Happy New Year, Gossip Girl fans (and, perhaps, more importantly, Chair fans)! 2011 is a brand new year for us fangirls and television lovers! And just because our favorite shows are still in Hibernation Mode, doesn’t mean we have to be! So, rather than nursing our hangovers, and moping about how another year has gone by, I thought it might be nice to spend the first day of the new year with our favorite pair of Upper East Siders . . .
That’s right, boys and girls! It’s Chuck and Blair day, here at TV Recappers Anonymous. And have I got some smoking hot Chair Moments for YOU!
What follows are my picks for the Top Ten Chuck and Blair moments from the first half of Gossip Girl’s Fourth Season . . .
(Note: As always, many of these video clips have not been properly embedded, due to CW copyright restrictions. But you can view them ALL, in their Sexy CB Glory, by simply clicking on the internal links. ;))
10. Chuck sniffs Blair’s “Pie”
Episode: 4 x 05 – “Goodbye, Columbia”
Setting the Scene: Chuck has just declared war on Blair, once again. This time, the breach of peace is Much Ado about Eva, Chuck’s Hooker in Peasant’s Clothing, Ex-Girlfriend. Blair sent her snoozy temporary replacement packing, with the help of a few carefully placed rumors, and an unmatched ability to plant seeds of doubt in Chuck’s head, as to his Sweet Tart’s supposed “virtue.” Since Chuck and academics are like oil and water, Blair mistakenly believes that she will be able to protect herself from battle, by hiding out on campus at Columbia University, where she is currently matriculating. But Chuck has other ideas . . .
CHUCK: “Mmmmm . . . I almost forgot how much I used to enjoy your pie.”
GOSSIP GIRL: “Better batten down the hatches, B. It looks like your Island in the Storm was just hit by a Bass 5 Hurricane.”
Why it Made the List: Nothing turns Chuck and Blair on more than a good-old fashioned War of Wits. And this most recent war between Chuck and Blair was no exception. Observe the way Chuck’s and Blair’s breathing quickens, when they come within a few feet of one another, how their eyes dilate, and the way they repeatedly look at each others’ lips, as they banter with one another. These are textbook signs of sexual attraction.
Let’s not forget the extremely lewd and naughty way, Chuck “sniffs” Blair’s pie. It doesn’t take Freud to figure out what part of the female anatomy that pie represents, or what it means for Chuck’s nose to be in it! In addition to being a sexually significant food in general, pie is a highly symbolic dessert to Chuck’s and Blair’s relationship, in particular.
For Blair, food is an indulgence, one that is directly tied to sexual attraction. Later on in the season, we see Blair attempting to combat her romantic feelings for Chuck, by compulsively scarfing down macaroons. Even later in the season, Blair sends Chuck a pie, to symbolize their continued “friendship” with one another, in spite of a recent breakup.
But food also plays a darker role in Blair’s life. A long-time sufferer of bulimia, pie represents Blair’s struggles with her body image, and sense of self. For Blair, Chuck is like pie. He is seductive, delicious, and makes her hungry for more. But he is also dangerous, and potentially hazardous to her health. And just like with that decadent dessert, once Blair starts induling in Chuck, she often can’t stop . . .
9. The Peace Treaty
Episode: 4 x 07 – “War at the Roses”
Setting the Scene: A few surprisingly eloquent words of warning from Raccoon Zombie Jenny, in the previous episode, caused Chuck and Blair to rethink the mutually destructive nature of the war they had waged against one another. As a result, at the end of that episode, Chuck and Blair informally agreed to a “truce,” via a late night handshake (more on that later). But Chuck’s and Blair’s friends, Nate and Serena, know that a mere handshake is not enough to put out the wildfires perpetually raging between these two soulmates. And so, Nate and Serena stage an intervention of sorts, and attempt to broker a formalized peace treaty between the warring factions.
NATE: “Sooner or later, one of you is going to press the other’s button. And we are going to end up with nothing but cockroaches.”
CHUCK: “I have no objection to order in the kingdom. Let the negotiations begin.”
And much, much later . . .
BLAIR: “Actually, there is one more point I want to negotiate . . . in private. Attorneys are dismissed.”
