me Lies. Tell Me Sweet Little Lies.
You know how, when you ask your boyfriend if “these pants make you look fat,” you’re really asking him to lie through his teeth, to make you feel better? Well, apparently, the same goes for vampires Gnarly Grotesque Werewolf Bites. When we first reunite with Damon, after a TOO LONG HIATUS . . .
Man, I LOVE this GIF!
. . . he is playing Doctor Feel Good to an increasingly weepy
Man Stealer Rose, who is waxing poetic about her LONG, LONG, LONG, LONG life. Clearly feeling generous with his compliments, Damon compares Rose to a fine wine, which, if you think about it, is really just a nice way of saying you’re an Old Hag. When Rose notes that perhaps her time has come to die (Oh, it HAS, honey! It definitely has!), Damon chastizes her for being a Negative Nelly. “If you are going to keep being maudlin, I’ll kill you myself, just to put ME out of your misery.” (Foreshadowing much?)
Doctor Damon then prescribes Rose some tasty vampire blood. (“Drink a cup of this, and call me in the morning.”) Rose announces that she thinks the blood is helping her back wound. But when Damon goes to investigate, it looks like TOTAL CRAP!
“That is one SERIOUSLY UGLY back!”
And yet, having 140 plus years of practice at being the boyfriend of COUNTLESS girls (and then eating them, of course), Damon knows well enough that Rose wants him to lie through her teeth. “It looks better!” He fibs. “And for the record, those pants don’t make you look fat AT ALL!”
Enter Elena . . . Damon wants HER to lie about Rose’s gnarly back too!
“Oh that sh*t is just GROSS!
That’s what you get for screwing with My Man, HO!”
Elena has come to ask Damon to talk Stefan OUT of contacting Isobel, because she thinks Elijah won’t like it. Apparently, at some point, during the hiatus, Elena has become Elijah’s b*tch, in more ways than one. But Damon AGREES with Stefan about getting help from Isobel. (Hmmmm . . . I wonder why!)
So, Damon’s not going to help Elena. But he wants Elena to help HIM, by playing nursemaid to Brokeback Rose, while he heads out on the town. “Elena is a do-gooder. It’s in her nature. She can’t resist,” remarks Damon. (Awww! He so luuuuuuuuves her!)
Before Damon can leave, however, Elena pulls him aside. She wants him to talk about his FEELINGS
because she luuuuuves him. You see, Elena understands Damon, and knows that he’s affected by Rose’s upcoming demise. Damon, however, isn’t quite ready to let Elena into his screwed up psyche again, not after what happened that LAST time . . .
“I luuuuve you. It’s just too bad you can’t remember that. Because we could have really great sex, if you did.”
“Death happens. The sooner she dies, the better,” explains Damon. (Awwww, Damon! I agree. But we all know you don’t really feel that way about your F*ck Buddy! And the sooner you accept those feelings, the better!)
But Damon’s right. All this death stuff is getting kind of maudlin. It’s time for a change of scenery. Don’t you think?
It’s Barbecue Time!
Given that the first 10 minutes of the episode feature a series of dismembered bodies going up in flames, and a gross-out shot of Rose’s charred and bitten back, I’d say the fact that Mystic Falls’ Event of the Week is a Barbecue is a wee bit inappropriate. Don’t you?
No matter though. Everything is all rainbows and cute puppies, when Caroline runs into Tyler (who is looking positively adorable in his football uniform, by the way) for the first time since, well . . . THIS . . .
Caroline, ever the cheerleader, is all peppy and friendly, as she congratulates Tyler on a a job well done, during Baby’s First Were Transformation. “Last night was a victory. Let’s take it!” Caroline exclaims. “So, what do you say we have a little Victory Party in your bed?”
Tyler, though slightly “sore” from the previous night’s adventures (hint, hint, wink, wink) clearly feels a lot of gratitude toward Caroline for helping him through this difficult time, and tells her as much. “I don’t know what I would have done if you hadn’t been there,” he remarks.
Though their dialogue may seem benign enough, the whole scene is just CHARGED with delicious sexual tension. Caroline keeps tilting her head to the side flirtatiously, blinking compulsively, grinning from ear to ear, and giggling like a school girl. She also can’t stop staring at Tyler’s mouth.
Can you blame her?
