I SEE YOU!
They say that the “Eyes are the window to the Soul.” And that may very well be true . . . But, lately, I’ve come to realize that a nice pair of peepers might very well be a window into something else . . .
(Get it? Because when I look at guys with beautiful eyes . . . nevermind.)
There’s just something about an actor with really large, intense, and expressive eyes that makes you fall instantly in love with whatever character he’s playing. You’ll fall for him, regardless of what selfish, evil, dumb, or generally douchebaggy thing he happens to be doing at the time. Because even when the character is behaving badly, his eyes make him look like he’s feeling really guilty about it . . . Or, maybe they don’t make him look guilty at all. But you’re so charmed by those pretty irises, you just plain don’t give a damn!
Today, I’d like to honor (in no particular order) some fabulous television actors, whose mesmeric eyes have the power to make me forgive them for all their evil deeds, and, occasionally, make me forget my own name . . .
[Note: As always, not all the YouTube clips included in this post are embedding-enabled. So, if you want to watch them all (and I HIGHLY recommend that you do!) just click on those internal links, and AWAY YOU GO! :)]
(1) Ian Somerhalder (Damon Salvatore from The Vampire Diaries)
If you thought that I would be capable of writing an entire blog post about TV Eyes, without including Ian Somerhalder somewhere in it, you’ve clearly never read this blog before. (WELCOME, New Friend! :)) In his role as Damon Salvatore, Ian’s eyes literally have the power to make thousands of women do his bidding. (And I’m not just talking about the Fangirls at home, either . . .)
And yet, even without all that vampire mind control magic behind them, Ian’s eyes still have a very sensual power that’s entirely their own.
With them, he can charm you . . .
. . . or make you fall in love . . .
. . . or make you cower in fear . . .
. . . or break your heart . . .
Not bad for a single day’s work, right?
Cheers, You SEXY BEAST!
(2) Alexander Skarsgard (Eric Northman from True Blood)
Unlike Damon Salvatore, True Blood vampire, Eric Northman doesn’t have the luxury of simply using his hypnotic eyes to get a drink, save his loved ones, or get the girl. After all, he’s the SHERIFF of AREA FIVE! He’s got a community to run . . . a business to keep afloat . . .
. . . a “child” to keep in line . . .
. . . and enemies to vanquish . . .
But that doesn’t mean our favorite Viking Vampire can’t have a little fun along the way . . .
This is a guy who understands his power over women, and KNOWS how to use his eyes to get what he wants . . .
But with stares like these, can you really blame women (and men) from becoming puddy, under his gaze?
I’ll take your silence as a “NO” . . . 😉
(3) Jensen Ackles (Dean Winchester from Supernatural)
Dean Winchester may not be a vampire — like his eye-catching compadres, Damon and Eric — but he has staked a few of them, in his day!
If demons spy these intensely determined baby blues heading their way, they better run FAST! Because Dean Winchester has a Take No Prisoners attitude, when it comes to protecting his family, and a No Tolerance Policy when it comes to EEEEEVVIL! He’s tough. He’s snarky, He’s super BAD ASS! And yet, he’s very HUMAN.
So, when Deam falters, or cries, or when those big saucer-sized eyes of his beg you for forgiveness, it will melt your heart . . .
(4) Mark Salling (Noah “Puck” Puckerman from Glee)
Noah “Puck” Puckerman doesn’t DO vampires. He isn’t one. He doesn’t fight them. And I strongly suspect that he thinks that the entire Twilight series is for pussies. And yet Puck shares one very important thing in common with undead bloodsuckers and debonair demon fighters. His sexy eyes have power. And they MEAN BUSINESS!
Oh, and Puck can do something those supernatural boys CAN’T! He can SING! Check out how Puck’s Eye-F*cking /Neil Diamond-crooning combination makes the typically uptight Rachel Berry turn to complete mush, in this next clip . . .
(5) David Boreanaz (Seeley Booth from Bones)
Lest you brown-eyed girls and boys think this article is biased toward men with eyes of blue and green, I’ve included a smoky eyed gentleman in this list, for your personal viewing pleasure. We first met David Boreanaz as that bleeding-heart romantic bloodsucker with a soul, Angel, on Buffy the Vampire Slayer . . .
A few years later, “Angel” got his own show. As a result, Boreanaz’s chestnut-colored orbs were rewarded with significantly more screen time, to meet their brood and smoulder needs.
Then after years (centuries?) of traversing in the Land of the Undead, Boreanaz was converted to “mere mortal” status, when he landed the role of FBI Agent Seely Booth on the crime procedural show Bonens. Sure, Booth might not be as dark, broody, murderous or tormented as the eye candy previously mentioned on this list, but that doesn’t mean he’s not a catch!
*clears throat, loosens collar*
Booth is smart, tough, funny, a tiger in the bedroom, a charmer with the ladies, and a major fan of Classic Rock. Did I mention he wears cool socks?
Woah, he has a Magic 8 Ball on his desk TOO? I really have to start watching this show!