Why it Made the List: For what was supposed to be a “serious” negotation of a formalized legal agreement, this meeting between Chuck and Blair was pretty darn funny. Kudos to all parties involved, for not breaking into hysterical laughter, or even smirking, as Chuck and Blair discussed which of them was entitled to attend fashion week in Paris, who had access to which strip clubs, and whether Chuck was allowed bed the hostesses at local restaurants that Blair frequented.
All kidding aside, however, this peace treaty showcased some SERIOUSLY sexually tense moments between Chuck and Blair! Observe Chuck’s body language, throughout the negotiations. His fists and jaw are clenched. His nostrils are flared. His lips are pursed. He’s uncharacteristically figety. Chuck Bass is like a BULL IN HEAT! And as for the slow and seductive way that Blair pours and drinks that water from her wine class, while licking her lips — her eyes closed in exaggerated ecstasy? Well, it doesn’t get much more sexual than THAT!
8. Reunited in Paris
Episode: 4 x 02 – “Double Identity”
Setting the Scene: After engaging in bestiality with a Raccoon Zombie, and breaking the heart of the love of his life, Chuck escaped to Prague, where he was shot. To add insult to nearly mortal injury, the engagement ring he had initially purchased for Blair, stolen right out from under his bleeding body. Chuck was then “rescued,” by some blonde chick named Snoozy Eva.
So, filled with Self Hatred was Chuck at the time, that he allowed the world to believe he was dead, and began gallivanting around Europe with Snoozy, under the alias, Henry Prince. Blair, who was vacationing in Paris at the time, learned of his whereabouts from Serena. The Queen B then tracked the Bass-tard down at a Paris train station, in order to deliver to him an important message . . .
BLAIR: “Changing your name doesn’t change who you are.”
CHUCK: “It’s a start . . . a chance to live simply, earn people’s respect, maybe become a person someone could love.”
BLAIR: “Someone did love you . . . And you owe it to her — and everyone else you are leaving behind –not to run away, which is what you are doing . . .”
CHUCK: “Your world would be easier, if I didn’t come back.”
BLAIR: “That’s true. But it wouldn’t be my world, without you in it.”
Why it Made the List: After spending an entire summer wondering whether Chuck Bass was dead or alive, and then suffering through nearly TWO full episodes, without a single moment of interaction between my favorite GG pair, this sweet and quietly heartbreaking scene between Chuck and Blair went a long way toward alleviating my painful symptoms of CB withdrawal. The fact that Blair would be willing to rescue Chuck from his own demons, and convince him to come back to New York City, and reclaim his identity, despite all the pain he had caused her, said volumes about Blair’s strength of character. It also provided me with an ounce of hope for the pair’s future together . . .
And the longing, tear-filled, looks Chuck and Blair exchanged with one another, when she returned to him the engagement ring he thought was gone for ever? Priceless (not to mention, highly symbolic)!
7. The Truce
Episode: 4 x 06 – “Easy J”
Setting the Scene: Earlier on in this post, I made reference to a scene in which Chuck visits Blair late at night, at her home. Chuck arrives, waving the proverbial white flag of peace, after the war between them had escalated to such a point, that both of their lives were at stake. Blair is hestitant to trust Chuck’s offer at first. After all, he has lied to her, and hurt her, so many times in the past. And yet, as Chuck continues to plead his case, the cast iron shell that has formed around Blair’s heart, since the whole Raccoon Zombie Incident, begins to show signs of breaking . . .
CHUCK: “Look, we can keep blaming each other for what happened that night. Or we can admit a harder truth. It was no one’s fault. It was fate — a tragedy . . . Ware holding on to the pain, because it’s all we have left. We don’t have to, we have a choice.”
BLAIR: “Truce . . . you can see yourself out.”
CHUCK: “I know the way . . .”
Why it Made the List: Sure, at times, Chuck and Blair can act like children, with their tendency toward name-calling, silly games, and petty fights. But, when it comes right down to it, these are two old souls, both of whom are wise beyond their years, in so many ways. I loved the maturity with which Chuck and Blair were able to evaluate their past relationship in this intimate moment. It wasn’t about who was right or wrong, or who was to blame for what happened to them. Things simply didn’t work out between them last season. So, why rehash the painful memories?