For his part, Tyler is looking at Caroline adoringly, his head cocked toward her, like she’s the most beautiful Baby Vamp in the world. And he’s SMILING! Tyler NEVER SMILES! It’s enough to make me want to run through the television screen, rip off both of their clothes, and tell the two of them to JUST DO IT ALREADY!
So, it’s kind of depressing that Caroline has to ruin the mood, by telling Tyler that he sort of, kind of, almost killed her last night. “It’s no big deal, really. But . . . one bite, and it’s curtains for me,” Caroline notes nonchalantly.
Tyler wisely inquires as to how Caroline knew about the Legend of the Were Bite. But Caroline demurs, asserting that she must have “read it somewhere.” (Werewolf Bites for Dummies, perhaps?) Unfortunately, before Tyler can piece together the extent of the sacrifice Caroline made for him, Matt arrives and cock blocks him . . .
Caroline immediately starts babbling about how “there’s nothing between [her] and Tyler.” And, you know what? Me thinks thou protest WAYYYY too much! But Matt doesn’t notice, of course. Because Matt doesn’t really notice ANYTHING . . . ever.
To prove this, he starts telling Caroline what a sublimely HONEST person she is, and how refreshing it is that she never keeps anything from him.
Yeah, Caroline. It was pretty hilarious, wasn’t it?
Matt then tells her, he’s not happy about the “way things are between them.” (You mean because she’s in love with your best friend, Matt?) To prove, just how NOT happy Matt is, he plants a long wet one on Caroline. It was the third hottest kiss of the evening. #2 went to Stefan and Elena, from earlier in the episode. Number 1 is on it’s way . . . (How’s that for subtle foreshadowing? ;))
And how does Caroline respond to said kiss? Well, she runs away, of course. You see Matt? Werewolf Tyler tried to literally bite her head off in a dungeon, and she STAYED. You made out with her for five seconds, and she LEFT. That should probably tell you something. . . .
Doing Damon’s Dirty Work (Sounds Kinky!)
So, Team Bad Ass is back!
Well . . . sort of. I love how Alaric went from being Damon’s mortal enemy, to Damon’s ass-kicking buddy, to Damon’s b*tch in a matter of half a season. We see Mr. Chunky Monkey himself . . .
. . . lounging at the Only Bar / Social Establishment in Mystic Falls . . . again. (See, that’s one thing Damon and Alaric will always have in common, Alcoholism.) Alaric’s mission, should he choose to accept it, is to call Damon, when Evil Werewolf Jules arrives back at the bar. And arrive she has! Stefan has also arrived at the bar. And though he chastizes Alaric for
getting Dirty with Damon doing Damon’s dirty work, he too has a favor to ask the Scooby Gang Errand boy. Specifically, he wants Isobel’s digits.
The Awkward Moment when the boyfriend of your Slutty Vampire Ex’s kid asks for your Ex’s number, so the two of them can hook up.
Alaric honestly doesn’t seem all that keen on Stefan contacting Isobel. But, being the good Errand Boy he is, he promises to text Stefan with Isobel’s updated contact information, once he is able to track it down.
Rose Goes Batsh*t Crazy – Take 1
Bed head and pasty face . . . NOT a good look for you, Rose.
Meanwhile, back at La Casa de Rich and Awesome, things are getting hot and heavy between Nurse Elena and bed-ridden Rose. For starters, they are hanging out in the Very Special Place where EVERY TVD viewer wants to be . . . DAMON’S BEDROOM!
Rose makes me like her a little more (a VERY little bit, mind you) when she forces Elena to admit that she’s massively turned on by being in Damon’s bedroom, and shocked that it’s not quite the Love Shack she expected it to be. Elena was secretly hoping that Damon invested in silk sheets
(MUCH better for screwing!). No matter though, Elena. I strongly suspect that Damon will BURN his bedsheets, now that Rose and her cooties have been in them. His next pair will DEFINITELY be silk, for YOU.
Rose also forces Elena to see how lucky she is that two hot vampires LOVE her. (Thank you Captain Obvious!) She then chastizes her new Nurse for getting involved with Elijah, and risking her precious human life. “You really are determined to die, aren’t you? Rose inquires. (Woah, Rosie’s on a roll!)
But then, suddenly Rose gets all loopy, and starts mumbling about the horses. Next thing you know, she’s choking on blood, and spitting up. So, Elena rushes to get her glass of water. But when she returns, the Man Stealer is gone!
OK . .. I spoke too soon. She’s not gone. She’s just behind Elena, looking LIKE A CRAZED LUNATIC!