And if all that hasn’t sold you yet, this next clip most certainly will. (And remember, focus on the EYES . . . just the EYES! ;))
(6) Julian Morris (Wren from Pretty Little Liars)
Julian Morris and those GORGEOUS peepers of his have been breaking my heart ALL YEAR! I first encountered him in the role of Wren on Pretty Little Liars . . .
*Sigh* He was just so ADORABLE . . .
and CHARMING . . .
and BRITISH . . .
and GOOD AT GIVING BACK RUBS!
And then, suddenly . . . POOF . . . he was GONE!
Then Julian Morris landed a role on the new ABC mockumentary, My Generation . . .
. . . which got canceled after two episodes . . .
And so, with Pretty Little Liars returning to ABC Family in January, I would like to use this part of my post as an unofficial plea to bring Julian Morris’ eyes back to my TV! Consider the following clip as evidence in support of my argument . . .
So cheesy, and yet, so VERY HOT!
(7) Chace Crawford (Nate Archibald from Gossip Girl)
Dear, Sweet, Nate Archibald! Of all the scheming, conniving, lying and backstabbing characters on Gossip Girl, he is probably the most innocent and honest (some would say naive). Sure, he was born with the proverbial silver spoon in his mouth. But that doesn’t make Nate arrogant, or cocky, or shallow . . .
At his core, Nate is a bleeding heart. He values honesty and friendship. But, above all else, Nate values romance. And to understand the extent of Nate’s innocence, kindness, and capacity for puppy love, all one needs to do, is look into those translucent baby blue eyes of his . . .
Admittedly, Nate’s probably not the smartest guy on this list. But he’s definitely one of the sweetest.
(8 ) Michael Pitt (Jimmy Darmody from Boardwalk Empire)
By the time I started watching Michael Pitt as the Ivy League college kid, turned grizzled war veteran, turned hardened gangster, Jimmy Darmody on Boardwalk Empire, he and I were already rather well acquainted . . . After all, he was the guileless freshman football player, Henry, who won Jaded Jen Lindley’s heart on Dawson’s Creek . . .
Then, I got to see even MORE of him in the admittedly bizarre, but compulsively watchable, independent film The Dreamers, during which Pitt spent most of the film’s two-plus-hour running time butt naked, and engaged in kinky sex with an odd, but very attractive brother / sister duo . . .
I bet your wishing YOU saw it now, huh?
(I also saw him in M. Night Shlamalamadingdong’s AWFUL film The Village. But we need not bring up such atrocities. This is a TRIBUTE post, after all.)
Please, don’t shoot me! I promise not to bring it up again!
When I revisited Pitt a few years later, in the role of Jimmy Darmody, I was impressed by how much he had grown, both as a human, and as an actor . . .
Who knew that cute little twerp, Henry, would grow up to be such a Rockin’ Bad ASS?
Yet, through all that growth and change, and despite all the diverse roles that comprise Michael Pitt’s impressive repertoire
The Village, notwithstanding, one thing that remains a constant are his boyishly innocent puppy dog eyes . . .
. . . even when those eyes are looking at you, like they want to put a cap in your ass . . .
(Warning: The following clip contains violence and offensive language.
But it’s REALLY AWESOME! Viewer discretion advised.)
After all, if your life is destined to be cut short by a cold-hearted gangster, staring into those cobalt blue globes is definitely the way to go. I mean, it could be worse . . . Your last vision could end up being THIS . . .
(9) Jesse Williams (Jackson Avery from Grey’s Anatomy)
OK . . . so you’ve just been shot by Jimmy Darmody, and lived to tell the tale. But now you have to go to the hospital. Who’s face would you most like to see peering over you, as you lay half-conscious on the operating table? Because I know what MY answer would be . . .
For me, Jesse William’s Dr. Jackson Avery has been the BEST thing about this season of Grey’s Anatomy, HANDS DOWN! He is brilliant and cocky.
He can be heroic.
And he’s a loyal friend, who is more than willing to punch out the lights of the boy, who treated you badly.
Did I mention that he looks like THIS?
One thing I’ve always liked about Grey’s Anatomy, is that the show NEVER shies away from male objectification. Those Grey’s writers, Boy! When they’ve got it, they FLAUNT IT! In fact, this season, there was an ENTIRE episode dedicated to Jackson Avery’s eyes and body, and their almost vampiric ability to get women to cater to his every whim . . . Not that there’s anything wrong with THAT!
(10) Matt Lanter (Liam Court from 90210)
This brooding bad boy of West Beverly is the Dylan McKay of 90210‘s next generation. Like that other Lusty Lothario, Liam is not exactly the best at vocalizing his feelings. He also has some MAJOR daddy issues, and an intense temper to match.
And yet, beneath all that angst, when it comes to the girls he loves, Liam really is just an old softie . . .
With his supple skin and chameleon-like eyes, who’s hues range from grey to almost purple, Liam definitely has no trouble getting the girls to take notice of him. And what nubile young high school student doesn’t want to reform a Hot Rebel with a Cause? Especially, when he looks like THIS, beneath the sheets . . .
So, there you have it, 10 fabulous TV stars, and 20 amazing and awe-inspiring eyeballs! What more could a TV Fangirl ask for? 😉