In this scene, Chuck and Blair took their first tentative steps toward overcoming their past, and building a future together. They came to a mutual understanding that who they were yesterday, doesn’t necessarily have to be who they are tomorrow.
And yet, how much had really changed between them? The obvious electrical current of sexual energy that spread through Chuck’s and Blair’s bodies, as they shook their hands in “truce,” belied their promises to one another that they would never again give in to their mutual romantic desires . . .
6. The Threesome
Episode: 4 x 08 – “Juliet Doesn’t Live Here Anymore”
Setting the Scene: After an intense session of mindblowingly Hot Hate Sex at the end of the previous episode (more on that later), Blair awakens to a VERY happy ending in her bedroom. Count on Cockblock Serena to come barging into the bedroom and spoil the moment, just so that she can babble on (and on and on) about the not particularly interesting “relationship” problems she is currently having with Professor Hot Bod . . .
GOSSIP GIRL: “Morning, Upper East Siders. I hope you had a Good Night Sleep, or at least a Good Night’s Play!”
BLAIR: (while trying to hide her obvious arousal, and Chuck’s “head,” from Serena) “I hate it when the duvet pops up like that.”
CHUCK: “This comforter blocks out so much noise, they could sell it at Bose.”
Why it Made the List: Simply put: watching Blair try to give solid “friendly relationship” advice, while, at the same time, fending off Chuck’s amorous advances, beneath the sheets (which were obviously giving her a tremendous amount of pleasure!) was just good naughty fun! All of us felt Blair’s pain! We ALL wanted Serena to get the heck out of that bedroom FAST, so that Chuck and Blair could finish whatever it was they were doing, before she entered . . .
And NOTHING is hotter than Ed Westwick, when he’s sporting Post Sex Bedhead, while discussing the sound quality of comforters . . .
5. The Breakup
Episode: 4 x 09 – “The Witches of Bushwick”
Setting the Scene: Chuck and Blair have just been publicly outed as a couple at the Saints and Sinners Ball, after weeks of keeping their affair a secret. The outing had the unintended effect of bolstering Chuck’s public image as a naughtily decadent Bad Boy Entrepreneur with a soft spot for a delicate debutant. Apparently, when it comes to hotel moguls, contradictions are sexy! The outing was decidedly less lucky for Blair, who lost the opportunity to be spokesperson for a feminist-based foundation, Girls Inc., as a result of it.
Chuck sees what happened as evidence that the couple can overcome any obstacle, as long as they are together. But Blair is not so sure . . .
CHUCK: “I love you.”
BLAIR: “I love you too . . . I don’t expect you to wait.”
CHUCK: “If two people are meant to be together, eventually they will find their way back.”
BLAIR: “Do you really believe that?”
CHUCK: “I do.”
BLAIR: “So do I.”
Why it Made the List: Sure, it was maddening, and incredibly frustrating, that after three episodes of build up, intense conversations, and incredibly hot sex (all of which seemed to support the notion that these are two people who are MEANT to be TOGETHER), Chuck and Blair broke up, over something as seemingly insignficant as Blair not getting a dumb internship. And yet, in this very special moment, Blair and Chuck BOTH admitted that they were in love with one another. Beyond that, Chuck’s words to Blair about people who are meant to be with one another, eventually finding their way back into one another’s arms, seemed incredibly prophetic of an eventual PERMANENT union for this couple. Don’t you think?
4. Hate Sex
Episode: 4 x 07 – “War at the Roses”
Setting the Scene: The short-term ceasefire in the war between Chuck and Blair came to an unexpected end, after a highly embarrassing video, featuring Blair drunkenly singing at a karaoke bar, was exposed to all of New York high society on her twentieth birthday. An enraged Blair immediately accused Chuck of leaking the video, since he was (she believed) the only person aware of its existence. After all, permanent disavowal of this video was an important part of the peace treaty between Chuck and Blair.
Chuck — who would never even think of releasing such a video to the publi — was highly offended that Blair would believe he would do so. (As it turns out, the video was discovered and subsequently publicized by Dopey Dan). After the party, Chuck confronts Blair in private, to let her know, in no uncertain terms, that the war between them is back on . . .
CHUCK: “I’ve realized we are not friends. Friends have to like each other. And after what happened tonight, I could never like you.”