Rose pushes Elena up against a wall, and starts rambling on about how this is all HER fault. Elena holds her ground, forcefully reminding Rose that she is ELENA, not Katherine. Eventually, Rose snaps out of it, and starts blubbering about how sorry she is for trying to MURDER Elena, after having just told the poor girl not to risk her life. “Don’t be scared of me!” Rose insists, as she heads back to bed. (Worst . . . advice . . . ever!)
Back at the Only Bar / Social Establishment in Mystic Falls . . .
Salvatore Brothers Unite / Damon and Jules engage in a pissing contest
While he is waiting for his hot older brother Stefan gets a text from Alaric, including Isobel’s new number. He rings her up, and leaves her a message.
“Yo Izzie! It’s me, Stef! Heeyyyyy! We should totally meet up! Drink some bunnies, talk about how we can control Elena’s life — it will be just like old times!”
When Damon arrives, all smouldering and angry, and sexy, Stefan tries to calm him down long enough to talk about his “feelings” regarding Rose’s probable demise. (Am I the only one noticing a pattern here?) “I’m FINE!” Damon exclaims, which, by the way, is the Official Motto of the NOT Fine.
Stefan kindly reminds Pissy Damon that the Only Bar / Social Establishment in Mystic Falls is unusually crowded today. (Doesn’t anybody work or go to school in this town?) So, ripping Werewolf Jules’ spleen out of her throat here would probably be ill advised. (But A LOT OF FUN!) Damon then confronts Jules, and asks for a Werewolf Bite Cure, in exchange for her getting to keep her spleen. It’s not much of a bargain really, and Jules tells him as much.
“Spleens aren’t essential organs, anyway. So there!”
Jules tells Damon that the only way to “cure” Rapid Vampire Zombie Rose is to drive her stake through her heart, which we all pretty much already knew. She then tells Damon to bite her, before stalking out like the Evil People Eater she is.
“You want me to bite you, Jules? Well, that can be arranged . . .”
Meanwhile, back at La Casa de Rich and Awesome . . .
Rose Goes Batshit Crazy – Take 2
Someone get this chick a bib . . . and a muzzle!
Elena has kindly brought Rose some fresh bed sheets. (I bet they aren’t silk though!) However, when she returns to Damon’s bedroom . . . SURPRISE . . . Rose is gone again! (Honestly, I’m not sure why they didn’t chain that b*tch to the bed, the first time.) Unfortunately, Elena doesn’t have Evil Zombie Vampire GPS, so she tries the next best thing. She calls Damon.
“Get the f*&k home you, Bloodsucking Bastard! Your Lunatic Screw Toy is TRYING TO KILL ME!”
Elena finds Rose stuffing her face with Damon’s and Stefan’s soccer mom blood stash. When Elena confronts Rose, she GOES NUTS! (Must be a Closet Eater!) Looking bloody, gross and nauseating, Decrepit Zombie Rose chases Elena through the house. And suddenly, this has gone from The Vampire Diaries to Dawn of the Dead 2: Electric Boogalo0. When Elena opened her curtains and let the Sunscreen Ring-free Rose’s skin get burned by the sun, I CHEERED FOR JOY! (She deserved it, dammit!)
But then, Elena DUG HER NAILS in Rose’s gross werewolf wound! And, I must admit, I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Elena then wisely holes herself up in Damon’s study. Dimwitted Rose never seemed like much of a reader. So, Elena feels safe there. Through the door, Rose starts apologizing to Elena, and telling her she “won’t try to kill her again. She promises.” (Yeah, Elena! And if you believe that I have a Statue of Liberty I’d like to sell you for real cheap!)
Fear not, though. Because Elena is smarter than I sometimes give her credit for. And she doesn’t trust that Rapid Zombie Vamp for a second!
When Elena finally finds the courage to leave the study, armed with a stake, she runs into Damon. “Where’s Rose?” He inquires, clearly concerned.
“Why, she’s at the Mystic Falls barbecue, gnawing on a janitor, of course,” replies Elena. . .(or, at least, that’s what she WOULD reply, if she actually KNEW what Rose was doing).
Civil Service is a MIGHTY dangerous occupation in Mystic Falls. Random Janitor guy, this award’s for you!
Matt Donovan, “You Can’t HANDLE the TRUTH!”
Also at the barbecue, is a decidedly less Bloody Matt, who wants to know why Caroline ran away from his tongue kisses, and what exactly she’s hiding from him.
“Watch this, Matt! Maybe it will help!”
A tearful Caroline tells Matt that she loves him, which, if you didn’t know she was a vampire, would probably seem like the biggest non-sequitur ever! Fortunately, before Caroline is forced to explain herself, Matt gets distracted by a Shiny Cheerleader seeking Hamburgers. So, Caroline takes that opportunity to escape.
“You Went on a Murderous Rampage. It Happens!”
Damon and Elena find Rose, at the barbecue, eventually. But not until AFTER she kills YET another unsuspecting Mystic Falls resident, by breaking in to the roof of her CAR! Rose feels kind of guilty for all the eating she’s been doing (PIG!) But Damon, ever the non-judgmental f*ck buddy, doesn’t seem to be bothered by it. “You went on a murderous rampage. It happens,” he assures her.
Back in bed, Rose starts monologuing about the joys of humanity, and how Elena, should appreciate her life, and blah, blah, blah . . . I just fell asleep typing that sentence . . .
Damon tells Elena to leave, and does a bit of Inception Mind F*king on Rose, placing her in a dreamy version of her home village, where she lived when she was human. Rose has long crimped 80’s hair now, and a fugly floor-length blue dress. It’s all very Little House on the Prairie. Rose and Damon have a perfectly idyllic time together in dream land, racing through the fields, reminiscing about old times. Meanwhile, in the REAL WORLD, Damon is cradling a sleeping Rose, with a stake poised at her chest. And he is CRYING . . .
Damon hesitates a bit. This is clearly hard for him. But eventually, he stakes Rose. It’s a mercy killing, really . . . She was in pain. And she was PAINFUL to watch. Now we have ALL been put out of our misery . . . well, except for Damon. And he’s miserable enough for all of us!
Damon drives Rose’s body out to Sheriff Forbes, who has been compelled to forget that he’s a vampire. So, she thanks him profusely for keeping the town “safe” from vampires, and bids him adieu. When he arrives back at La Casa de Rich and Awesome, Elena is waiting there for him.
Elena understands Damon in a way that nobody else does, not even Stefan. And she knows he’s hurting. Damon, however, is not willing to admit his pain to the woman he loves . . . yet. “You want to hear that I cared about Rose. I didn’t”
“I don’t believe that,” Elena presses. “You feel something.”
“I feel it, and it SUCKS,” Damon admits. “Especially, because it was supposed to be me.”
“You feel guilty,” Elena notes. “You are so close [to humanity]. You can’t give up.”
At this point, Damon fires back at Elena, telling her what everybody else has been thinking, ever since she made that fateful deal with Elijah. “All you’ve DONE is give up!” (And then again . . . perhaps, Damon’s talking about Elena giving up on her romantic feelings for HIM! Yeah, that’s probably just wishful thinking on my part.)
“Go home, Elena,” Damon repeats sadly. “I’ve had enough doom, gloom, and personal growth for one night.”
“OK,” Elena relents.
She then turns to leave, but not before turning toward him, and offering him a sweet and powerful embrace. Their eyes lock for a moment, and volumes of thoughts and emotions are exchanged in a single glance. For a moment, it looks like they might kiss. But it wouldn’t be the right time, not now. Instead, Damon puts his head on Elena’s shoulder and allows himself a few quiet sobs. It’s touching, and beautiful. And I only wish it lasted longer . . .
Speaking of scenes I wish lasted longer . . .
Hallelujah! It’s a Forwood Ambush KISS!
Remember earlier, when I was ranking the episode’s steamiest kisses? Here comes #1!
When Caroline arrives home from the Barbecue, Tyler is waiting for her on her porch.
“We need to talk,” Tyler opens.
(Usually, those are words signifying BAD NEWS. But that’s not so, here.)
“Why would you risk it?” Tyler asks, referring of course to the couple’s night of hot passion, and Tyler’s poisonous teeth.
Caroline downplays the extent of her sacrifice for Tyler, explaining simply, that he needed help, and she was there. But Tyler is not so easily convinced. He senses that Caroline has some romantic feelings for him, ones that mirror his own. And, so he presses further. “I don’t understand you, Caroline!”
Caroline can’t take it anymore. Overwhelmed with emotion, she lashes out at the Baby Wolf. “Why is it so hard for you to let people help you . . . to let someone care? Well, I’m sorry Tyler, but I cared. I care about you.”