BLAIR: “Every nerve ending in my body is electrified by hatred.”
CHUCK: “There is a fiery pit of hate burning inside me, ready to explode.”
BLAIR: “So, it’s settled then.”
CHUCK: “We’re settled.”
Why it Made the List: OMG! This scene was HOT with a capital “H!” When you really thing about it, feelings of hatred, and those of intense and passionate love are not all that far removed from one another, are they? Both have the ability to cloud your mind, and keep you from thinking rationally. Both have a tendency to get you hot under the collar. Both light a fire in your heart, that threatens to explode your insides. And, perhaps most importantly, both can drive you completely insane!
The moment Chuck and Blair move toward one another, and begin to describe their mutual feelings of hatred, we all know the sex is inevitable. Like Chuck and Blair, our bodies fill with the heat of anticipation. As for the animalistic manner in which Chuck and Blair angrily have their way with one another on top of that piano — ripping eachother’s clothing off, as they teeter on the brink between insanity and intense pleasure — well . . . it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen on television before!
3. Chuck and Blair Exposed
Episode: 4 x 09 – “The Witches of Bushwick”
Setting the Scene: When Chuck’s publicist informs him that his new do-gooder image is bad for business, Blair suggests that he throw a Saints and Sinners Ball, to show the world what a bad boy he really is. Mistakenly believing that their coupledom would undermine Chuck’s womanizing mystique, Chuck and Blair decide to keep their budding relationship a secret.
And yet, when Chuck utters a certain phrase to Blair during sex (more on that later), Blair finds herself unable to think about anything else. (Did he mean it? Is it true?) So, Blair shows up at the party, risking everything to ascertain Chuck’s feelings for her once and for all . . . Little do Chuck and Blair, know that both of their secrets are just moments away from being exposed . . .
BLAIR: “I heard what you said . . . three one syllable words that, under the circumstances, you may or may not have meant.”
CHUCK: “Do you want me to have meant them?”
BLAIR: “If they were true, I would want to know.”
CHUCK: “I meant it Blair, with all my heart . . . Are you going to say something?”
BLAIR: “I will . . . I mean . . . I do.”
CHUCK: “I understand the consequences, but I am willing to pay them . . . I say, we go up in flames together?”
Why it Made the List: This very special scene is all about risks. When Chuck and Blair meet one another on that balcony at the Saints and Sinners Ball, they are putting everything on the line for one another: their lives, their livelihoods, their reputations, their pride, their self-respect, and their hearts. The fact that the conversation between them takes place high above the ground, only heightens the dangerousness of this moment.
Blair risks her future as a public feminist figure, by coming to see Chuck at the Saints and Sinners Ball. And then, she risks her pride by asking him if he meant it, when he told her that he loved her during sex. In turn, Chuck puts his own heart on the metaphoric table between them, when he admits to Blair that he DOES, in fact, love her — not knowing for sure whether she returns those feelings. When Blair does respond affirmatively to Chuck’s claims of love, she does so, by saying those two special words, “I do,” almost as if she is completing wedding vows. (How’s THAT for foreshadowing?)
Moments later, when Blair’s and Chuck’s relationship is exposed to the party — rather than shunning one another, to protect their respective reputations — both Blair and Chuck decide to embrace public scrutiny, and “go down in flames together.” By doing this, Chuck and Blair take the ultimate leap of faith for one another, and prove that, when it comes to the many things in both of their lives that are important, their relationship comes first.
2. “Friendly” Sex
Episode: 4 x 08 – “Juliet Doesn’t Live Here Anymore”
Setting the Scene: Chuck and Blair have just reached the end of a VERY GOOD DAY! Not only have they each gotten laid MULTIPLE times by one another, they’ve also protected a mutual friend, and ensured the takedown of a mutual enemy. As Chuck and Blair sit quietly in her living room, sharing a drink together, they are feeling tired, but happy, and oddly invigorated. Chuck and Blair have just been reminded of what a great team they make, when they are able to put aside their differences, and work toward a common goal. In this triumphant moment, anything seems possible . . . even friendship.
BLAIR: “Sometimes, I think a takedown is better than sex . . . Well, it’s an endorphin rush. Plus it makes me think of old times. I really appreciate you stepping up tonight.”
CHUCK: “Maybe that’s because that’s what we are, friends.”
BLAIR: “Who knew it would take a public takedown and tons of hate sex for us to get here?”
CHUCK: “Well . . . I should get going. Good night, Waldorf.”
BLAIR: “Same to you, Bass.”
Why it Made the List: As Chuck and Blair are reminded of what a good team they are, we are reminded as well. Though on the surface, they seem very different, Chuck and Blair are really so much alike! Both can be sly, manipulative, and mean-spirited. But they are also loyal friends, who are willing to do whatever it takes to ensure that one of their own doesn’t get hurt.
Can Chuck and Blair ever really be just friends? The beginning of the scene suggests that they can! Observe the easy and effortless way in which they relate to one another — shifting easily between joking banter, and sweet compliments. Remember that Chuck and Blair started out as friends, and partners-in-crime, back during Season 1 of Gossip Girl. These are two individuals know what makes each another tick. They are comfortable with one another.
And yet, when Chuck and Blair move close to one another, and share a gentle hug, all thoughts of friendship go out the window. The sexual chemistry between them is undeniable. Observe the way Blair gently places her hand on Chuck’s cheek, the intense looks that are exchanged, and the depth of feeling behind each movement. Behold the power of that kiss!
Granted, Chuck and Blair have been having sex throughout this ENTIRE episode. So, what makes this time different? You see, this is the first time, in the course of the hour, that Chuck and Blair make LOVE! All the romantic elements are there: the gentle way the room is lit, the soft crackle of the fireplace before them, the soft femininity of Blair’s floral dress, the way Chuck CARRIES BLAIR ACROSS THE THRESHOLD into her bedroom, like the pair of newlyweds they are destined to someday be. When it comes to television love scenes, they don’t get much better than this!
1. Chuck Says “I Love You” During Sex
Episode: 4 x 09 – “The Witches of Bushwick”
Setting the Scene: Chuck has just learned that he needs to reaffirm his Bad Boy image, in order to reclaim his hotel mogul status. According to his publicist, this means dropping all ties to Good Girl Debutant Blair. Likewise, Blair is informed by the head of the feminist foundation Girls, Inc. that she is in the running to become the organization’s spokesperson, but only if she disassociates from the rebellious Chuck. Chuck and Blair meet in her bedroom, in order to plot a plan certain to save both of their careers. But it’s hard to talk business, when both parties are feeling so very hot and bothered . . .
CHUCK: “There is something alluring about an angel drawn to the darkside.”
BLAIR: “Or a devil redeemed.”
CHUCK: “An impeccable plan.”
BLAIR: “This really is a beautiful friendship.”
CHUCK: “I love poplin.”
BLAIR: “I love condemnation.”
CHUCK: “I love you.”
Why it Made the List: This scene was just pure perfection, on so many levels! Porn stars have NOTHING on Chuck and Blair, in terms of sheer sexuality. I adored the way, Chuck and Blair were able to help one another with their respective business problems, without letting all the dull talk get in the way of their sexual activity, even for a single second!
The breathless way the Chuck and Blair talked to one another, their barely muted moans, as they undressed eachother and fell into bed together, the way Blair’s eyes rolled back in her head, when Chuck kissed her neck . . . it was enough to drive a Chair fan CRAZY!
When Chuck finally got caught up in the throes of passion, and told Blair he loved her, I literally squealed with JOY! Blair may have doubted the veracity of Chuck’s claim — because he said it while in the throes of passion — but us Chair fans never did! Like Blair, Chuck is the kind of person who keeps his feelings closely guarded, no matter what he’s doing at the time.
The Chuck we know would never let himself get carried away during sex. He would never say those three words, unless he absolutely meant them. This is why it took Chuck being completely blissed out, and in the moment, for him to reveal the feelings for Blair that he had heretofore kept hidden. This is the image of a man in deep and serious love. And, as far as I’m concerned, nothing can be sexier . . .
Well, there you have it. Ten Slyly Seductive and Super Sexual Scenes between Gossip Girl‘s “It Couple,” Chuck and Blair. Which one was YOUR favorite?
New episodes of Gossip Girl will begin airing on Janury 24, 2011. Until then, XOXO!
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