And that’s all Tyler needs to hear. He rushes to Caroline, and presses her up against the wall, holding her face, and kissing her passionately. No longer able to control her emotions, she kisses him back with an intensity and fervor, she never knew was possible before. ( Intense Nights Spent in a Dungeon with a Hot Naked Boy can do that do a girl.) And yet, I had to wonder, whether, if a Werewolf Bite could kill a vampire, what would a Werewolf Hickey do?
Caroline must be thinking about this too, which is why she pulls away from Tyler.
Baby’s first Vampire-gasm
“We can’t do that,” she exclaims.
Rather than argue with her, Tyler actually apologizes, which makes me love him even more.
“Everybody needs to stop kissing me!” Caroline whines, as she rushes into the house.
(Coincidentally, Caroline, if you ever get tired of all that pesky kissing, I’d be MORE than happy to take your place. Just sayin’)
Evil Jules Does the UNTHINKABLE
His heart still filled with love, and his tongue still covered in sweet vampire saliva, Tyler heads toward the Only Bar / Social Establishment in Mystic Falls to meet up with Jules, who seems to have been there ALL FRIGGIN DAY. (Just what Mystic Falls needs! Another Alchy!) Jules doesn’t waste any time, clawing her way into Tyler’s head. Within a matter of about a minute, she’s dropped about five bombshells on the poor werewolf. And here they are:
(1) She knows about him and Caroline, and their (True Natures)
(2) Uncle Mason is DEAD.
(3) Caroline may have played a role in his demise.
(4) Mystic Falls is crawling with vampires, and Caroline is in league with them.
(5) Mystic Falls will soon be crawling with werewolves like Jules and Tyler.
Poor Tyler! It seems Damon isn’t the only TVD guy in serious need of a hug!
Speaking of unwanted guests invading Mystic Falls, did I mention that Creepy Uncle / Father John is back in town?
Hmmmm . . . I wonder if Elena’s less than proud papa is going to ask Jeremy for his Ring of Immortality back, now that vampires will most likely be trying to kill him again . . .
Damon has an Emotional Breakthrough (and Breakdown)
A highly distraught, emotional, and . . . you guessed it . . . WASTED, Damon is lying around in the middle of an abandoned road, when an unlikely driver comes upon him. Her name is Jessica, and she is definitely in for a ROUGH NIGHT!
Damon compels Jessica to stand still, but doesn’t compel her to be calm, which would have made things much more pleasant for her, I think. He needs someone to talk to, and she’s there for him, whether she wants to be, or not. He is lost . . . metaphorically, and existentially . .. and she . . . a human, and a female, represents the crux of his existential crisis.
Elena’s words to him about him being “so close” to humanity are clearly on Damon’s mind, when he says, “All I’ve got is trouble . . . I’ve got a secret . . . I can’t be what SHE wants me to be . . . This is who I am,” Damon cries.
He is unhinged, and more emotional than we have EVER seen him before. (It’s heartbreaking and fascinating to watch. And if Ian Somerhalder doesn’t get an Emmy nomination for it, I will personally drive down to the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences and give them a piece of my mind. Anybody with me?)
Jessica pleads with Damon for her life. “Are you going to hurt me?” She whispers.
“I’m not sure,” he replies truthfully. “I’m NOT HUMAN . . . and I miss it . . . more than anything. That’s my Big Secret,” admits Damon, his voice choked by tears.
He then sets Jessica free, and the viewers breathe a sigh of relief. But, in typical TVD fashion, just when we think we’ve got it all figured out, EVERYTHING CHANGES. Moments after Damon let’s the girl go, he rushes her, and kills her. His bloody face filled with pain and remorse, once he’s done.
(“You went on a murderous rampage. It happens!”)
As we focus on Damon’s vamped out visage, the music playing in the background, creepily belts out the words “Who’s next?” as the screen fades to black.
Next week’s presumably werewolf-centric episode, entitled “Daddy Issues,” promises some tough times between Hot Couple, Tyler and Caroline, as the Bany Werewolf begins to question the Baby Vamp’s loyalties and true intentions. Oh, and Elena seems to be wearing an ABNORMALLY high PONYTAIL. What’s up with that?
You can watch the EXTENDED preview for the episode, here:
So, what did you think folks? Did you enjoy The Descent? Were you as NOT sorry to see Rose go, as I was? Do you want to KILL Jules for turning Tyler against Caroline, as much as I do? The comment section is all yours, my fello Fangbangers!